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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Battle of the Beards that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Ben Davis & The Jetts', "Battle of the Beards"
Misheard Lyrics:
You think you are close to a bod
but you have a battle with your beard
Original Lyrics:
You think you are so close to God
but it's a battle of the beards

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