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And bring us back some excrement.
And bring us back some extra men.
And with a head upon his shoulders
His young & lonely feet unsafe.
And with her head upon his shoulder
His young and lovely fiancee.
Billy Keith your in love
Billy keep your head low
Helix, don't be a hero.
Billy, don't be a hero.
Billy, don't be a Hebrew
Don't be a Jew to your wife.
Billy, don't be a hero
Don't be a fool with your life.
And bring us back some excrement
And bring us back some extra men
And bring us back some extra mints
And bring us back some extra men
Billy, don't be a bimbo.
Billy, don't be a hero.
Come back and make me some wine
Come back and make me your wife
Come back and make me your wine
Come back and make me your wife
Don't be a fool with your wife
Don't be a fool with your life
Dylan, don't be a gyro
Billy, don't be a hero
Felix, don't be a hero.
Billy, don't be a hero.
Philly, don't be a hero
Billy, Don't Be a Hero
Bailey, don't be a hero
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