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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Bicycle Race that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Queen's, "Bicycle Race"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bi-sexual, bi-sexual, bi-sexual
Original Lyrics:
Bicycle, bicycle, bicycle
Queen's, "Bicycle Race"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bicycle races are coming your way
So forget all your duties all year!
Fat bottomed girls they'll be riding today
So look out for their cooties, oh yeah!
Original Lyrics:
Bicycle races are coming your way
So forget all your duties, oh yeah!
Fat bottomed girls, they'll be riding today
So look out for those beauties, oh yeah!
Queen's, "Bicycle Race"
Misheard Lyrics:
Buy cigarettes, buy cigarettes, buy cigarettes
Original Lyrics:
Bicycle Race, Bicycle Race, Bicycle Race
Queen's, "Bicycle Race"
Misheard Lyrics:
By yourself
Original Lyrics:
Bicycle Race
Queen's, "Bicycle Race"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't want to be a candidate for
Being number one again.
Original Lyrics:
I don't want to be a candidate for
Vietnam or Watergate.
Queen's, "Bicycle Race"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't want to be a candidate for
Being on the watergate.
Original Lyrics:
I don't want to be a candidate for
Vietnam or Watergate.
Queen's, "Bicycle Race"
Misheard Lyrics:
Five cigarettes
Original Lyrics:
Bicycle race
Queen's, "Bicycle Race"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gaudiet, I say ease.
or
Honey, yea? I say sneeze.
Original Lyrics:
Cartier, I say please.
Queen's, "Bicycle Race"
Misheard Lyrics:
God yay, I say please.
Original Lyrics:
Cartier, I say please.
Queen's, "Bicycle Race"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hot dog I say gulla man
I don't want to beatza President of America
Original Lyrics:
Hot dog I say cool it man
I don't want to be the President of America
Queen's, "Bicycle Race"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't believe in Peter Pan, Capt'n Crunch, or Superman,
all I wanna do is bicycle!
Original Lyrics:
I don't believe in Peter Pan, Frankenstein, or Superman,
all I wanna do is bicycle!
Queen's, "Bicycle Race"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't believe in Peter Pan, Frank Sinatra, Superman.
Original Lyrics:
I don't believe in Peter Pan, Frankenstein or Superman.
Queen's, "Bicycle Race"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't believe in Peter Pan, Jesus Christ, or Superman,
all I wanna do is bicycle!
Original Lyrics:
I don't believe in Peter Pan, Frankenstein, or Superman,
all I wanna do is bicycle!
Queen's, "Bicycle Race"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't believe in Peter Pan
F***ing Steinersuperman
All I wanna do is bicycle.
Original Lyrics:
I don't believe in Peter Pan
Frankenstein or Superman
All I wanna do is bicycle.
Queen's, "Bicycle Race"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't believe in pizza fan, Frankenstein, or Superman!
Original Lyrics:
I don't believe in Peter Pan, Frankenstein or Superman.
Queen's, "Bicycle Race"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't believe in pizza pie, Jesus Christ, or Superman
All I wanna do is bicycle!
Original Lyrics:
I don't believe in Peter Pan, Frankenstein, or Superman
All I wanna do is bicycle!
Queen's, "Bicycle Race"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't believe in pizza van
Frankenstein or Superman.
Original Lyrics:
I don't believe in Peter Pan
Frankenstein or Superman.
Queen's, "Bicycle Race"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't wanna be a has-been of America.
Original Lyrics:
I don't wanna be the President of America.
Queen's, "Bicycle Race"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't wanna beat the president of America
Original Lyrics:
I don't wanna be the President of America.
Queen's, "Bicycle Race"
Misheard Lyrics:
I want to ride my bi-sexual
I want to ride my bi.
Original Lyrics:
I want to ride my bycycle
I want to ride my bike.
Queen's, "Bicycle Race"
Misheard Lyrics:
I want to ride my bicycle
I want to ride a dyke.
Original Lyrics:
I want to ride my bicycle
I want to ride my bike.
Queen's, "Bicycle Race"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ice cycle, ice cycle, ice cycle
Original Lyrics:
Bicycle, bicycle, bicycle
Queen's, "Bicycle Race"
Misheard Lyrics:
Naughty, eh? I say please!
Original Lyrics:
Cartier, I say please.
Queen's, "Bicycle Race"
Misheard Lyrics:
Popsicle
Original Lyrics:
Bicycle
Queen's, "Bicycle Race"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tricycle, tricycle, tricycle
Original Lyrics:
Bicycle, bicycle, bicycle
Queen's, "Bicycle Race"
Misheard Lyrics:
You say Ford, I say Chrysler
Don't believe you peed your pants
Original Lyrics:
You say Lord, I say Christ
I don't believe in Peter Pan
Queen's, "Bicycle Race"
Misheard Lyrics:
You say shut up I say hey man
Jors wars never my scene
Original Lyrics:
You say shark I say hey man
Jaws was never my scene

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