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Misheard Lyrics -> Song -> B -> Blue Jean
Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Blue Jean that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
David Bowie's, "Blue Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Blue Cheese, I just met a girl named Blue Cheese
Original Lyrics:
Blue Jean, I just met a girl named Blue Jean
David Bowie's, "Blue Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
I just met a girl named Eugene
or
I just met a girl named Oogee
or
I just met a girl and we're moochin'
or
I just met a girl named Oogee
or
I just met a girl and we're moochin'
Original Lyrics:
I just met a girl named Blue Jean
David Bowie's, "Blue Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got to get this f***ing thing together.
Original Lyrics:
I've got to get this faculty together.
David Bowie's, "Blue Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh the whole hue degrees
Original Lyrics:
Oh the whole human race
David Bowie's, "Blue Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, I made my Blue Jean blue
And she can zip me
Oh, somebody zip me
And she can zip me
Oh, somebody zip me
Original Lyrics:
Oh, and when my Blue Jean's blue
Blue Jean can send me
Oh, somebody send me
Blue Jean can send me
Oh, somebody send me
David Bowie's, "Blue Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, chicken sandwich
Original Lyrics:
Blue Jean can send me.
David Bowie's, "Blue Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
One day I'll have to get the f***in' thing together.
Original Lyrics:
One day I'll have to get the faculty together.
David Bowie's, "Blue Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
One day, I'm gonna write a poem in the letter.
One day, I'm gonna get the fat girl in together.
One day, I'm gonna get the fat girl in together.
Original Lyrics:
One day, I'm gonna write a poem in the letter.
One day, I'm gonna get the faculty together.
One day, I'm gonna get the faculty together.
David Bowie's, "Blue Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
One day
I'm gonna get this fat girl thing together.
I'm gonna get this fat girl thing together.
Original Lyrics:
One day
I'm gonna get that faculty together.
I'm gonna get that faculty together.
David Bowie's, "Blue Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
She got a Polish bite
She got a turned up nose
She got a turned up nose
Original Lyrics:
She got a police bike
She got a turned up nose
She got a turned up nose
David Bowie's, "Blue Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
She got a four-inch spike.
Original Lyrics:
She got a police bike.
David Bowie's, "Blue Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got a Polish back.
Original Lyrics:
She's got a police bike.
David Bowie's, "Blue Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got a bowler's back.
Original Lyrics:
She's got a police bike.
David Bowie's, "Blue Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got a camouflage face and a monk
Original Lyrics:
She's got a camouflage face and no money
David Bowie's, "Blue Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got a camouflage face and no neck.
Original Lyrics:
She's got a camouflage face and no money.
David Bowie's, "Blue Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got a camouflage face on my mind.
Original Lyrics:
She's got a camouflage face and no money.
David Bowie's, "Blue Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got a camouflage faced bald monkey
Original Lyrics:
She's got a camouflage face and no money
David Bowie's, "Blue Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shes got a camouflage face in my mind
Original Lyrics:
Shes got a camouflage face and no money
David Bowie's, "Blue Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Today, I met a boy named Maletta.
Original Lyrics:
One day, I'm gonna write a poem in a letter.
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