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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Bennie And The Jets that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Elton John's, "Bennie And The Jets"
Misheard Lyrics:
A killer fight in the parking lot so stick around.
Original Lyrics:
We kill the fatted calf tonight so stick around.
Elton John's, "Bennie And The Jets"
Misheard Lyrics:
B-B-B and his guests
Original Lyrics:
B-B-B-Bennie and the Jets
Elton John's, "Bennie And The Jets"
Misheard Lyrics:
B-B-B-Bennie and the checks
Original Lyrics:
B-B-B-Bennie and the Jets
Elton John's, "Bennie And The Jets"
Misheard Lyrics:
B-B-B-Bennie's got my sex.
Original Lyrics:
B-B-B-Bennie and the jets
Elton John's, "Bennie And The Jets"
Misheard Lyrics:
B-B-B-Bennie's havin' sex
Original Lyrics:
Bennie and the Jets
Elton John's, "Bennie And The Jets"
Misheard Lyrics:
B-B-B-Betty in a dress
Original Lyrics:
B-B-B-Benny and the jets
Elton John's, "Bennie And The Jets"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ba, ba, ba beating on my chest
Original Lyrics:
B-B-B-Bennie and the Jets
Elton John's, "Bennie And The Jets"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bennie and the Czechs
Original Lyrics:
Bennie and the jets
Elton John's, "Bennie And The Jets"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bennie's got Tourette's.
Original Lyrics:
Bennie and the jets
Elton John's, "Bennie And The Jets"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bennie's wearin sweats.
Original Lyrics:
Bennie and the jets
Elton John's, "Bennie And The Jets"
Misheard Lyrics:
Benny and the jazz
or
Benny's into jazz
or
Benny and the jams
or
Benny's into jams.
Original Lyrics:
Bennie and the Jets
Elton John's, "Bennie And The Jets"
Misheard Lyrics:
Betty & the jets
or
Fanny & the jets
Original Lyrics:
Bennie and the jets
Elton John's, "Bennie And The Jets"
Misheard Lyrics:
Betty and the Jets
Original Lyrics:
Benny and the Jets
Elton John's, "Bennie And The Jets"
Misheard Lyrics:
Betty and the jets
Original Lyrics:
Bennie and the jets
Elton John's, "Bennie And The Jets"
Misheard Lyrics:
Candy makes the minors but
Benny makes the majors.
Original Lyrics:
Maybe they're blinded
But Bennie makes them ageless.
Elton John's, "Bennie And The Jets"
Misheard Lyrics:
Daddy in a dress
Original Lyrics:
Bennie and the Jets
Elton John's, "Bennie And The Jets"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fannie bit the vet.
Original Lyrics:
Bennie and the jets
Elton John's, "Bennie And The Jets"
Misheard Lyrics:
Go butt the weird and the wonderful
Ol' Bennie, she's a ready cane.
She's got a Lenny Bruce, a no-hairdo.
Original Lyrics:
Oh but they're weird and they're wonderful
Oh Bennie she's really keen.
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
Elton John's, "Bennie And The Jets"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey kids, plug into the famous
Baby, baby now
But Bennie makes them midgets.
Original Lyrics:
Hey kids, plug into the faithless
Maybe they're blinded
But Bennie makes them ageless.
Elton John's, "Bennie And The Jets"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey kids, welcome to the famous babe dimension,
we're gonna make some millions
Original Lyrics:
Hey kids, plug into the faithless
Maybe they're blinded
But Bennie makes them ageless.
Elton John's, "Bennie And The Jets"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey kids, welcome to the famous names
And let me remind ya
Where Bennie made her millions.
Original Lyrics:
Hey kids, plug into the faithless
Maybe they're blinded
But Bennie makes them ageless.
Elton John's, "Bennie And The Jets"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey kids, welcome to the famous
Navy divided
But better make some midgets.
Original Lyrics:
Hey kids, plug into the faithless
Maybe they're blinded
But Bennie makes them ageless.
Elton John's, "Bennie And The Jets"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey, kids, welcome to the famous
Place in Atlanta, where Bennie makes his millions.
Original Lyrics:
Hey, kids, plug into the faithless
They may be blinded, but Bennie makes 'em ageless.
Elton John's, "Bennie And The Jets"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's like an African hyena.
Original Lyrics:
You know I read it in a magazine.
Elton John's, "Bennie And The Jets"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jennie is the best.
Original Lyrics:
Bennie and the Jets
Elton John's, "Bennie And The Jets"
Misheard Lyrics:
K-K-K-Kenny and the chimp
Original Lyrics:
B-B-B-Bennie and the jets
Elton John's, "Bennie And The Jets"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh Ben, she's Loretta King.
Original Lyrics:
Oh Bennie, she's really keen.
Elton John's, "Bennie And The Jets"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh Bennie, she's a beauty queen.
Original Lyrics:
Oh Bennie, she's really keen.
Elton John's, "Bennie And The Jets"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh Bennie, she's a hurricane.
Original Lyrics:
Oh Bennie, she's really keen.
Elton John's, "Bennie And The Jets"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh Bennie, she's a renegade.
Original Lyrics:
Oh Bennie, she's really keen.
Elton John's, "Bennie And The Jets"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh baby, she's already came.
Original Lyrics:
Oh Bennie, she's really keen.
Elton John's, "Bennie And The Jets"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh but the weird and the wonderful
Oh Betty she’s a ready cane.
She’s got electric boots a mohawk too.
You know it's redder than a pack of angels.
Original Lyrics:
Oh but they're weird and they're wonderful
Oh Bennie she's really keen.
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit
You know I read it in a magazine, whoa, ho!
Elton John's, "Bennie And The Jets"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh the weird and the wonderful
Oh man she’s a ready cane.
She’s got electric boobs and boil her food.
You know I’d rather have a maggot than the whore.
Original Lyrics:
Oh but they're weird and they're wonderful
Oh Bennie she's really keen.
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit
You know I read it in a magazine, whoa, ho!
Elton John's, "Bennie And The Jets"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, Bennie, she's already came
She's got electric boobs, I'll know how soon.
Original Lyrics:
Oh, Bennie, she's really keen
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
Elton John's, "Bennie And The Jets"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, Bennie, she's already clean
She's got electric boots, her ma has, too
You know I read it in a magazine.
Original Lyrics:
Oh, Bennie, she's really keen
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit
You know I read it in a magazine.
Elton John's, "Bennie And The Jets"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, Fred, she's a radicane.
or
Oh friend, she's a rebel king.
Original Lyrics:
Oh Bennie, she's really keen.
Elton John's, "Bennie And The Jets"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, but they're really wonderful
Oh, Benny, she's a really queen.
Original Lyrics:
Oh, but they're weird and they're wonderful
Oh Bennie, she's really keen.
Elton John's, "Bennie And The Jets"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, the weed is wonderful.
Original Lyrics:
Oh, but they're weird and they're wonderful.
Elton John's, "Bennie And The Jets"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, the wind and wonderful
Oh, baby, there's ready can
She's got electric grooves, harmonic moves
You know I read it in a magazine.
Original Lyrics:
Oh, but they're weird and they're wonderful
Oh, Bennie, she's really keen
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit
You know I read it in a magazine.
Elton John's, "Bennie And The Jets"
Misheard Lyrics:
P-p-p-pennies having sex
Original Lyrics:
B-B-B-Benny and the jets
Elton John's, "Bennie And The Jets"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pennies on the desk
Original Lyrics:
Bennie and the jets
Elton John's, "Bennie And The Jets"
Misheard Lyrics:
Penny in the gents
Original Lyrics:
Bennie and the jets
Elton John's, "Bennie And The Jets"
Misheard Lyrics:
Penny in the grass
Original Lyrics:
Benny and the Jets
Elton John's, "Bennie And The Jets"
Misheard Lyrics:
She got electric boobs, and long hair, too.
Original Lyrics:
She's got electic boots, a mohair suit.
Elton John's, "Bennie And The Jets"
Misheard Lyrics:
She had electric boobs, a no-hair puss
You know I read it in a magazine.
Original Lyrics:
She had electric boots, a mohair suit
You know I read it in a magazine.
Elton John's, "Bennie And The Jets"
Misheard Lyrics:
She had electric boobs
Her mom does, too.
Original Lyrics:
She wore electric boots
A mohair suit.
Elton John's, "Bennie And The Jets"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got a lotta moves, and mo house blues.
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, a Mohair suit.
Elton John's, "Bennie And The Jets"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got a rabid pack of hyenas.
Original Lyrics:
Uou know I read it in a magazine.
Elton John's, "Bennie And The Jets"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got electic boobs, a Mohawk, too!
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, a Mohair suit.
Elton John's, "Bennie And The Jets"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got electic boobs, her Mama too.
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, a Mohair suit
Elton John's, "Bennie And The Jets"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got electic boobs, her Mom has two.
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, a Mohair suit.
Elton John's, "Bennie And The Jets"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got electic boobs, her molehairs move.
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
Elton John's, "Bennie And The Jets"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got electric boobs and mohair tubes.
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
Elton John's, "Bennie And The Jets"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got electric boobs and mohair tubes.
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
Elton John's, "Bennie And The Jets"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got electric boobs and motor tubes.
Original Lyrics:
She's got electic boots, a mohair suit.
Elton John's, "Bennie And The Jets"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got electric boobs, I know it's true.
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
Elton John's, "Bennie And The Jets"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got electric boobs, a mohair broom.
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
Elton John's, "Bennie And The Jets"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got electric boobs, a mohair suit
You know I read it on a box of Say-Ease.
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit
You know I read it in a magazine.
Elton John's, "Bennie And The Jets"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got electric boobs, a mohair zoot.
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
Elton John's, "Bennie And The Jets"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got electric boobs, a no-hair p***.
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
Elton John's, "Bennie And The Jets"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got electric boobs, and Mohawks, too.
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
Elton John's, "Bennie And The Jets"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got electric boobs, and no hair too.
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit
Elton John's, "Bennie And The Jets"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got electric boobs, and no hair, too.
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
Elton John's, "Bennie And The Jets"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got electric boobs, and no hair, too.
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
Elton John's, "Bennie And The Jets"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got electric boobs, and no hair, too
You know she ratted on a Pakistani.
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit
You know I read it in a magazine.
Elton John's, "Bennie And The Jets"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got electric boobs, her ma ahs hooves.
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
Elton John's, "Bennie And The Jets"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got electric boobs, her ma has too.
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
Elton John's, "Bennie And The Jets"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got electric boobs, her mom does too.
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
Elton John's, "Bennie And The Jets"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got electric boobs, her mom has, too
You know I'm redder than a Pakastani, no, no.
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit
You know I read it in a magazine, oh-oh.
Elton John's, "Bennie And The Jets"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got electric boobs,her ma does, too.
I read it in a magazine.
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit
You know I read it in a magazine, whoa, ho!
Elton John's, "Bennie And The Jets"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got electric boobs.
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots.
Elton John's, "Bennie And The Jets"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got electric boobs
Her mom has two
or
She's got electric boobs, a mohawk too.
or
She's got electric boobs and mohair pubes.
or
She's got electric boobs, I know her do.
or
She's gotta let me booze, I know her too.
or
She's got electric boobs - I know, Jesus.
or
She's got electric boobs, I know her do.
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
Elton John's, "Bennie And The Jets"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got electric boobs
Her mom has two
or
She's got electric boobs, a mohawk too.
or
She's got electric boobs and mohair pubes.
or
She's got electric boobs, I know her do.
or
She's gotta let me booze, I know her too.
or
She's got electric boobs - I know, Jesus.
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
Jesus is pronounced like the Spanish "hey-suse" in the last misheard line.
Elton John's, "Bennie And The Jets"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got electric boobs
Her mom has two
or
She's got electric boobs, a mohawk too.
or
She's got electric boobs and mohair pubes.
or
She's got electric boobs, I know her do.
or
She's gotta let me booze, I know her too.
or
She's got electric boobs - I know, Jesus.
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
Elton John's, "Bennie And The Jets"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got electric boons, a gold tattoo.
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
Elton John's, "Bennie And The Jets"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got electric boos, I know it's true.
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
Elton John's, "Bennie And The Jets"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, a mo hazoose.
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
Elton John's, "Bennie And The Jets"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, a mohair zoot.
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
Elton John's, "Bennie And The Jets"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, her ma does too.
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
Elton John's, "Bennie And The Jets"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, her mom has, too.
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
Elton John's, "Bennie And The Jets"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got electric booze, homo hair suit.
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
Elton John's, "Bennie And The Jets"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got eletric boots, my mom wears boots.
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric blues, a mohair suit.
Elton John's, "Bennie And The Jets"
Misheard Lyrics:
She’s got electric boobs and mohair moves.
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
Elton John's, "Bennie And The Jets"
Misheard Lyrics:
We'll kill the fighting cat tonight, so stick around.
Original Lyrics:
We kill the fatted calf tonight so stick around.
Elton John's, "Bennie And The Jets"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well everybody's talking, like, 'So stick around.'
Original Lyrics:
We kill the fatted calf tonight so stick around.
Elton John's, "Bennie And The Jets"
Misheard Lyrics:
When we fly the caberas out in the streets
Original Lyrics:
Where we fight our parents out in the streets
Elton John's, "Bennie And The Jets"
Misheard Lyrics:
Where we fight a parasite in the streets
Defendin' Robin Hood's throng.
Original Lyrics:
Where we fight our parents out in the streets
To find who's right and who's wrong
Elton John's, "Bennie And The Jets"
Misheard Lyrics:
Who put confetti in the jam?
Original Lyrics:
Bennie and the jets
Elton John's, "Bennie And The Jets"
Misheard Lyrics:
You know I'm running with a pack of hyenas.
Original Lyrics:
You know I read it in a magazine, oh.
Elton John's, "Bennie And The Jets"
Misheard Lyrics:
You´re gonna hear ecclectic music
Solid balls of sound.
Original Lyrics:
You´re gonna hear electric music
Solid walls of sound.
Elton John's, "Bennie and The Jets"
Misheard Lyrics:
Got an electric blue, and a sawed-off, too!
or
Got some electric boots and a mohawk, too.
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric blues, a mohair suit.
Elton John's, "Bennie and The Jets"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, Bennie, she's a radish king.
She's got electric boobs, a mohat, too.
You know I read it in a madizane.
Original Lyrics:
Oh Bennie, she's really keen.
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit
You know I read it in a magazine.
Elton John's, "Bennie and the Jets"
Misheard Lyrics:
B-B-B-B-Bennie and the checks
Original Lyrics:
B-B-B-B-Bennie and the jets
Elton John's, "Bennie and the Jets"
Misheard Lyrics:
Benny and his pets
Original Lyrics:
Benny and the Jets
Elton John's, "Bennie and the Jets"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bringing in the shits
Original Lyrics:
Benny and the jets
Elton John's, "Bennie and the Jets"
Misheard Lyrics:
Candy and Ronnie have the semen yet
Oh, but they're so faced down
Bennie and the Jets.
Original Lyrics:
Candy and Ronnie, have you seen them yet?
But they're so spaced out
Bennie and the Jets.
Elton John's, "Bennie and the Jets"
Misheard Lyrics:
Elton is the best.
Original Lyrics:
Benny and the Jets
Elton John's, "Bennie and the Jets"
Misheard Lyrics:
Everybodys talking Lysol so stick around
Original Lyrics:
We kill the fatted calf tonight so stick around
Elton John's, "Bennie and the Jets"
Misheard Lyrics:
Say, Candy and Ronnie, have you seen them yet,
I hope the sub stays down,
Benny and the Jets
or
Kenny Loggins, have you seen him yet
or
Kenny Loggins, have you seen him yet
Original Lyrics:
Say, candy and Ronnie, have you seen them yet,
Oh but there so spaced out.
Benny and the Jets
Elton John's, "Bennie and the Jets"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh Bennie, she eradicates.
Original Lyrics:
Oh, Bennie, she's a-really keen.
Elton John's, "Bennie and the Jets"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh but they're really wonderful
Oh Bennie, she's a record king
She's got electric boobs, my ma has news
You know I read it in a magazine.
Original Lyrics:
Oh but they're weird and they're wonderful
Oh Bennie, she's really keen
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit
You know I read it in a magazine.
Elton John's, "Bennie and the Jets"
Misheard Lyrics:
Put a penny in the jug
Original Lyrics:
Bennie and the jets
Elton John's, "Bennie and the Jets"
Misheard Lyrics:
Say, can you rock? Have you seen them yet?
Original Lyrics:
Say, Candy and Ronnie, have you seen them yet?
Elton John's, "Bennie and the Jets"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got electric boobs
Her mom has two.
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots
A mohair suit.
Elton John's, "Bennie and the Jets"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got electric boobs and mohair pubes
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots and mohair suits
Elton John's, "Bennie and the Jets"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got electric boobs and mohair shoes.
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
Elton John's, "Bennie and the Jets"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got electric boobs, I'm more enthused.
You know I really need some Afro-Sheen
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
You know I read it in a magazine
Elton John's, "Bennie and the Jets"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got electric boobs, a mohair suit
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit
John Elton's, "Bennie and the Jets"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got electric boobs, her ma has, too!
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
Elton John's, "Bennie and the Jets"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's gotta let me booze, I know her too
or
She's got electric boobs, I know her do
or
She's got electric boobs and mohair pubes
or
She's got electric boobs, a mohawk too.
or
She's got electric boobs
Her mom has two
or
She's got electric boobs
Her mom has two
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit
Elton John's, "Bennie and the Jets"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got eleven boobs.
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots.
Elton John's, "Bennie and the Jets"
Misheard Lyrics:
They've got Betty on the bed
Original Lyrics:
B-b-b-Bennie and the Jets
Elton John's, "Bennie and the Jets"
Misheard Lyrics:
You know I read it in a maggot's hyena, ohh
B-B-B-Bennie and the Jets.
Original Lyrics:
You know I read it in a magazine, ohh
B-B-B-Bennie and the Jets.

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