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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for The Bitch Is Back that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
Elton John's, "The Bitch Is Back"
Misheard Lyrics:
Crazy Caine would spit in your eye
Original Lyrics:
Raisin' cane, I spit in your eye
Elton John's, "The Bitch Is Back"
Misheard Lyrics:
Evil slapstick on a Sat'day night
Original Lyrics:
I even like steak on a Sat'day night
Elton John's, "The Bitch Is Back"
Misheard Lyrics:
Give your mum a fright if that's alright
I feel elastic on a Saturday night
The bitch can bake at your social dos
I feel elastic on a Saturday night
The bitch can bake at your social dos
Original Lyrics:
Eat meat on Friday, that's alright
I even like steak on a Saturday night
Can bitch the best at your social dos
I even like steak on a Saturday night
Can bitch the best at your social dos
My lyrics are funnier
Elton John's, "The Bitch Is Back"
Misheard Lyrics:
I blow my nose. My God, what's that!
Oh, it's full of nasty habits when the bitch gets back.
Oh, it's full of nasty habits when the bitch gets back.
Original Lyrics:
I don't like those! My God, what's that!
Oh, it's full of nasty habits when the bitch gets back.
Oh, it's full of nasty habits when the bitch gets back.
I feel my lyrics are much more appropriate for the 1970s!
Elton John's, "The Bitch Is Back"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don’t like those!
My God, what’s that!
Oh, there’s a lot of nasty habits when the bitch gets back
My God, what’s that!
Oh, there’s a lot of nasty habits when the bitch gets back
Original Lyrics:
I don't like those!
My God, what's that!
Oh, it's full of nasty habits when the bitch gets back.
My God, what's that!
Oh, it's full of nasty habits when the bitch gets back.
Elton John's, "The Bitch Is Back"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was just a fly at 45, novocaine is not an aldehyde.
Original Lyrics:
I was justified when I was five, Raisin' Cain, I spit in your eye.
Elton John's, "The Bitch Is Back"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was just five when I was five
Original Lyrics:
I was justified when I was five
Elton John's, "The Bitch Is Back"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a fish, I'm a fish, on a fishing rod.
Original Lyrics:
I'm the bitch, I'm the bitch, oh the bitch is back.
AND..... The DJ never would say the exact title of the song due to ongoing censorship. I only knew it was by Elton John. I fished a lot when this song came out too, I was just a preteen.
Elton John's, "The Bitch Is Back"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a fish, I'm a fish
Oh, the fish is back.
Oh, the fish is back.
Original Lyrics:
I'm the bitch, I'm the bitch
Oh, the bitch is back.
Oh, the bitch is back.
Elton John's, "The Bitch Is Back"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm the breach, I'm the beach
All the bitches back
Snow cone sober as a matter a fact
I can preach, I can preach
'Cause I'm betterin' you
It's the way that I groove
The things that do. Whoa-a-a.
All the bitches back
Snow cone sober as a matter a fact
I can preach, I can preach
'Cause I'm betterin' you
It's the way that I groove
The things that do. Whoa-a-a.
Original Lyrics:
I'm the bitch, I'm the bitch
Oh the bitch is back
Stone cold sober as a matter of fact
I can bitch, I can bitch
'Cause I'm better than you
It's the way that I move
The things that I do. Whoa-a-a.
Oh the bitch is back
Stone cold sober as a matter of fact
I can bitch, I can bitch
'Cause I'm better than you
It's the way that I move
The things that I do. Whoa-a-a.
Elton John's, "The Bitch Is Back"
Misheard Lyrics:
It was just a fad when I was five
Original Lyrics:
I was justified when I was five
Elton John's, "The Bitch Is Back"
Misheard Lyrics:
Meet me on a Friday that's alright
I eat elastic on a Saturday night.
I eat elastic on a Saturday night.
Original Lyrics:
Eat meat on a Friday, that's alright
I even like steak on a Saturday night.
I even like steak on a Saturday night.
Elton John's, "The Bitch Is Back"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh the bitch is black
Original Lyrics:
Oh the bitch is back
Elton John's, "The Bitch Is Back"
Misheard Lyrics:
Somebody stole my carwash pass
Oh, it's full of nasty habits when the bitch gets back
Oh, it's full of nasty habits when the bitch gets back
Original Lyrics:
I don't like those, my God, what's that
Oh, it's full of nasty habits when the bitch gets back
Oh, it's full of nasty habits when the bitch gets back
Elton John's, "The Bitch Is Back"
Misheard Lyrics:
Stone cold soda as a matter of fact
Original Lyrics:
Stone cold sober as a matter of fact
Elton John's, "The Bitch Is Back"
Misheard Lyrics:
The BK's back
Original Lyrics:
The bitch is back
BK as in Burger King
Elton John's, "The Bitch Is Back"
Misheard Lyrics:
The Grinch is back
Original Lyrics:
The bitch is back
Elton John's, "The Bitch Is Back"
Misheard Lyrics:
The b**ch is black.
Original Lyrics:
The b**ch is back.
Elton John's, "The Bitch Is Back"
Misheard Lyrics:
Times are changin' now forget that
Original Lyrics:
Times are changin' now the poor get fat
Elton John's, "The Bitch Is Back"
Misheard Lyrics:
Times are changin' now the boogie's back
But the fever's gonna catch you when the bitch gets back
But the fever's gonna catch you when the bitch gets back
Original Lyrics:
Times are changin' now the poor get fat
But the fever's gonna catch you when the bitch gets back
But the fever's gonna catch you when the bitch gets back
Elton John's, "The Bitch Is Back"
Misheard Lyrics:
Times are changin' now, the pork and fat
Original Lyrics:
Times are changin', now the poor get fat
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