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Pearl Jam's, "Black"
Misheard Lyrics:
All the bicth you said,
'Oh, Ben wasn't glad
He tattooed everything'.
'Oh, Ben wasn't glad
He tattooed everything'.
Original Lyrics:
All the pictures have
All been washed in black
Tattooed everything.
All been washed in black
Tattooed everything.
Pearl Jam's, "Black"
Misheard Lyrics:
All the bicthes have
All been washed in black.
All been washed in black.
Original Lyrics:
All the pictures have
All been washed in black.
All been washed in black.
Pearl Jam's, "Black"
Misheard Lyrics:
All the bitch had said, all been washed in black
Original Lyrics:
All the pictures have all been washed in black
Pearl Jam's, "Black"
Misheard Lyrics:
All the bitches said
Of men washed in black
Of men washed in black
Original Lyrics:
All the pictures have
All been washed in black.
All been washed in black.
Pearl Jam's, "Black"
Misheard Lyrics:
All the bitches say
They've all been washed with glass.
They've all been washed with glass.
Original Lyrics:
All the pictures have
All been washed in black.
All been washed in black.
Pearl Jam's, "Black"
Misheard Lyrics:
And all I told her was everything
Ohh and all she gave me was all that she was
And now my bitter hands
Lay beneath the glass of what was everything,
All the pictures said she was dressed in black
Ohh and all she gave me was all that she was
And now my bitter hands
Lay beneath the glass of what was everything,
All the pictures said she was dressed in black
Original Lyrics:
Oh and all I taught her was everything
Oh I know she gave me all that she wore
And now my bitter hands
Chafe beneath the clouds of what was everything
Oh the pictures have all been washed in black
Oh I know she gave me all that she wore
And now my bitter hands
Chafe beneath the clouds of what was everything
Oh the pictures have all been washed in black
Pearl Jam's, "Black"
Misheard Lyrics:
And my better half stands on broken glass.
Original Lyrics:
And now my bitter hands cradle broken glass.
Pearl Jam's, "Black"
Misheard Lyrics:
And now better hands
Shaped beneath the clouds.
Shaped beneath the clouds.
Original Lyrics:
And now my bitter hands
Chafe beneath the clouds.
Chafe beneath the clouds.
Pearl Jam's, "Black"
Misheard Lyrics:
And now my better half, rests on broken glass.
Original Lyrics:
And now my bitter hands, cradle broken glass.
Pearl Jam's, "Black"
Misheard Lyrics:
And now my better half
Sleeps beneath the flowers.
Sleeps beneath the flowers.
Original Lyrics:
And now my bitter hands
Chafe beneath the clouds.
Chafe beneath the clouds.
Pearl Jam's, "Black"
Misheard Lyrics:
And now my better hands
Create all broken glass.
Create all broken glass.
Original Lyrics:
And now my bitter hands
Cradle broken glass.
Cradle broken glass.
Pearl Jam's, "Black"
Misheard Lyrics:
And now my bigger a** cradles stolen hash.
Original Lyrics:
And now my bitter hands cradle broken glass.
Pearl Jam's, "Black"
Misheard Lyrics:
And now my bigger hands, are just broken hands.
Original Lyrics:
And now my bitter hands cradle broken glass.
Pearl Jam's, "Black"
Misheard Lyrics:
And now my bitches said
Original Lyrics:
And now my bitter hands
Pearl Jam's, "Black"
Misheard Lyrics:
And now my bitter hands wait down broken glass.
Original Lyrics:
And now my bitter hands cradle broken glass.
Pearl Jam's, "Black"
Misheard Lyrics:
And now my bitter hands
Caged in broken glass.
Caged in broken glass.
Original Lyrics:
And now my bitter hands
Cradle broken glass.
Cradle broken glass.
Pearl Jam's, "Black"
Misheard Lyrics:
And now my bitter hands
Playdough broken glass.
Playdough broken glass.
Original Lyrics:
And now my bitter hands
Cradle broken glass.
Cradle broken glass.
Pearl Jam's, "Black"
Misheard Lyrics:
And now my bitter hands
Shake beneath the clouds.
Shake beneath the clouds.
Original Lyrics:
And now my bitter hands
Cradle broken glass.
Cradle broken glass.
Pearl Jam's, "Black"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the laundromat turned my wool to black
Tattooed all I see, all that I am, all I'll be... yeah...
Tattooed all I see, all that I am, all I'll be... yeah...
Original Lyrics:
All the love gone bad turned my world to black
Tattooed all I see, all that I am, all I'll be... yeah...
Tattooed all I see, all that I am, all I'll be... yeah...
Pearl Jam's, "Black"
Misheard Lyrics:
Chains (Shades) of empty canvas, underneath your sweat (under sheets of pale)
Her legs spread out before me as her body was it
Her legs spread out before me as her body was it
Original Lyrics:
Sheet of empty canvas, untouched sheets of clay
Were laid spread out before me as her body once did
Were laid spread out before me as her body once did
Pearl Jam's, "Black"
Misheard Lyrics:
Chains sheets of empty canvas, underneath her bed
Her legs spread out before me as her body moves in.
Her legs spread out before me as her body moves in.
Original Lyrics:
Sheet of empty canvas, untouched sheets of clay
Were laid spread out before me as her body once did.
Were laid spread out before me as her body once did.
Pearl Jam's, "Black"
Misheard Lyrics:
Her lace spread out before me
or
Her leg's spread out before me
or
Her leg's spread out before me
Original Lyrics:
Were laid spread out before me
Pearl Jam's, "Black"
Misheard Lyrics:
Her legs spread out before me as her body laid still.
Original Lyrics:
Were laid spread out before me as her body once did.
Pearl Jam's, "Black"
Misheard Lyrics:
Her legs spread out before me as her body lays dead.
Original Lyrics:
Were laid spread out before me as her body once did.
Pearl Jam's, "Black"
Misheard Lyrics:
Her legs spread out before me as her body lies still.
Original Lyrics:
Were laid spread out before me as her body once did.
Pearl Jam's, "Black"
Misheard Lyrics:
Her legs spread out before me, as her body lays dead.
Original Lyrics:
Her lace spread out before me, as her body once did.
Pearl Jam's, "Black"
Misheard Lyrics:
Her legs spread out before me.
Original Lyrics:
Were laid spread out before me.
Pearl Jam's, "Black"
Misheard Lyrics:
Her legs spread out before me
As her body was still.
As her body was still.
Original Lyrics:
Were laid spread out before me
As her body once did.
As her body once did.
Pearl Jam's, "Black"
Misheard Lyrics:
Her legs spread out before me
As her buddy's ones did.
As her buddy's ones did.
Original Lyrics:
Were laid spread out before me
As her body once did.
As her body once did.
Pearl Jam's, "Black"
Misheard Lyrics:
Her legs spread out before me
As she began to die.
As she began to die.
Original Lyrics:
Were laid out before me
As her body once did.
As her body once did.
Pearl Jam's, "Black"
Misheard Lyrics:
I know she gave me all that she was.
Original Lyrics:
I know she gave me all that she wore.
Pearl Jam's, "Black"
Misheard Lyrics:
I know some day you'll have a beautiful wife, I know you'll be a star.
Original Lyrics:
I know some day you'll have a beautiful life, I know you'll be a star.
Pearl Jam's, "Black"
Misheard Lyrics:
I know someday you'll have a beautiful life,
I know you'll be somebody else's guy
But why, why, why can't you be mine?
I know you'll be somebody else's guy
But why, why, why can't you be mine?
Original Lyrics:
I know someday you'll have a beautiful life,
I know you'll be a star in somebody else's sky
But why, why, why can't it be mine?
I know you'll be a star in somebody else's sky
But why, why, why can't it be mine?
Pearl Jam's, "Black"
Misheard Lyrics:
I know someday you'll have a beautiful wife
I know you'll be a son in somebody else's life
But why, why, why can't it be me?
I know you'll be a son in somebody else's life
But why, why, why can't it be me?
Original Lyrics:
I know someday you'll have a beautiful life
I know you'll be a star in somebody else's sky
But why, why, why can't it be mine?
I know you'll be a star in somebody else's sky
But why, why, why can't it be mine?
Pearl Jam's, "Black"
Misheard Lyrics:
I take a sock and drive away.
Original Lyrics:
How quick the sun can drop away.
Pearl Jam's, "Black"
Misheard Lyrics:
I take a walk downtown
I'm surrounded by KISS-FM.
I'm surrounded by KISS-FM.
Original Lyrics:
I take a walk outside
I'm surrounded by some kids at play.
I'm surrounded by some kids at play.
Pearl Jam's, "Black"
Misheard Lyrics:
I take a walk outside,
I'm surrounded by donkeys and things
I'm surrounded by donkeys and things
Original Lyrics:
I take a walk outside,
I'm surrounded by some kids at play
I'm surrounded by some kids at play
Pearl Jam's, "Black"
Misheard Lyrics:
I take a walk outside, I'm surrounded by Sunkist and plague.
Original Lyrics:
I take a walk outside, I'm surrounded by some kids at play.
Pearl Jam's, "Black"
Misheard Lyrics:
I take a walk outside
I'm surrounded by Smokey The Bear.
I'm surrounded by Smokey The Bear.
Original Lyrics:
I take a walk outside
I'm surrounded by some kids at play.
I'm surrounded by some kids at play.
Pearl Jam's, "Black"
Misheard Lyrics:
I take a walk outside
I'm surrounded by Zonkey the Bear.
I'm surrounded by Zonkey the Bear.
Original Lyrics:
I take a walk outside
I'm surrounded by some kids at play.
I'm surrounded by some kids at play.
Pearl Jam's, "Black"
Misheard Lyrics:
I take a walk outside
I'm surrounded by a donkey's affair.
I'm surrounded by a donkey's affair.
Original Lyrics:
I take a walk outside
I'm surrounded by some kids at play.
I'm surrounded by some kids at play.
Pearl Jam's, "Black"
Misheard Lyrics:
I take a walk outside
I'm surrounded by donkeys at bay.
I'm surrounded by donkeys at bay.
Original Lyrics:
I take a walk outside
I'm surrounded by some kids at play.
I'm surrounded by some kids at play.
Pearl Jam's, "Black"
Misheard Lyrics:
I take a walk outside
I'm surrounded by monkeys and gays.
I'm surrounded by monkeys and gays.
Original Lyrics:
I take a walk outside
I'm surrounded by some kids at play.
I'm surrounded by some kids at play.
Pearl Jam's, "Black"
Misheard Lyrics:
I take a walk outside
I'm surrounded by songs kids are playing.
I'm surrounded by songs kids are playing.
Original Lyrics:
I take a walk outside
I'm surrounded by some kids at play.
I'm surrounded by some kids at play.
Pearl Jam's, "Black"
Misheard Lyrics:
I take a walk outside
I'm surrounded by sont qui s'appelle?
I'm surrounded by sont qui s'appelle?
Original Lyrics:
I take a walk outside
I'm surrounded by some kids at play.
I'm surrounded by some kids at play.
sont qui s'appelle = 'are who is called' in French
Pearl Jam's, "Black"
Misheard Lyrics:
I take a walk outside
I'm surrounded by stoned kissy-face.
I'm surrounded by stoned kissy-face.
Original Lyrics:
I take a walk outside
I'm surrounded by some kids at play.
I'm surrounded by some kids at play.
Pearl Jam's, "Black"
Misheard Lyrics:
I take a walk outside
I'm so beautified, his donkeys are fed.
I'm so beautified, his donkeys are fed.
Original Lyrics:
I take a walk outside
I'm surrounded by some kids at play.
I'm surrounded by some kids at play.
Pearl Jam's, "Black"
Misheard Lyrics:
I take a walk outside
I'm surrounded by Smokey the Bear.
I'm surrounded by Smokey the Bear.
Original Lyrics:
I take a walk outside
I'm surrounded by some kids at play.
I'm surrounded by some kids at play.
Sevendust's, "Black"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm bangin' my own sister, I ain't doin' nothing wrong.
Original Lyrics:
I'm minding my own business, I ain't doin' nothing wrong.
Sevendust's, "Black"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm blinded by my mistress.
Original Lyrics:
I'm minding my own business.
Pearl Jam's, "Black"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm surrounded and I don't give a damn.
Original Lyrics:
I'm surrounded by some kids at play.
Pearl Jam's, "Black"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm surrounded by donkeys and fags.
Original Lyrics:
I'm surrounded by some kids at play.
Pearl Jam's, "Black"
Misheard Lyrics:
My better half played in broken glass
Original Lyrics:
My bitter hands cradle broken glass
Pearl Jam's, "Black"
Misheard Lyrics:
My bitter hands, they hold broken glass.
Original Lyrics:
My bitter hands cradle broken glass.
Pearl Jam's, "Black"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now the gear, I tasted and breathed has taken a turn.
Original Lyrics:
Now the air, I tasted and breathed has taken a turn.
Pearl Jam's, "Black"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh the pictures have all been gross and blecch
Original Lyrics:
Oh the pictures have all been dressed in black
Pearl Jam's, "Black"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, the bicth is sad
Oh, that was unplanned
Tattooed everything.
Oh, that was unplanned
Tattooed everything.
Original Lyrics:
All the pictures have
All been washed in black
Tattooed everything.
All been washed in black
Tattooed everything.
Pearl Jam's, "Black"
Misheard Lyrics:
Queafs of envied pandas
Original Lyrics:
Sheets of empty canvas
Pearl Jam's, "Black"
Misheard Lyrics:
She took Eddie Cantor
Under sheets of clay.
Under sheets of clay.
Original Lyrics:
Sheets of empty canvas
Untouched sheets of clay.
Untouched sheets of clay.
Pearl Jam's, "Black"
Misheard Lyrics:
She took empty canvas, until she's to blame
Original Lyrics:
Sheet of empty canvas, untouched sheets of clay
Pearl Jam's, "Black"
Misheard Lyrics:
She took empty canvas
Under sheets of clay
Her legs spread out before me,
As her body went still.
Under sheets of clay
Her legs spread out before me,
As her body went still.
Original Lyrics:
Sheets of empty canvas
Untouched sheets of clay
Were laid spread out before me,
As her body once did.
Untouched sheets of clay
Were laid spread out before me,
As her body once did.
Pearl Jam's, "Black"
Misheard Lyrics:
She took empty canvas
Under the sheets of clay lace
Spead out before me
As her body once did.
Under the sheets of clay lace
Spead out before me
As her body once did.
Original Lyrics:
Sheet of empty canvas
Untouched sheets of clay were laid
Spread out before me
As her body once did.
Untouched sheets of clay were laid
Spread out before me
As her body once did.
Pearl Jam's, "Black"
Misheard Lyrics:
She took empty canvas
under sheets of clay
Her legs spread out just for me
as her body lies dead
under sheets of clay
Her legs spread out just for me
as her body lies dead
Original Lyrics:
Sheets of empty canvas
Untouched sheets of clay
Were laid spread out before me,
As her body once did.
Untouched sheets of clay
Were laid spread out before me,
As her body once did.
Pearl Jam's, "Black"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's a pickled herring, under sheets of glaze.
Original Lyrics:
Sheets of empty canvas, untouched sheets of clay.
Pearl Jam's, "Black"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's an empty canvas, under sheets of clay
Her legs spread out before me as her body holds still.
Her legs spread out before me as her body holds still.
Original Lyrics:
Sheet of empty canvas, untouched sheets of clay
Were laid spread out before me as her body once did.
Were laid spread out before me as her body once did.
Pearl Jam's, "Black"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sheets of empty canvas
Under sheets of clay
Her legs spread out before me,
As her body lay still.
Under sheets of clay
Her legs spread out before me,
As her body lay still.
Original Lyrics:
Sheets of empty canvas
Untouched sheets of clay
Were laid spread out before me,
As her body once did.
Untouched sheets of clay
Were laid spread out before me,
As her body once did.
Pearl Jam's, "Black"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sheets of empty canvas
Untouched sheets of plain.
Her legs spread out before me,
as her body grew still
Untouched sheets of plain.
Her legs spread out before me,
as her body grew still
Original Lyrics:
Sheets of empty canvas
Untouched sheets of clay
Were laid spread out before me,
as her body once did
Untouched sheets of clay
Were laid spread out before me,
as her body once did
Pearl Jam's, "Black"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sheets of empty canvas, untouched sheets of clay
Her legs spread out before me as her body once did.
Her legs spread out before me as her body once did.
Original Lyrics:
Sheets of empty canvas, untouched sheets of clay
Were laid spread out before me as her body once did.
Were laid spread out before me as her body once did.
Pearl Jam's, "Black"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sheets of empty canvas, unwashed sheets of gray
Original Lyrics:
Sheet of empty canvas, untouched sheets of clay
Pearl Jam's, "Black"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well all of my survival revolved around the sun
Original Lyrics:
All five horizons revolved around her soul
I still laugh when I listen to this song remembering what I thought he was saying. I really thought he was sick and that grunge was evil.
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