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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for As Cool As I Am that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Dar Williams', "As Cool As I Am"
Misheard Lyrics:
..Like your owner
Just because she bought the time
And you turn to me, you say,
'You whore, I'm not threatened.'
Original Lyrics:
...Like you own her
Just because you bought the time
And you turn to me, you say,
'You hope I'm not threatened.'
Dar Williams', "As Cool As I Am"
Misheard Lyrics:
I will not be afraid of swimming
I will not be afraid of swimming.
Original Lyrics:
I will not be afraid of women
I will not be afraid of women.

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