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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Black Magic Woman that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
Santana's, "Black Magic Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't run your back on my baby
You just might tickle all her G** d*** tricks.
You just might tickle all her G** d*** tricks.
Original Lyrics:
Don't turn your back on me baby
You just might pick up my magic sticks.
You just might pick up my magic sticks.
Santana's, "Black Magic Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't turn your back on me, baby,
'Cause you might just be the ultimate in cue sticks.
'Cause you might just be the ultimate in cue sticks.
Original Lyrics:
Don't turn your back on me, baby,
'Cause you might just wake up my magic sticks.
'Cause you might just wake up my magic sticks.
Santana's, "Black Magic Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't turn your back on the grapefruit.
Original Lyrics:
Don't turn your back on me, baby.
Santana's, "Black Magic Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
God-ness so fine I can see
Original Lyrics:
Got me so blind I can't see
Santana's, "Black Magic Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Got a bad mattress woman
Original Lyrics:
Got a black magic woman
Santana's, "Black Magic Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Got a bad tragic woman
Original Lyrics:
Got a black magic woman
Santana's, "Black Magic Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Got a black faggot woman
Original Lyrics:
Got a black magic woman
Santana's, "Black Magic Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Got a black matching woman
Original Lyrics:
Got a black magic woman
Santana's, "Black Magic Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Got a black midget woman
Original Lyrics:
Got a black magic woman
Santana's, "Black Magic Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Got a flat magic wombat
Original Lyrics:
Got a black magic woman
Santana's, "Black Magic Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Got a rat pack woman
Original Lyrics:
Got a black magic woman
Santana's, "Black Magic Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got a black magic woman
She tryin' to make a gerbil out of me.
She tryin' to make a gerbil out of me.
Original Lyrics:
I got a black magic woman
She tryin' to make a devil out of me.
She tryin' to make a devil out of me.
Santana's, "Black Magic Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got to take a pebble out of me.
Original Lyrics:
She's trying to make a devil out of me.
Santana's, "Black Magic Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Stop messin' 'round with your trance
Original Lyrics:
Stop messin' 'round with your tricks
Santana's, "Black Magic Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ted Turner back on me baby
Original Lyrics:
Don't turn your back on me baby
Santana's, "Black Magic Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
You got to spit on me baby
Original Lyrics:
You got your spell on me baby
Santana's, "Black Magic Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
You got your smell on me baby, yeah you got your smell on me baby
Original Lyrics:
You got your spell on me baby, yeah you got your spell on me baby
Santana's, "Black Magic Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
You put a smell on me, baby
Original Lyrics:
You put a spell on me, baby
Santana's, "Black Magic Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
You put a spill on me, baby
Original Lyrics:
You put a spell on me, baby
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