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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Bleed American that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
Jimmy Eat World's, "Bleed American"
Misheard Lyrics:
... Sugar on the asphalt, oh-oh littering is awesome ...
Original Lyrics:
Salt, sweat, sugar on the asphalt. Our hearts littering the topsoil
Jimmy Eat World's, "Bleed American"
Misheard Lyrics:
A waterfall in love tonight
Original Lyrics:
I wanna fall in love tonight.
Jimmy Eat World's, "Bleed American"
Misheard Lyrics:
Clear your thoughts with spit inside.
Original Lyrics:
Clear your thoughts with speyside.
Jimmy Eat World's, "Bleed American"
Misheard Lyrics:
Clear your thoughts with spit shine.
Original Lyrics:
Clear your thoughts with speyside.
Jimmy Eat World's, "Bleed American"
Misheard Lyrics:
Clear your thoughts, Miss Bayside.
or
Clean your thoughts, this gay died.
or
Clean your thoughts, this gay died.
Original Lyrics:
Clear your thoughts with speyside.
Jimmy Eat World's, "Bleed American"
Misheard Lyrics:
I swear sugar on the asphalt
Our hearts glitter in the top soil
Today we can make the last car
Our lives are cold
To air just pick the line of the parade.
or
Salt sweat sugar on the asphalt
Our hearts littering the top soil
Tune in we can get the last call
Our lives, our coal
It's the picket line or the parade
Our hearts glitter in the top soil
Today we can make the last car
Our lives are cold
To air just pick the line of the parade.
or
Salt sweat sugar on the asphalt
Our hearts littering the top soil
Tune in we can get the last call
Our lives, our coal
It's the picket line or the parade
Original Lyrics:
Salt sweat sugar on the asphalt
Our hearts littering the top soil
Tune in we can get the last call
Our lives, our coal
Sign on, the picket line or the parade.
Our hearts littering the top soil
Tune in we can get the last call
Our lives, our coal
Sign on, the picket line or the parade.
Jimmy Eat World's, "Bleed American"
Misheard Lyrics:
I swear, sugar honey a**blow.
Original Lyrics:
Salt sweat sugar on the asphalt
Jimmy Eat World's, "Bleed American"
Misheard Lyrics:
I swear, sugar on the asphalt
Uh-huh, Nidorina topsoil
Today, we can give the best call
Our lives are cold.
Uh-huh, Nidorina topsoil
Today, we can give the best call
Our lives are cold.
Original Lyrics:
Salt, sweat, sugar on the asphalt
Our hearts littering the topsoil
Tune in and we can get the last call
Our lives, our coal.
Our hearts littering the topsoil
Tune in and we can get the last call
Our lives, our coal.
Jimmy Eat World's, "Bleed American"
Misheard Lyrics:
I swear, sugar, honey, asphalt
Original Lyrics:
Salt, sweat, sugar on the asphalt
Jimmy Eat World's, "Bleed American"
Misheard Lyrics:
I swear, there's sugar on the asphalt.
Original Lyrics:
Salt, sweat, sugar on the asphalt
Jimmy Eat World's, "Bleed American"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm not a bum 'cuz the TV's on.
Original Lyrics:
I'm not alone cuz the TV's on.
Jimmy Eat World's, "Bleed American"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm not a phone cuz the tv's on you
Original Lyrics:
I'm not alone cuz the tv's on yeah
Jimmy Eat World's, "Bleed American"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm not crazy 'cause I take my rifle everyday
Original Lyrics:
I'm not crazy 'cause I take the right pills everyday
Jimmy Eat World's, "Bleed American"
Misheard Lyrics:
Our hearts, ballerina tassels
Original Lyrics:
Our hearts littering the topsoil
Jimmy Eat World's, "Bleed American"
Misheard Lyrics:
Salt sweat sugar on the ass balls.
Original Lyrics:
Salt sweat sugar on the asphalt.
Jimmy Eat World's, "Bleed American"
Misheard Lyrics:
Salt sweat, glitter on your tux, sir.
Original Lyrics:
Salt sweat sugar on the asphalt.
Jimmy Eat World's, "Bleed American"
Misheard Lyrics:
Salt sweat, sugar on the asphalt
Uh-huh, tiggy wiggy tassles
Touché so we can get the lassoo
Uh-huh, uh-huh!
Uh-huh, tiggy wiggy tassles
Touché so we can get the lassoo
Uh-huh, uh-huh!
Original Lyrics:
Salt sweat, sugar on the asphalt
Our hearts littering the top soil
Tune in so we can get the last call
Our lives, our coal.
Our hearts littering the top soil
Tune in so we can get the last call
Our lives, our coal.
Jimmy Eat World's, "Bleed American"
Misheard Lyrics:
Salt, sweat, sugar, honey asphalt.
Original Lyrics:
Salt sweat sugar on the asphalt.
Jimmy Eat World's, "Bleed American"
Misheard Lyrics:
Salt, sweet sugar daddy ass balls
Original Lyrics:
Salt, sweat, sugar on the asphalt
Jimmy Eat World's, "Bleed American"
Misheard Lyrics:
Saltened sugar lying on the blacktop.
Original Lyrics:
Salt sweat sugar on the asphalt.
Jimmy Eat World's, "Bleed American"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sharpened sugar on the outside.
Original Lyrics:
Salt sweat sugar on the asphalt.
Jimmy Eat World's, "Bleed American"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sign up to pick a line of Tupperware.
Original Lyrics:
Sign on, the picket line or the parade.
Jimmy Eat World's, "Bleed American"
Misheard Lyrics:
Soft sex, sugar in the a**hole.
Original Lyrics:
Salt sweat, sugar on the asphalt.
Jimmy Eat World's, "Bleed American"
Misheard Lyrics:
Soft swear sugar honey asphalt.
Original Lyrics:
Salt sweat sugar on the asphalt.
Jimmy Eat World's, "Bleed American"
Misheard Lyrics:
Soft swear sugarhoney acts falled
Uh, uh, uh, huhs ours are littering the tops soil
Sign up the pick or line or company.
Uh, uh, uh, huhs ours are littering the tops soil
Sign up the pick or line or company.
Original Lyrics:
Salt sweat sugar on the asphalt
Our hearts littering the top soil
Tune in we can get the last call
Our lives, our coal
Sign on, the picket line or the parade.
Our hearts littering the top soil
Tune in we can get the last call
Our lives, our coal
Sign on, the picket line or the parade.
Jimmy Eat World's, "Bleed American"
Misheard Lyrics:
Soft swear, sugar honey asphalt.
Original Lyrics:
Salt, sweat, sugar on the asphalt
Jimmy Eat World's, "Bleed American"
Misheard Lyrics:
Soft swear, sugar on the asphalt.
Original Lyrics:
Salt sweat sugar on the asphalt.
Jimmy Eat World's, "Bleed American"
Misheard Lyrics:
Soft swear, sugar on the asphalt
Uh-huh,littering the top said
To air and we can make the last car
Our lives are cold
To air its the picketline or the parade.
Uh-huh,littering the top said
To air and we can make the last car
Our lives are cold
To air its the picketline or the parade.
Original Lyrics:
Salt sweat sugar on the asphalt
Our hearts littering the top soil
Tune in we can get the last call
Our lives, our coal
It's the picket line or the parade.
Our hearts littering the top soil
Tune in we can get the last call
Our lives, our coal
It's the picket line or the parade.
Jimmy Eat World's, "Bleed American"
Misheard Lyrics:
Soft sweat, sugar, honey, asphalt
Our hearts, Nidorina topsoil
To air, and we can get to NASCAR
Our lies are cold.
Our hearts, Nidorina topsoil
To air, and we can get to NASCAR
Our lies are cold.
Original Lyrics:
Salt, sweat, sugar on the asphalt
Our hearts littering the topsoil
Tune in and we can get the last call
Our lives, our coal.
Our hearts littering the topsoil
Tune in and we can get the last call
Our lives, our coal.
Jimmy Eat World's, "Bleed American"
Misheard Lyrics:
Soft where sugar's on the asphalt.
Original Lyrics:
Salt sweat sugar on the asphalt.
Jimmy Eat World's, "Bleed American"
Misheard Lyrics:
Soft, swear, sugar on the asphalt.
Original Lyrics:
Salt sweat sugar on the asphalt.
Jimmy Eat World's, "Bleed American"
Misheard Lyrics:
Softshell sugar on the asphalt
Original Lyrics:
Salt, sweat, sugar on the asphalt.
Jimmy Eat World's, "Bleed American"
Misheard Lyrics:
Soul swear shoot her on the asphalt.
Original Lyrics:
Salt sweat sugar on the asphalt.
Jimmy Eat World's, "Bleed American"
Misheard Lyrics:
Stop there! There's a shooter on the asphalt
Original Lyrics:
Salt, sweat, sugar on the asphalt
Jimmy Eat World's, "Bleed American"
Misheard Lyrics:
The Hives are cool.
Original Lyrics:
Our lives are coal.
Jimmy Eat World's, "Bleed American"
Misheard Lyrics:
Uh huh, glitter on the cop's car
Sign up to pick a lot of Tupperware.
Sign up to pick a lot of Tupperware.
Original Lyrics:
Our hearts littering the top soil
Sign on the picket line or the parade.
Sign on the picket line or the parade.
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