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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for BJ And The Bear that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Theme Songs', "BJ And The Bear"
Misheard Lyrics:
Blue jeans and better scenes
And best of all you don't pay property tax.
Original Lyrics:
New dreams and better scenes
And best of all you don't pay property tax.
Greg Evigan's, "BJ and the Bear"
Misheard Lyrics:
Who's providing my talent?
Original Lyrics:
My wheels provide my palace
Theme song from the TV series "BJ and the Bear", which ran from 1979-1981.

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