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And don't try to sing this.
And don't try to save me.
I'm a bench, I'm a lubber.
I'm a b*tch, I'm a lover.
I'm a bitch, I got cheese
Oh my God, it's on my knees.
I'm a b**ch, I'm a tease
I'm a goddess on my knees.
I'm a bitch, I'm a cheese
oh my god its on my knees
I'm a bitch, I'm a tease,
I'm a godess on my knees
I'm a bitch, I'm a luder I'm a child,
I'm a murderer I'm a sinner, I'm a saint
I'm a bitch, I'm a lover I'm a child,
I'm a mother I'm a sinner, I'm a saint
I'm in sentimental pain
I do not feel the shame
I'm your health, I'm your scream
I'm nothing overtwined you know you wouldn't want it any other way
I'm a sinner I'm a saint
I do not feel ashamed
I'm your hell, I'm your dream
I'm nothing in between your know you wouldn't want it any other way
I'm your gal, I'm your dream
I'm your hell, I'm your dream
I'm your health, I'm your dream
I'm your hell, I'm your dream
When you hurt during supper
When you hurt, when you suffer
Yeah, when you call my name, cellar looks like a padlocked door
Yeah, when you call my name, salivate like a Pavlov dog
Dr. Pavlov was a psychologist who trained dogs to salivate when he rang a bell, even when he didn't actually bring them any food.
Yesterday's a crime.
Yesterday, I cried.