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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Black that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Pearl Jam's, "Black"
Misheard Lyrics:
All the bicth you said,
'Oh, Ben wasn't glad
He tattooed everything'.
Original Lyrics:
All the pictures have
All been washed in black
Tattooed everything.
Pearl Jam's, "Black"
Misheard Lyrics:
All the bicthes have
All been washed in black.
Original Lyrics:
All the pictures have
All been washed in black.
Pearl Jam's, "Black"
Misheard Lyrics:
All the bitches say
They've all been washed with glass.
Original Lyrics:
All the pictures have
All been washed in black.
Pearl Jam's, "Black"
Misheard Lyrics:
And my better half stands on broken glass.
Original Lyrics:
And now my bitter hands cradle broken glass.
Pearl Jam's, "Black"
Misheard Lyrics:
And now better hands
Shaped beneath the clouds.
Original Lyrics:
And now my bitter hands
Chafe beneath the clouds.
Pearl Jam's, "Black"
Misheard Lyrics:
And now my b****es said
Original Lyrics:
And now my bitter hands
Pearl Jam's, "Black"
Misheard Lyrics:
And now my better half
Sleeps beneath the flowers.
Original Lyrics:
And now my bitter hands
Chafe beneath the clouds.
Pearl Jam's, "Black"
Misheard Lyrics:
And now my better hands
Create all broken glass.
Original Lyrics:
And now my bitter hands
Cradle broken glass.
Pearl Jam's, "Black"
Misheard Lyrics:
And now my bigger a** cradles stolen hash.
Original Lyrics:
And now my bitter hands cradle broken glass.
Pearl Jam's, "Black"
Misheard Lyrics:
And now my bigger a**, cradles stolen cash.
or
And now my better half, rests on broken glass.
Original Lyrics:
And now my bitter hands, cradle broken glass.
Pearl Jam's, "Black"
Misheard Lyrics:
And now my bigger hands, are just broken hands.
Original Lyrics:
And now my bitter hands cradle broken glass.
Pearl Jam's, "Black"
Misheard Lyrics:
And now my bitter hands wait down broken glass.
Original Lyrics:
And now my bitter hands cradle broken glass.
Pearl Jam's, "Black"
Misheard Lyrics:
And now my bitter hands
Caged in broken glass.
Original Lyrics:
And now my bitter hands
Cradle broken glass.
Pearl Jam's, "Black"
Misheard Lyrics:
And now my bitter hands
Playdough broken glass.
Original Lyrics:
And now my bitter hands
Cradle broken glass.
Pearl Jam's, "Black"
Misheard Lyrics:
And now my bitter hands
Shake beneath the clouds.
Original Lyrics:
And now my bitter hands
Cradle broken glass.
Pearl Jam's, "Black"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the laundromat turned my wool to black
Tattooed all I see, all that I am, all I'll be... yeah...
Original Lyrics:
All the love gone bad turned my world to black
Tattooed all I see, all that I am, all I'll be... yeah...
Pearl Jam's, "Black"
Misheard Lyrics:
Chains (Shades) of empty canvas, underneath your sweat (under sheets of pale)
Her legs spread out before me as her body was it
Original Lyrics:
Sheet of empty canvas, untouched sheets of clay
Were laid spread out before me as her body once did
Pearl Jam's, "Black"
Misheard Lyrics:
Chains sheets of empty canvas, underneath her bed
Her legs spread out before me as her body moves in.
Original Lyrics:
Sheet of empty canvas, untouched sheets of clay
Were laid spread out before me as her body once did.
Pearl Jam's, "Black"
Misheard Lyrics:
Her legs spread out before me as her body laid still.
Original Lyrics:
Were laid spread out before me as her body once did.
Pearl Jam's, "Black"
Misheard Lyrics:
Her legs spread out before me as her body lays dead.
Original Lyrics:
Were laid spread out before me as her body once did.
Pearl Jam's, "Black"
Misheard Lyrics:
Her legs spread out before me as her body lies still.
Original Lyrics:
Were laid spread out before me as her body once did.
Pearl Jam's, "Black"
Misheard Lyrics:
Her legs spread out before me, as her body lays dead.
Original Lyrics:
Her lace spread out before me, as her body once did.
Pearl Jam's, "Black"
Misheard Lyrics:
Her legs spread out before me.
Original Lyrics:
Were laid spread out before me.
Pearl Jam's, "Black"
Misheard Lyrics:
Her legs spread out before me
As her body was still.
Original Lyrics:
Were laid spread out before me
As her body once did.
Pearl Jam's, "Black"
Misheard Lyrics:
Her legs spread out before me
As her buddy's ones did.
Original Lyrics:
Were laid spread out before me
As her body once did.
Pearl Jam's, "Black"
Misheard Lyrics:
Her legs spread out before me
As she began to die.
Original Lyrics:
Were laid out before me
As her body once did.
Pearl Jam's, "Black"
Misheard Lyrics:
I know she gave me all that she was.
Original Lyrics:
I know she gave me all that she wore.
Pearl Jam's, "Black"
Misheard Lyrics:
I know some day you'll have a beautiful wife, I know you'll be a star.
Original Lyrics:
I know some day you'll have a beautiful life, I know you'll be a star.
Pearl Jam's, "Black"
Misheard Lyrics:
I know someday you'll have a beautiful life,
I know you'll be somebody else's guy
But why, why, why can't you be mine?
or
I know someday you'll have a beautiful wife
I know you'll be a son in somebody else's life
But why, why, why can't it be me?
Original Lyrics:
I know someday you'll have a beautiful life
I know you'll be a star in somebody else's sky
But why, why, why can't it be mine?
Pearl Jam's, "Black"
Misheard Lyrics:
I know someday you'll have a beautiful life,
I know you'll be somebody else's guy
But why, why, why can't you be mine?
Original Lyrics:
I know someday you'll have a beautiful life,
I know you'll be a star in somebody else's sky
But why, why, why can't it be mine?
Pearl Jam's, "Black"
Misheard Lyrics:
I take a sock and drive away.
Original Lyrics:
How quick the sun can drop away.
Pearl Jam's, "Black"
Misheard Lyrics:
I take a walk downtown
I'm surrounded by KISS-FM.
Original Lyrics:
I take a walk outside
I'm surrounded by some kids at play.
Pearl Jam's, "Black"
Misheard Lyrics:
I take a walk outside,
I'm surrounded by donkeys and things
Original Lyrics:
I take a walk outside,
I'm surrounded by some kids at play
Pearl Jam's, "Black"
Misheard Lyrics:
I take a walk outside, I'm surrounded by Sunkist and plague.
Original Lyrics:
I take a walk outside, I'm surrounded by some kids at play.
Pearl Jam's, "Black"
Misheard Lyrics:
I take a walk outside
I'm surrounded by Smokey The Bear.
Original Lyrics:
I take a walk outside
I'm surrounded by some kids at play.
Pearl Jam's, "Black"
Misheard Lyrics:
I take a walk outside
I'm surrounded by Zonkey the Bear.
Original Lyrics:
I take a walk outside
I'm surrounded by some kids at play.
Pearl Jam's, "Black"
Misheard Lyrics:
I take a walk outside
I'm surrounded by a donkey's affair.
Original Lyrics:
I take a walk outside
I'm surrounded by some kids at play.
Pearl Jam's, "Black"
Misheard Lyrics:
I take a walk outside
I'm surrounded by donkeys at bay.
Original Lyrics:
I take a walk outside
I'm surrounded by some kids at play.
Pearl Jam's, "Black"
Misheard Lyrics:
I take a walk outside
I'm surrounded by monkeys and gays.
Original Lyrics:
I take a walk outside
I'm surrounded by some kids at play.
Pearl Jam's, "Black"
Misheard Lyrics:
I take a walk outside
I'm surrounded by songs kids are playing.
Original Lyrics:
I take a walk outside
I'm surrounded by some kids at play.
Pearl Jam's, "Black"
Misheard Lyrics:
I take a walk outside
I'm surrounded by sont qui s'appelle?
Original Lyrics:
I take a walk outside
I'm surrounded by some kids at play.
sont qui s'appelle = 'are who is called' in French
Pearl Jam's, "Black"
Misheard Lyrics:
I take a walk outside
I'm surrounded by stoned kissy-face.
Original Lyrics:
I take a walk outside
I'm surrounded by some kids at play.
Pearl Jam's, "Black"
Misheard Lyrics:
I take a walk outside
I'm so beautified, his donkeys are fed.
Original Lyrics:
I take a walk outside
I'm surrounded by some kids at play.
Pearl Jam's, "Black"
Misheard Lyrics:
I take a walk outside
I'm surrounded by Smokey the Bear.
Original Lyrics:
I take a walk outside
I'm surrounded by some kids at play.
Sevendust's, "Black"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm bangin' my own sister, I ain't doin' nothing wrong.
Original Lyrics:
I'm minding my own business, I ain't doin' nothing wrong.
Sevendust's, "Black"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm blinded by my mistress.
Original Lyrics:
I'm minding my own business.
Pearl Jam's, "Black"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm surrounded and I don't give a damn.
Original Lyrics:
I'm surrounded by some kids at play.
Pearl Jam's, "Black"
Misheard Lyrics:
My better half played in broken glass
Original Lyrics:
My bitter hands cradle broken glass
Pearl Jam's, "Black"
Misheard Lyrics:
My bitter hands, they hold broken glass.
Original Lyrics:
My bitter hands cradle broken glass.
Pearl Jam's, "Black"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now the gear, I tasted and breathed has taken a turn.
Original Lyrics:
Now the air, I tasted and breathed has taken a turn.
Pearl Jam's, "Black"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, the bicth is sad
Oh, that was unplanned
Tattooed everything.
Original Lyrics:
All the pictures have
All been washed in black
Tattooed everything.
Pearl Jam's, "Black"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, the bytch is sad.
Original Lyrics:
All the pictures had...
Pearl Jam's, "Black"
Misheard Lyrics:
Queafs of envied pandas
Original Lyrics:
Sheets of empty canvas
Pearl Jam's, "Black"
Misheard Lyrics:
She took Eddie Cantor
Under sheets of clay.
Original Lyrics:
Sheets of empty canvas
Untouched sheets of clay.
Pearl Jam's, "Black"
Misheard Lyrics:
She took empty canvas, until she's to blame
Original Lyrics:
Sheet of empty canvas, untouched sheets of clay
Pearl Jam's, "Black"
Misheard Lyrics:
She took empty canvas
Under sheets of clay
Her legs spread out before me,
As her body went still.
Original Lyrics:
Sheets of empty canvas
Untouched sheets of clay
Were laid spread out before me,
As her body once did.
Pearl Jam's, "Black"
Misheard Lyrics:
She took empty canvas
Under the sheets of clay lace
Spead out before me
As her body once did.
Original Lyrics:
Sheet of empty canvas
Untouched sheets of clay were laid
Spread out before me
As her body once did.
Pearl Jam's, "Black"
Misheard Lyrics:
She took empty canvas
under sheets of clay
Her legs spread out just for me
as her body lies dead
Original Lyrics:
Sheets of empty canvas
Untouched sheets of clay
Were laid spread out before me,
As her body once did.
Pearl Jam's, "Black"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's a guilty canvas
Original Lyrics:
Sheets of empty canvas
Pearl Jam's, "Black"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's a pickled herring, under sheets of glaze.
Original Lyrics:
Sheets of empty canvas, untouched sheets of clay.
Pearl Jam's, "Black"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's an empty canvas, under sheets of clay
Her legs spread out before me as her body holds still.
Original Lyrics:
Sheet of empty canvas, untouched sheets of clay
Were laid spread out before me as her body once did.
Pearl Jam's, "Black"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's an empty canvas.
Original Lyrics:
Sheets of empty canvas
Pearl Jam's, "Black"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's an empty canvas.
Original Lyrics:
Sheets of empty canvas
Pearl Jam's, "Black"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's an empty canvas
Original Lyrics:
Sheets of empty canvas
Pearl Jam's, "Black"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's so empty handed.
Original Lyrics:
Sheets of empty canvas
Pearl Jam's, "Black"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sheets of empty canvas
Under sheets of clay
Her legs spread out before me,
As her body lay still.
Original Lyrics:
Sheets of empty canvas
Untouched sheets of clay
Were laid spread out before me,
As her body once did.
Pearl Jam's, "Black"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sheets of empty canvas
Untouched sheets of plain.
Her legs spread out before me,
as her body grew still
Original Lyrics:
Sheets of empty canvas
Untouched sheets of clay
Were laid spread out before me,
as her body once did
Pearl Jam's, "Black"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sheets of empty canvas, untouched sheets of clay
Her legs spread out before me as her body once did.
Original Lyrics:
Sheets of empty canvas, untouched sheets of clay
Were laid spread out before me as her body once did.
Pearl Jam's, "Black"
Misheard Lyrics:
So why do I sear?
Original Lyrics:
So what do I say?
Pearl Jam's, "Black"
Misheard Lyrics:
So why do I sear?
Original Lyrics:
So why do I see her?
Pearl Jam's, "Black"
Misheard Lyrics:
So why do I see her?
Original Lyrics:
So why do I sear?
Pearl Jam's, "Black"
Misheard Lyrics:
So why do I stay?
Original Lyrics:
So what do I say?
Pearl Jam's, "Black"
Misheard Lyrics:
So why do I swear?
Original Lyrics:
So why do I sear?
Pearl Jam's, "Black"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tattooed on high seas
Original Lyrics:
Tattooed all I see
Pearl Jam's, "Black"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tied to everything
Original Lyrics:
Tatooed everything
Pearl Jam's, "Black"
Misheard Lyrics:
Her leg's spread out before me
or
Her lace spread out before me
or
Were laid spread out before me
or
Were laid spread out before me
Original Lyrics:
Were laid spread out before me

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