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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Ballad Of John And Yoko that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

The Beatles', "Ballad Of John And Yoko"
Misheard Lyrics:
Maid would like a trip to Vienna.
Original Lyrics:
Made a lightining trip to Vienna.
The Beatles', "Ballad of John and Yoko"
Misheard Lyrics:
Standing in the dark at Southampton,
Trying to get some corduroy pants
Original Lyrics:
Standing in the dock at Southampton,
Trying to get to Holland or France.
The Beatles', "The Ballad Of John And Yoko"
Misheard Lyrics:
A man called to say if you can make it okay
You can get married in Jukrondidor, Spain.
Original Lyrics:
Peter Brown called to say you can make it okay
You can get married in Gibraltar near Spain.
The Beatles', "The Ballad Of John And Yoko"
Misheard Lyrics:
Eating chocolate cake in the bath
Original Lyrics:
Eating chocolate cake in a bag
The Beatles', "The Ballad Of John And Yoko"
Misheard Lyrics:
Feeling like a trip to Vienna?
Original Lyrics:
Made a lightining trip to Vienna.
The Beatles', "The Ballad Of John And Yoko"
Misheard Lyrics:
Finally made the plane into Paris
Honey moaning down by the same
In a crown called sway you can make it okay
You can get married in Gibraltar in Spain.
Original Lyrics:
Finally made the plane into Paris
Honeymooning down by the Seine
Peter Brown called to say you can make it okay
You can get married in Gibraltar near Spain
The Beatles', "The Ballad Of John And Yoko"
Misheard Lyrics:
Owning and moaning down by the sane.
Original Lyrics:
Honeymooning down by the Seine.
The Beatles', "The Ballad Of John And Yoko"
Misheard Lyrics:
Peter Brown called to say you can make it ok
You can get married and you'll probably lose fame.
Original Lyrics:
Peter Brown called to say you can make it ok
You can get married in Gibraltar near Spain.
The Beatles', "The Ballad Of John And Yoko"
Misheard Lyrics:
Peter Brown called to say you can make it okay
You can get married if you want to stay sane.
Original Lyrics:
Peter Brown called to say you can make it okay
You can get married in Gibralter near Spain.
The Beatles', "The Ballad Of John And Yoko"
Misheard Lyrics:
Standing in the dark at Southampton
Original Lyrics:
Standing on the dock of Southampton
The Beatles', "The Ballad Of John And Yoko"
Misheard Lyrics:
Standing in the darkness of Hampton
Original Lyrics:
Standing on the dock of Southampton
The Beatles', "The Ballad Of John And Yoko"
Misheard Lyrics:
Standing in the dockets of Hamilton
Original Lyrics:
Standing on the dock at Southampton
The Beatles', "The Ballad Of John And Yoko"
Misheard Lyrics:
Standing in the dockets of Hampton.
Original Lyrics:
Standing on the dock of Southampton.
The Beatles', "The Ballad Of John And Yoko"
Misheard Lyrics:
Standing in the markets of Hampton
Original Lyrics:
Standing on the dock of Southampton.
The Beatles', "The Ballad Of John And Yoko"
Misheard Lyrics:
Talking in Al Bhed for a week.
Original Lyrics:
Talking in our beds for a week.
The Beatles', "The Ballad Of John And Yoko"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can get marred and get a sprain.
Original Lyrics:
You can get married in Gibraltar, near Spain.
The Beatles', "The Ballad Of John And Yoko"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your grandma said you can make it to bed.
You can get married in Jello and rain.
Original Lyrics:
John Brown said you can make it okay.
You can get married in Gibraltar, near Spain.
The Beatles', "The Ballad of John and Yoko"
Misheard Lyrics:
Feels just like a trip to Vienna
Original Lyrics:
Made a lightning trip to Vienna
The Beatles', "The Ballad of John and Yoko"
Misheard Lyrics:
Feels like a trip to Vienna
Original Lyrics:
Made a lightning trip to Vienna
The Beatles', "The Ballad of John and Yoko"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hear a brown Paul say, you can make it okay.
Original Lyrics:
Peter Brown called to say you can make it okay
The Beatles', "The Ballad of John and Yoko"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hear the groundhogs say,
you can get naked ok,
you can get married in the altar this way.
Original Lyrics:
Peter Brown called to say
you can make it okay,
you can get married in Gibraltar near Spain
The Beatles', "The Ballad of John and Yoko"
Misheard Lyrics:
I said I'm only trying to get me a piece
Original Lyrics:
I said we're only trying to get us some peace
The Beatles', "The Ballad of John and Yoko"
Misheard Lyrics:
I said we're only trying to get us a piece.
Original Lyrics:
I said we're only trying to get us some peace.
I'm not at all certain that John didn't intend for this line to be a double entendre.
The Beatles', "The Ballad of John and Yoko"
Misheard Lyrics:
Last night my wife said "Yoko and you're dead
You don't take nothin' with you but your soul! Yeah!"
Original Lyrics:
Last night the wife said "Oh boy, when you're dead
You don't take nothing with you
But your soul, think!"
The Beatles', "The Ballad of John and Yoko"
Misheard Lyrics:
Look around Paul say, "You can make it OK..."
Original Lyrics:
Peter Brown called to say, "You can make it OK..."
The Beatles', "The Ballad of John and Yoko"
Misheard Lyrics:
Made it like a trip to Vienna.
Original Lyrics:
Made a lightning trip to Vienna.
The Beatles', "The Ballad of John and Yoko"
Misheard Lyrics:
Peter Brown Paul say you can make it ok,
you can get married and you'll probably faint
Original Lyrics:
Peter Brown called to say you can make it ok,
you can get married in Gibraltar near Spain
The Beatles', "The Ballad of John and Yoko"
Misheard Lyrics:
Peter Brown Paul say you can make it okay
You can get married by Chewbacca in Spain.
Original Lyrics:
Peter Brown called to say you can make it okay
You can get married in Gibraltar near Spain.
The Beatles', "The Ballad of John and Yoko"
Misheard Lyrics:
Peter Brown called to say you can make it ok,
You can get married in Geronimo's place
Original Lyrics:
Peter Brown called to say you can make it ok,
You can get married in Gibraltar near Spain
The Beatles', "The Ballad of John and Yoko"
Misheard Lyrics:
Standing in the door at St. Pancras
Original Lyrics:
Standing on the dock of Southampton

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