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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Bad Touch that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Bloodhound Gang's, "Bad Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gonna cook it FM
Aborigine affects.
Original Lyrics:
Comin' quicker than FedEx
Never reachin' apex.
Bloodhound Gang's, "Bad Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
I appreciate it in the butt.
Original Lyrics:
I'd appreciate your input.
Bloodhound Gang's, "Bad Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
I want you're mother, want her covered.
Original Lyrics:
I want you smothered, want you covered.
Bloodhound Gang's, "Bad Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd like it in the butt.
Original Lyrics:
I'd appreciate your input.
Bloodhound Gang's, "Bad Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's do it Broadway style
Original Lyrics:
Let's do it doggy style
Bloodhound Gang's, "Bad Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sex is a Texas job.
Original Lyrics:
Sex is a Texas drought.
Bloodhound Gang's, "Bad Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sex is a Texas step.
Original Lyrics:
Sex is a Texas drought.
Bloodhound Gang's, "Bad Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sex is a Texas swap meet.
Original Lyrics:
Sex is a tax, so drop me.
Bloodhound Gang's, "Bad Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sex on a Texas drop.
Original Lyrics:
Sex is a Texas drought.
Bloodhound Gang's, "Bad Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sex with a Texas drop.
Original Lyrics:
Sex is a Texas drought.
Bloodhound Gang's, "Bad Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sex with a Texas trout
Original Lyrics:
Sex is a Texas drought
Bloodhound Gang's, "Bad Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sex with a Texas trout
Original Lyrics:
Sex is a tax, so drop me.
Bloodhound Gang's, "Bad Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
Swag baby, swag baby
Sex is a Texas drought, me and you
Original Lyrics:
Sweat baby, sweat baby
Sex is a Texas drought, me and you
Bloodhound Gang's, "Bad Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sweat baby, sweat
baby Sex as a Texas trout, me and you
Original Lyrics:
Sweat baby, sweat baby
Sex is a Texas drought, me and you
Bloodhound Gang's, "Bad Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sweat baby, sweat baby, sweat like a Texas trout.
Original Lyrics:
Sweat baby, sweat baby, sex is a Texas drought.
Bloodhound Gang's, "Bad Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sweat baby, sweat baby
Sex as a Texas trout, me and you.
Original Lyrics:
Sweat baby, sweat baby
Sex is a Texas drought, me and you.
Bloodhound Gang's, "Bad Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
You and me baby ain't nothing but carols.
Original Lyrics:
You and me baby ain't nothing but mammals.
Bloodhound Gang's, "Bad Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
You and me baby ain't nothing but carols.
Original Lyrics:
You and me baby ain't nothing but mammals.
Bloodhound Gang's, "Bad Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
You and me baby ain't nothing but mamographs.
Original Lyrics:
You and me baby ain't nothing but mammals.
Bloodhound Gang's, "The Bad Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
And we do the kind of stuff that only birds would sing about
Original Lyrics:
And we do the kind of stuff that only Prince would sing about
Bloodhound Gang's, "The Bad Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
And we do the kind of thing only the Brits would sing about.
Original Lyrics:
And we do the kind of thing only Prince would sing about.
Bloodhound Gang's, "The Bad Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
California!
Original Lyrics:
Gettin' horny now!
Bloodhound Gang's, "The Bad Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
Feel your groin now!
Original Lyrics:
Feelin' horny now!
Bloodhound Gang's, "The Bad Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gay horn now!
Original Lyrics:
Get h***y now!
Bloodhound Gang's, "The Bad Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
Got to push it in your butt.
Original Lyrics:
I'd appreciate your input.
Blood Hound Gang's, "The Bad Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
I appreciate in the butt.
Original Lyrics:
I'd appreciate your input.
Blood Hound Gang's, "The Bad Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like that Backstreet Boy Lance
Tastes just like candy runts.
Original Lyrics:
Put your hands down my pants
And I bet you'll feel n***.
The Bloodhound Gang's, "The Bad Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like the lost cat's comb of seaship only god knows wehre we f**ked it
Original Lyrics:
Like the lost Catacombs of Egypt only god knows where we stuck it
The Bloodhound Gang's, "The Bad Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
Love the kind you clean up with a mother f***ing
Like the lost category of Egypt only God knows where we stuck it
Original Lyrics:
Love the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket
Like the lost catacombs of Egypt only God knows where we stuck it
Bloodhound Gang's, "The Bad Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
Me and you do the kind of stuff
That only p****s sing about.
Original Lyrics:
Me and you do the kind of stuff
That only Prince would sing about.
Bloodhound Gang's, "The Bad Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
Put your hands in my pats.
Original Lyrics:
Put your hands in my pants.
The Bloodhound Gang's, "The Bad Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sex is a Texas drop me
Original Lyrics:
Sex is a Texas drought me
Bloodhound Gang's, "The Bad Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sex is a Texas track meet
Original Lyrics:
Sex is a Texas drought me
Bloodhound Gang's, "The Bad Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sweat baby sweat baby
Sex is a Texas track meet
Original Lyrics:
Sweat baby sweat baby
Sex is a Texas drought me
The Bloodhound Gang's, "The Bad Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
With a mother-f**king
Original Lyrics:
With a mop and a bucket
Bloodhound Gang's, "The Bad Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yes I'm Cisco, yes I'm Ebert.
Original Lyrics:
Yes I'm Siskel, yes I'm Ebert.
Bloodhound Gang's, "The Bad Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yes I'm Cisco, yes I'm eager.
Original Lyrics:
Yes I'm Siskel, yes I'm Ebert.
Bloodhound Gang's, "The Bad Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yes I'm Cisco, yes I'm eagle
Original Lyrics:
Yes I'm Siskel, yes I'm Ebert.
Bloodhound Gang's, "The Bad Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammoths.
Original Lyrics:
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals.
Bloodhound Gang's, "The Bad Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
You and me baby ain't nothin' but metal,
so let's do it like they do on the discovery channel
Original Lyrics:
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals,
so lets do it like they do on the discovery channel
Bloodhound Gang's, "The Bad Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
You and me baby ain't nothing but bounce
So let's do it like they do it on the Discovery Channel (Feelin funky now.)
Original Lyrics:
You and me baby ain't nothing but mammals
So let's do it like they do it on the Discovery Channel (Feelin' horny now.)
Bloodhound Gang's, "The Bad Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
You and me baby ain't nothing but camels,
so let's do it like they do on the discovery channel
Original Lyrics:
You and me baby ain't nothing but mammels
so let's do it like they do on the discovery channel
Bloodhound Gang's, "The Bad Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
You and me baby aint nothing but enamel
so lets do it like they do it on the Discovery Channel
Original Lyrics:
You and me baby aint nothing but mammals
so lets do it like they do it on the Discovery Channel
Bloodhound Gang's, "The Bad Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
You and me, baby, ate nothing but mammals.
Original Lyrics:
You and me, baby, ain't nothing but mammals.

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