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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Been Caught Stealing that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Jane's Addiction's, "Been Caught Stealing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Anal ride
Back in time
Original Lyrics:
Hey all right.
If I get by
Jane's Addiction's, "Been Caught Stealing"
Misheard Lyrics:
And she wants a thing
And sheep don't wanna play with it.
Original Lyrics:
And she wants something
And she don't want to pay for it.
Jane's Addiction's, "Been Caught Stealing"
Misheard Lyrics:
And she wants some feelings
But she don't wanna pay the rent.
Original Lyrics:
When she wants something
And she don't want to pay for it.
Jane's Addiction's, "Been Caught Stealing"
Misheard Lyrics:
And she wants something,
and she don't even pay the rent
Original Lyrics:
And she wants something,
and she don't want to pay for it
Jane's Addiction's, "Been Caught Stealing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Be alright, f***in' fine.
Original Lyrics:
Hey all right, if I get by!
Jane's Addiction's, "Been Caught Stealing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Because you live once when I was 5
Original Lyrics:
I've been caught stealing once when I was 5.
Jane's Addiction's, "Been Caught Stealing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bug it by
Original Lyrics:
If I get by
Jane's Addiction's, "Been Caught Stealing"
Misheard Lyrics:
F***in' pie
Original Lyrics:
If I get by
Jane's Addiction's, "Been Caught Stealing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey Iraq.
Hey fudgepack
Original Lyrics:
Hey alright.
If I get by
Jane's Addiction's, "Been Caught Stealing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey all right
Pumpkin pie
It's mine
Original Lyrics:
Hey all right
If I get by
It's mine
Jane's Addiction's, "Been Caught Stealing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey all right, pumpkin pie!
Original Lyrics:
Hey all right, if I get by!
Jane's Addiction's, "Been Caught Stealing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey all right
Book 'em, Bob
Original Lyrics:
Hey all right
If I get by
Jane's Addiction's, "Been Caught Stealing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey all right
Funky pie
Original Lyrics:
Hey all right
If I get by
Jane's Addiction's, "Been Caught Stealing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey all right
Monkey f***
Original Lyrics:
Hey all right
If I get by
Jane's Addiction's, "Been Caught Stealing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey alright, porcupine, It's mine
Original Lyrics:
Hey alright, If I get by, It's mine
Jane's Addiction's, "Been Caught Stealing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey alright, spunky pie.
Original Lyrics:
Hey alright, if I get by.
Jane's Addiction's, "Been Caught Stealing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey, alright!!
Faggot Bob!
It's mine!
Original Lyrics:
Hey alright,
if I get by,
it's mine
Jane's Addiction's, "Been Caught Stealing"
Misheard Lyrics:
I didn't trust him then.
Original Lyrics:
I enjoy stealing.
Jane's Addiction's, "Been Caught Stealing"
Misheard Lyrics:
I didn't trust the alien.
or
I didn't trust the elite.
Original Lyrics:
I enjoy stealing.
Jane's Addiction's, "Been Caught Stealing"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've been caught stealing once and that was fine.
Original Lyrics:
I've been caught stealing once when I was 5.
Jane's Addiction's, "Been Caught Stealing"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've been crusting lead.
Original Lyrics:
I've been caught stealing.
Jane's Addiction's, "Been Caught Stealing"
Misheard Lyrics:
My girl, she's one dude
She don't give a skit
Diggin' in that s***.
Original Lyrics:
My girl, she's one, too
She'll get a shirt
And stick it under her skirt.
Jane's Addiction's, "Been Caught Stealing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sat around the fire
Saturn left
Saturn left and waiting it to begin.
Original Lyrics:
We sat around the pile
We sat and laughed
We sat and laughed and waved it into the air!
Jane's Addiction's, "Been Caught Stealing"
Misheard Lyrics:
She'll tuck it in her skirt
Stick it under her shirt
She gonna raise it for me
Original Lyrics:
She'll go and get her a skirt
Stick it under her shirt
She grabbed a razor for me
Jane's Addiction's, "Been Caught Stealing"
Misheard Lyrics:
We sat around the bong.
Original Lyrics:
We sat around the pile.
Jane's Addiction's, "Been Caught Stealing"
Misheard Lyrics:
We sat around the puddle, studdered and left
Original Lyrics:
We sat around the pile, sat here and laughed
Jane's Addiction's, "Been Caught Stealing"
Misheard Lyrics:
When I want some beer man, I don't want to pay for it.
Original Lyrics:
When I want something and I don't want to pay for it
Jane's Addiction's, "Been Caught Stealing"
Misheard Lyrics:
When I want some Thin Mints, I don't wanna pay for it
or
When I want some dinner and I don't want to pay for it.
or
When I want some dinner and I don't want to pay for it.
Original Lyrics:
When I want something and I don't want to pay for it
Jane's Addiction's, "Been Caught Stealing"
Misheard Lyrics:
When I want some thin men, I go on a gay parade
Original Lyrics:
When I want somethin' an' I don't wanna pay for it
Jane's Addiction's, "Been Caught Stealing"
Misheard Lyrics:
When I want something and I don't want a gay parade
Original Lyrics:
When I want something and I don't want to pay for it

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