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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Border Song that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Elton John's, "Border Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't take any more marijuana
I've been poisoned from my head down to my shoes
Original Lyrics:
I can't take any more bad water
I've been poisoned from my head down to my shoes
Elton John's, "Border Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't take any more marijuana
Original Lyrics:
I can't take any more bad water
Elton John's, "Border Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
I have seen Phil Spector
He has been here, too.
Original Lyrics:
I have seen the spectre
He has been here, too.
Elton John's, "Border Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now they went and changed erection.
Original Lyrics:
Now the wind has changed direction.

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