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A killer fight in the parking lot so stick around.
We kill the fatted calf tonight so stick around.
B-B-B and his guests
B-B-B-Bennie and the Jets
B-B-B-Baby take a chance
B-B-B-Bennie and the Jets
B-B-B-Benies pants are wet.
B-B-B-Bennie and the Jets
B-B-B-Bennie I detest
B-B-B-Bennie and the jets
B-B-B-Bennie and the checks
B-B-B-Bennie and the Jets
B-B-B-Bennie and the checks
B-B-B-Bennie and the jets
B-B-B-Bennie is in debt.
B-B-B-Bennie and the Jets
B-B-B-Bennie is in debt
B-B-B-Bennie and the Jets
B-B-B-Bennie's got my sex.
B-B-B-Bennie and the jets
B-B-B-Bennie's got the s**ts.
B-B-B-Bennie and the Jets
B-B-B-Bennie's havin' sex
Bennie and the Jets
B-B-B-Betty in a dress
B-B-B-Benny and the jets
B-b-b-baby I'm a chass.
B-B-B-Benny and the Jets
B-b-b-bang him in the chest.
B-B-B-Bennie and the jets
B-b-b-betty in the bed
B-b-b-bennie and the Jets
Ba, ba, ba beating on my chest
B-B-B-Bennie and the Jets
Bending in the gents
Bennie and the Jets
Bennie and the Czechs
Bennie and the jets
Bennie makes a menace.
Bennie makes them ageless.
Bennie's got Tourette's.
Bennie and the jets
Bennie's wearin sweats.
Bennie and the jets
Benny Hill is dead
Bennie and the jets
Benny and his pets
Bennie and the Jets
Benny and the jazz
or
Benny's into jazz
or
Benny and the jams
or
Benny's into jams.
Bennie and the Jets
Benny in a dress
Bennie and the jets
Bettie and the debt
Bennie and the jets
Betting on the Jets
Bennie and the jets
Betty & the jets
or
Fanny & the jets
Bennie and the jets
Betty and the Jets
Benny and the Jets
Betty and the jets
Bennie and the jets
Bringing in the shits
Benny and the jets
Candy and Ronnie have the semen yet
Oh, but they're so faced down
Bennie and the Jets.
Candy and Ronnie, have you seen them yet?
But they're so spaced out
Bennie and the Jets.
Candy makes the minors but
Benny makes the majors.
Maybe they're blinded
But Bennie makes them ageless.
Daddy in a dress
Bennie and the Jets
Elton is the best.
Bennie and the Jets
Everybody's talkin' right so stick around
We kill the fatted calf tonight so stick around
Everybody's talking Lysol so stick around
We kill the fatted calf tonight so stick around
F-F-F-Fannie and the dress
B-B-B-Bennie and the Jets
Fannie bit the vet.
Bennie and the jets
Fathead Fathead Fathead
Benny Benny Benny
Go butt the weird and the wonderful
Ol' Bennie, she's a ready cane.
She's got a Lenny Bruce, a no-hairdo.
Oh but they're weird and they're wonderful
Oh Bennie she's really keen.
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
Got an electric blue, and a sawed-off, too!
or
Got some electric boots and a mohawk, too.
She's got electric boots, and a mohair suit.
Hey kids welcome to the famous
Maybe they will find it But Bennie makes amusements.
Hey kids, plug into the faithless
Maybe they're blinded But Bennie makes them ageless.
Hey kids, plug into the faithless
Singin' anybody, my daddy makes a million
Wish I had survived, that is, take myself along
Well, if I had a parachute in the streets
I know you'd finally move along
Hey kids, plug into the faithless
Maybe they're blinded
But Bennie makes them ageless
We shall survive, let us take ourselves along
Where we fight our parents out in the streets
To find who's right and who's wrong
Hey kids, plug into the famous
Baby, baby now
But Bennie makes them midgets.
Hey kids, plug into the faithless
Maybe they're blinded
But Bennie makes them ageless.
Hey kids, welcome to famous
name in Nevada,
that barely makes a million
Hey, kids, plug into the faithless,
Maybe they're blinded,
but Bennie makes 'em ageless.
Hey kids, welcome to the famous babe dimension,
we're gonna make some millions
Hey kids, plug into the faithless
Maybe they're blinded
But Bennie makes them ageless.
Hey kids, welcome to the famous names
And let me remind ya
Where Bennie made her millions.
Hey kids, plug into the faithless
Maybe they're blinded
But Bennie makes them ageless.
Hey kids, welcome to the famous
Navy divided
But better make some midgets.
Hey kids, plug into the faithless
Maybe they're blinded
But Bennie makes them ageless.
Hey kids, welcome to the mayhem
Wish I could too
Bennie makes a million
Hey kids, plug into the faithless
Maybe they're blinded
But Bennie makes them ageless.
Hey you, take 'em to the gallows
Hey kids, shake it loose together
Hey, kids, take it to the gallows
Hey kids, shake it loose together
Hey, kids, welcome to the famous
Place in Atlanta, where Bennie makes his millions.
Hey, kids, plug into the faithless
Maybe they're blinded, but Bennie makes 'em ageless.
It's like an African hyena.
You know I read it in a magazine.
Jennie is the best.
Bennie and the Jets
K-K-K-Kenny and the chimp
B-B-B-Bennie and the jets
Say, Candy and Ronnie, have you seen them yet,
I hope the sub stays down,
Benny and the Jets
or
Kenny Loggins, have you seen him yet
or
Kenny Loggins, have you seen him yet
Say, candy and Ronnie, have you seen them yet,
Oh but there so spaced out.
Benny and the Jets
Officer weird and they're wonderful.
Oh, but they're weird and they're wonderful.
Oh Ben, she's Loretta King.
Oh Bennie, she's really keen.
Oh Bennie, she eradicates.
Oh, Bennie, she's a-really keen.
Oh Bennie, she's a beauty queen.
Oh Bennie, she's really keen.
Oh Bennie, she's a hurricane.
Oh Bennie, she's really keen.
Oh Bennie, she's a renegade.
Oh Bennie, she's really keen.
Oh Betty, she's a red arcade.
She's got electric boobs,
Come on Jesús
You know I read it in a magazine, oh oh,
B-B-B-Betty and the Jitz
She's got electric boots
a mohair suit
You know I read it in a magazine
Bennie and the Jets
Oh baby, she's already came.
Oh Bennie, she's really keen.
Oh but the weird and the wonderful
Oh Betty she's a ready cane.
She's got electric boots a mohawk too.
You know it's redder than a pack of angels.
Oh but they're weird and they're wonderful
Oh Bennie she's really keen.
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit
You know I read it in a magazine, whoa, ho!
Oh but they're really wonderful
Oh Bennie, she's a record king
She's got electric boobs, my ma has news
You know I read it in a magazine.
Oh but they're weird and they're wonderful
Oh Bennie, she's really keen
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit
You know I read it in a magazine.
Oh the weird and the wonderful
Oh man she's a ready cane.
She's got electric boobs and boil her food.
You know I'd rather have a maggot than the whore.
Oh but they're weird and they're wonderful
Oh Bennie she's really keen.
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit
You know I read it in a magazine, whoa, ho!
Oh, Bennie, she's a radish king.
She's got electric boobs, a mohat, too.
You know I read it in a madizane.
Oh Bennie, she's really keen.
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit
You know I read it in a magazine.
Oh, Bennie, she's already came
She's got electric boobs, I'll know how soon.
Oh, Bennie, she's really keen
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
Oh, Bennie, she's already clean
She's got electric boots, her ma has, too
You know I read it in a magazine.
Oh, Bennie, she's really keen
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit
You know I read it in a magazine.
Oh, Bennie, she's really mean
She's got electric boobs, a mohair chute
You know I read it in a magazine.
Oh, Bennie, she's really keen
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit
You know I read it in a magazine.
Oh, Bennie, she’s already queen
Oh, Bennie, she’s really keen
Oh, Benny, she's a ready thing.
Oh Bennie, she's really keen.
Oh, Betty is really clean
She's got electric boobs, a mohawk suit
You know away-eeeeeeeeen
Oh, Bennie, she's really keen
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit
You know I read it in a magazine.
Oh, Fred, she's a radicane.
or
Oh friend, she's a rebel king.
Oh Bennie, she's really keen.
Oh, but they're really wonderful
Oh, Benny, she's a really queen.
Oh, but they're weird and they're wonderful
Oh Bennie, she's really keen.
Oh, the weed is wonderful.
Oh, but they're weird and they're wonderful.
Oh, the wind and wonderful
Oh, baby, there's ready can
She's got electric grooves, harmonic moves
You know I read it in a magazine.
Oh, but they're weird and they're wonderful
Oh, Bennie, she's really keen
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit
You know I read it in a magazine.
P-P-P- Penny and the Jets
B-B-B-Benny and the Jets
P-P-P-Put your fanny on the desk
She's got electric boobs, her maw has too.
B-B-B-Bennie and the Jets
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
P-P-P-Put your fanny on the desk
She's got electric boots, her maw has too.
B-B-B-Bennie and the Jets
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
P-p-p-pennies having sex
B-B-B-Benny and the jets
Pennies on the desk
Bennie and the jets
Penny and the Chest
Bennie and the jets
Penny in the gents
Bennie and the jets
Penny in the grass
Benny and the Jets
Put a penny in the jug
Bennie and the jets
Put- put a penny in the chest
Be-be-be Benny and the Jets
Say, can you rock? Have you seen them yet?
Say, Candy and Ronnie, have you seen them yet?
She got electric boobs, and long hair, too.
She's got electic boots, a mohair suit.
She had a rabbit and a pack of hyenas.
You know I read it in a magazine.
She had electric boobs, a no-hair puss
You know I read it in a magazine.
She had electric boots, a mohair suit
You know I read it in a magazine.
She had electric boobs
Her mom does, too.
She wore electric boots
A mohair suit.
She's got a leper Sue, a Mormon Jew.
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
She's got a lotta moves, and mo house blues.
She's got electric boots, a Mohair suit.
She's got a rabid pack of hyenas.
Uou know I read it in a magazine.
She's got electic boobs, a Mohawk, too!
She's got electric boots, a Mohair suit.
She's got electic boobs, her molehairs move.
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
She's got electric blues.
She's got electric boots.
She's got electric boobs - I know, Jesus.
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
In this case, Jesus is pronounced Spanish, "hey-seuss".
She's got electric boobs
Her mom has two.
She's got electric boots
A mohair suit.
She's got electric boobs and mohair moves.
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
She's got electric boobs and mohair pubes,
You know I read it in a magazine
She's got electric boots and mohair suit
You know I read it in a magazine
She's got electric boobs and mohair pubes.
She's got electric boots, a Mohair suit.
She's got electric boobs and mohair pubes
She's got electric boots and a mohair suit
She's got electric boobs and mohair shoes.
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
She's got electric boobs and mohair tubes.
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
She's got electric boobs and mohair tubes.
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
She's got electric boobs and motor tubes.
She's got electic boots, a mohair suit.
She's got electric boobs and no hair too.
She's got electric boots, a Mohair suit.
She's got electric boobs, I know it's true.
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
She's got electric boobs, I'm more enthused.
You know I really need some Afro-Sheen
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
You know I read it in a magazine
She's got electric boobs, I'm no Jesus. (pronounced 'Hay-soos')
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
She's got electric boobs, a mohair broom.
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
She's got electric boobs, a mohair suit.
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
She's got electric boobs, a mohair suit
You know I read it on a box of Say-Ease.
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit
You know I read it in a magazine.
She's got electric boobs, a mohair suit
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit
She's got electric boobs, a mohair zoot.
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
She's got electric boobs, a molar suit.
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
She's got electric boobs, a no-hair suit.
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
She's got electric boobs, a twit that moves
You know she uses afro sheen
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
You know I read it in a magazine
She's got electric boobs, and Mohawks, too.
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
She's got electric boobs, and mower shoes
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit
She's got electric boobs, and no hair too.
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit
She's got electric boobs, and no hair, too.
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
She's got electric boobs, and no hair, too
You know she ratted on a Pakistani.
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit
You know I read it in a magazine.
She's got electric boobs, her Mama too.
She's got electric boots, a Mohair suit
She's got electric boobs, her ma ahs hooves.
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
She's got electric boobs, her ma has too.
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
She's got electric boobs, her ma has too.
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
She's got electric boobs, her ma has, too!
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
She's got electric boobs, her maw has too.
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
She's got electric boobs, her mom does too.
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
She's got electric boobs, her mom does, too.
She's got electric boots, a Mohair suit.
She's got electric boobs, her mom has too
You know I read it in a magazine.
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit
You know I read it in a magazine.
She's got electric boobs, her mom has two.
She's got electric boots, a Mohair suit.
She's got electric boobs, her mom has, too
You know I'm redder than a Pakastani, no, no.
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit
You know I read it in a magazine, oh-oh.
She's got electric boobs, neon dubes.
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
She's got electric boobs,her ma does, too.
I read it in a magazine.
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit
You know I read it in a magazine, whoa, ho!
She's got electric boobs.
She's got electric boots.
She's got electric boobs.
She's got electric boots.
She's gotta let me booze, I know her too
or
She's got electric boobs, I know her do
or
She's got electric boobs and mohair pubes
or
She's got electric boobs, a mohawk too.
or
She's got electric boobs; her mom has two
or
She's got electric boobs; her mom has two
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit
She's got electric boobs
She's got electric boots.
She's got electric boons, a gold tattoo.
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
She's got electric boos, I know it's true.
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
She's got electric boots, a Mohair suit
She's got a rabbit and a pack of hyenas.
She's got electric boots, a Mohair suit
You know I read it in a magazine.
She's got electric boots, a mo hazoose.
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit
You know I rented her an aeroplane.
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit
You know I read it in a magazine.
She's got electric boots, a mohair zoot.
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
She's got electric boots, and more, hey Sue-
You know I like to hear them scream, whoa oh!
She's got electric boots, a Mohair suit
You know I read it in a magazine, whoa oh!
She's got electric boots, her ma does too.
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
She's got electric boots, her mom has, too.
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
She's got electric booze, homo hair suit.
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
She's got electric moves, a Mohawk doo
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit
She's got eletric boots, my mom wears boots.
She's got electric blues, a mohair suit.
She's got eleven boobs.
She's got electric boots.
She's gotta let me booze, I know its true
I read it in a magazine!
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit
You know I read it in a magazine!
She's gotta let me prove I know her moves.
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
Shes got electric boobs
a moha foo
ya know I red-it-ina-pack-a-zie- eeeee
She's got electric boots.
a mohair suit
ya know I read it in a magazine
They've got Betty on the bed
B-b-b-Bennie and the Jets
We'll kill the fighting cat tonight, so stick around.
We kill the fatted calf tonight so stick around.
We're really gettin' off tonight so stick around
We kill the fatted calf tonight so stick around
Well everybody's talking, like, 'So stick around.'
We kill the fatted calf tonight so stick around.
When we fly the caberas out in the streets
Where we fight our parents out in the streets
Where we fight a parasite in the streets
Defendin' Robin Hood's throng.
Where we fight our parents out in the streets
To find who's right and who's wrong
Who put confetti in the jam?
Bennie and the jets
You know I read about a Pakistani.
You know I read it in a magazine.
You know I read it in a maggot's hyena, ohh
B-B-B-Bennie and the Jets.
You know I read it in a magazine, ohh
B-B-B-Bennie and the Jets.
You know I read it in the back of Playboy.
You know I read it in a magazine.
You know I'd rather have a pack of sardines
You know I read it in a magazine
You know I'm better than a Pakistani
You know I read it in a magazine
You know I'm ready and I'm Pakistani.
You know I read it in a magazine.
You know I'm ready in the mack a zyine- at home.
You know I read it in a magazine -oh oh.
You know I'm riding in a Maserati.
You know I read it in a magazine.
You know I'm running with a pack of hyenas.
You know I read it in a magazine, oh.
You're gonna hear eclectic music
Solid balls of sound.
You're gonna hear electric music
Solid walls of sound.
B-B-B-Baby it's a gas
B-B-B-Bennie and the Jets
Betty and the jets
B-B-B-Bennie and the Jets
Daphne, rise and bring the ice.
Zapped me, right between the eyes.
Hey kids, shake your blues together
Hey kids, shake it loose together
She's got electric boobs, a moldy fruit
She's got electric boots, and a mohair suit.