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Depeche Mode's, "Blasphemous Rumours"
Misheard Lyrics:
And when I dine
Original Lyrics:
And when I die
Depeche Mode's, "Blasphemous Rumours"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dead at sixteen
Original Lyrics:
Didn't succeed
Depeche Mode's, "Blasphemous Rumours"
Misheard Lyrics:
Didn't buy a car, ended up
On a life support machine.
On a life support machine.
Original Lyrics:
Hit by a car, ended up
On a life support machine.
On a life support machine.
Depeche Mode's, "Blasphemous Rumours"
Misheard Lyrics:
For small nurses
Original Lyrics:
For small mercies
Depeche Mode's, "Blasphemous Rumours"
Misheard Lyrics:
Forceful nurses
Original Lyrics:
For small mercies
Depeche Mode's, "Blasphemous Rumours"
Misheard Lyrics:
Girl of eighteen,
fell in love with everything
Found new life in jeans and tights
Couldn't buy a car, ended up
On a bike, a hot machine
fell in love with everything
Found new life in jeans and tights
Couldn't buy a car, ended up
On a bike, a hot machine
Original Lyrics:
Girl of eighteen,
fell in love with everything
Found new life in Jesus Christ
Hit by a car, ended up
On a life support machine
fell in love with everything
Found new life in Jesus Christ
Hit by a car, ended up
On a life support machine
Depeche Mode's, "Blasphemous Rumours"
Misheard Lyrics:
Girl of eighteen, fell in love with everything
Found new life in Jesus Christ
Didn't find God, ended up
On a life support machine.
Found new life in Jesus Christ
Didn't find God, ended up
On a life support machine.
Original Lyrics:
Girl of eighteen, fell in love with everything
Found new life in Jesus Christ
Hit by a car, ended up
On a life support machine.
Found new life in Jesus Christ
Hit by a car, ended up
On a life support machine.
Depeche Mode's, "Blasphemous Rumours"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't want to start any blasphemous rumours
But I think that girl's got a sick sense of humor.
But I think that girl's got a sick sense of humor.
Original Lyrics:
I don't want to start any blasphemous rumours
But I think that God's got a sick sense of humor.
But I think that God's got a sick sense of humor.
Depeche Mode's, "Blasphemous Rumours"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't want to start any blasphemous rumours
But I think that god's got a sixth sense of fumes
But I think that god's got a sixth sense of fumes
Original Lyrics:
I don't want to start any blasphemous rumours
But I think that god's got a sick sense of humor
But I think that god's got a sick sense of humor
Depeche Mode's, "Blasphemous Rumours"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't want to start any blasphemous rumours
but I think that dog has got a sixth sense of humour
but I think that dog has got a sixth sense of humour
Original Lyrics:
I dont want to start any blasphemous rumours
but I think that god has got a sick sense of humour
but I think that god has got a sick sense of humour
Depeche Mode's, "Blasphemous Rumours"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't want to start any blasphemous rumours
But I think that dogs got a zig-zags a fever.
But I think that dogs got a zig-zags a fever.
Original Lyrics:
I don't want to start any blasphemous rumours
But I think that God has got a sick sense of humour.
But I think that God has got a sick sense of humour.
Depeche Mode's, "Blasphemous Rumours"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't want to start any blasphemous rumours
But I think that girl's got a sick sense of humor.
But I think that girl's got a sick sense of humor.
Original Lyrics:
I don't want to start any blasphemous rumours
But I think that God has got a sick sense of humour.
But I think that God has got a sick sense of humour.
Depeche Mode's, "Blasphemous Rumours"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't want to start any blasphemous rumours
But I think that God's got a six inch vavoomah.
But I think that God's got a six inch vavoomah.
Original Lyrics:
I don't want to start any blasphemous rumours
But I think that God's got a sick sense of humor.
But I think that God's got a sick sense of humor.
Depeche Mode's, "Blasphemous Rumours"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't want to start any fast flowing rivers.
Original Lyrics:
I don't want to start any blasphemous rumours.
Depeche Mode's, "Blasphemous Rumours"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't want to start any plus but humours
But I think that God's a black stream room.
But I think that God's a black stream room.
Original Lyrics:
I don't want to start any blasphemous rumours
But I think that God's got a sick sense of humor.
But I think that God's got a sick sense of humor.
Depeche Mode's, "Blasphemous Rumours"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't want to start
Any blasphemous rumours
But I think that God's
Got a sixth sense of you
And when I die
I expect to find it nothing.
Any blasphemous rumours
But I think that God's
Got a sixth sense of you
And when I die
I expect to find it nothing.
Original Lyrics:
I don't want to start
Any blasphemous rumours
But I think that God's
Got a sick sense of humour
And when I die
I expect to find Him laughing.
Any blasphemous rumours
But I think that God's
Got a sick sense of humour
And when I die
I expect to find Him laughing.
Depeche Mode's, "Blasphemous Rumours"
Misheard Lyrics:
I think that God's got a six pence computer.
Original Lyrics:
I think that God's got a sick sense of humor.
Depeche Mode's, "Blasphemous Rumours"
Misheard Lyrics:
I think that dog's got a sick sense of humor.
Original Lyrics:
I think that God's got a sick sense of humor.
Depeche Mode's, "Blasphemous Rumours"
Misheard Lyrics:
I think that girls got a sixth sense of humor
Original Lyrics:
Think that gods got a sick sense of humor
Depeche Mode's, "Blasphemous Rumours"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now I don't want to start any blasphemous rumours,
But I think that God's got a six-inch satsuma
But I think that God's got a six-inch satsuma
Original Lyrics:
Now I don't want to start any blasphemous rumours,
But I think that God's got a sick sense of humour
But I think that God's got a sick sense of humour
Depeche Mode's, "Blasphemous Rumours"
Misheard Lyrics:
When I die, I expect to find Him loving.
Original Lyrics:
When I die, I expect to find Him laughing.
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