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Sweet's, "Ballroom Blitz"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the band started grieving
'Cause they all stopped breathing
And the band in the back said, "Everyone attack"
And it turned into a ballroom blitz
'Cause they all stopped breathing
And the band in the back said, "Everyone attack"
And it turned into a ballroom blitz
Original Lyrics:
And the band started leaving
'Cause they all stopped breathing
And the man in the back said, "Everyone attack"
And it turned into a ballroom blitz
'Cause they all stopped breathing
And the man in the back said, "Everyone attack"
And it turned into a ballroom blitz
Sweet's, "Ballroom Blitz"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the band started thieving
OR
And the band started heaving
OR
And the band started heaving
Original Lyrics:
And the band started leaving
The Sweet's, "Ballroom Blitz"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the girl in the corner is everyone's fawner
Original Lyrics:
And the girl in the corner is everyone's mourner
Sweet's, "Ballroom Blitz"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the girl in the corner is everyone's mother
OR
And the girl in the corner is everyone's moaner
OR
And the girl in the corner is everyone's moaner
Original Lyrics:
And the girl in the corner is everyone's mourner
Sweet's, "Ballroom Blitz"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the girl in the corner said "Boy, I wanna bone ya'!"
Original Lyrics:
And the girl in the corner said "Boy, I wanna warn ya'!"
Sweet's, "Ballroom Blitz"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the girl in the corner said "Boy, I want a bonner"
Original Lyrics:
And the girl in the corner said, "Boy, I wanna warn ya"
Sweet's, "Ballroom Blitz"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the girl in the corner said 'Boy, I wanna boy!'
Original Lyrics:
And the girl in the corner said 'Boy, I wanna warn ya'!'
Sweet's, "Ballroom Blitz"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the girl in the corner said, "Boy ya wanna boogie."
Original Lyrics:
And the girl in the corner said, "Boy, I wanna warn ya'!"
Sweet's, "Ballroom Blitz"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the girl in the corner said, "Boy, I wanna wanna!"
Original Lyrics:
And the girl in the corner said, "Boy, I wanna warn ya'!"
Sweet's, "Ballroom Blitz"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the girl in the corner said, 'Boy, I want to burn you.'
And it turned into a ball room blitz.
And it turned into a ball room blitz.
Original Lyrics:
And the girl in the corner said, 'Boy, I want to warn you.'
It'll turn into a ballroom blitz.
It'll turn into a ballroom blitz.
Sweet's, "Ballroom Blitz"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the girl in the corner said, 'Boy, I'm kinda horny!'
Original Lyrics:
And the girl in the corner said, 'Boy, I wanna warn ya'!'
Sweet's, "Ballroom Blitz"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the girl in the corner said,
'Boy, I wanna twirl ya'
And it turned into a ballet blitz.
'Boy, I wanna twirl ya'
And it turned into a ballet blitz.
Original Lyrics:
And the girl in the corner said,
'Boy, I wanna warn ya'
It'll turn into a ballroom blitz'.
'Boy, I wanna warn ya'
It'll turn into a ballroom blitz'.
Sweet's, "Ballroom Blitz"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the girl in the corner
Said, 'Boy, oh boy oh boy yeah!'
Said, 'Boy, oh boy oh boy yeah!'
Original Lyrics:
And the girl in the corner
Said, 'Boy, I wanna warn ya'!'
Said, 'Boy, I wanna warn ya'!'
Sweet's, "Ballroom Blitz"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the man in the back said as a matter of fact
We're going for a ballroom blitz.
We're going for a ballroom blitz.
Original Lyrics:
And the man at the back said, 'Everyone attack'
And it turned into a ballroom blitz.
And it turned into a ballroom blitz.
Sweet's, "Ballroom Blitz"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the man in the back said, 'Everyone attack'
Then he hit 'em in the balls, then splits
Then he hit 'em in the balls, then splits
Original Lyrics:
And the man at the back said, 'Everyone attack'
And it turned into a ballroom blitz.
And it turned into a ballroom blitz.
Sweet's, "Ballroom Blitz"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the man in the box said everyone attack and it turned into a gerbert splits
Original Lyrics:
And the man at the back said, 'Everyone attack', and it turned into a ballroom blitz.
Sweet's, "Ballroom Blitz"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the mohel in the back said 'Everyone attack', and it turned into a ballroom bris.
Original Lyrics:
And the man at the back said, 'Everyone attack', and it turned into a ballroom blitz.
Sweet's, "Ballroom Blitz"
Misheard Lyrics:
As a matter of fact, his eyes are as red as a sign
Original Lyrics:
As a matter of fact, his eyes are as red as the sun
Sweet's, "Ballroom Blitz"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ball-Room pants, Ball-Room pants
Ball-Room pants, Ball-Room pants
Ball-Room pants, Ball-Room pants
Original Lyrics:
Ballroom blitz, Ballroom blitz
Ballroom blitz, Ballroom blitz
Ballroom blitz, Ballroom blitz
Sweet's, "Ballroom Blitz"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bottle of Blitz,
Bottle of Blitz
Bottle of Blitz
Original Lyrics:
Ballroom Blitz,
Ballroom Blitz
Ballroom Blitz
Blitz is a brand of beer sold in the Pacific Northwest.
Sweet's, "Ballroom Blitz"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dance, dance, the ballroom blitz
Original Lyrics:
It's, it's, a balllroom blitz.
Sweet's, "Ballroom Blitz"
Misheard Lyrics:
Is--this--a Ballroom Blitz?
Is--this--a Ballroom Blitz?
Oh yeah, it's a Ballroom Blitz!
Is--this--a Ballroom Blitz?
Oh yeah, it's a Ballroom Blitz!
Original Lyrics:
It's, it's, the Ballroom Blitz
It's, it's, the Ballroom Blitz
Oh yeah, it's the Ballroom Blitz!
It's, it's, the Ballroom Blitz
Oh yeah, it's the Ballroom Blitz!
Sweet's, "Ballroom Blitz"
Misheard Lyrics:
It'll turn into a bottle of Blitz
Original Lyrics:
It'll turn into a ballroom blitz
Blitz was a brand of beer that was brewed in Portland, Oregon from 1856 to 1999.
Sweet's, "Ballroom Blitz"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's gonna turn into a ballroom place, ballroom place.
Original Lyrics:
It's gonna turn into a ballroom blitz, ballroom blitz.
Sweet's, "Ballroom Blitz"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's, it's, the Bowron Lakes
It's, it's, the Bowron Lakes
Oh yeah, it's the Bowron Lakes!
It's, it's, the Bowron Lakes
Oh yeah, it's the Bowron Lakes!
Original Lyrics:
It's, it's, the Ballroom Blitz
It's, it's, the Ballroom Blitz
Oh yeah, it's the Ballroom Blitz!
It's, it's, the Ballroom Blitz
Oh yeah, it's the Ballroom Blitz!
Sweet's, "Ballroom Blitz"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now the man in the back is ready to crack
As he raises his hands to the sky.
As he raises his hands to the sky.
Original Lyrics:
Now the man in the back is ready to act
As he raises his hands to the sky.
As he raises his hands to the sky.
Sweet's, "Ballroom Blitz"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh lips been getting so hard
Living with the things you do to me
Living with the things you do to me
Original Lyrics:
Oh it's been getting so hard
Living with the things you do to me
Living with the things you do to me
Sweet's, "Ballroom Blitz"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, it's been getting so hot living with the things you do to me
OR
My lips are getting so hot living with the things you do to me
OR
My lips are getting so hot living with the things you do to me
Original Lyrics:
Oh, it's been getting so hard living with the things you do to me
Sweet's, "Ballroom Blitz"
Misheard Lyrics:
S*it, S*it, Ballroom Blitz
Original Lyrics:
It's, It's, It's a ballroom Blitz
Sweet's, "Ballroom Blitz"
Misheard Lyrics:
She thinks she's the patch in the Guam.
Original Lyrics:
She thinks she's the passionate one.
Sweet's, "Ballroom Blitz"
Misheard Lyrics:
She'll kill you with a wet kibber eye
Original Lyrics:
She'll kill you with a wink of her eye
Sweet's, "Ballroom Blitz"
Misheard Lyrics:
T**s, t**s, a ballroom blitz
Original Lyrics:
It's, it's, a balllroom blitz.
Sweet's, "Ballroom Blitz"
Misheard Lyrics:
The man in the back said everyone attacked
And it turned into a balrog blitz
And it turned into a balrog blitz
Original Lyrics:
The man in the back said everyone attacked
And it turned into a ballroom blitz
And it turned into a ballroom blitz
Sweet's, "Ballroom Blitz"
Misheard Lyrics:
To the place we go to pardon this
Original Lyrics:
To the place we call the Ballroom Blitz
Sweet's, "Ballroom Blitz"
Misheard Lyrics:
and the man in the back said it time to attack and it turned into a Ballroom Blitz
Original Lyrics:
And the man at the back said, 'Everyone attack', and it turned into a ballroom blitz.
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