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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Are You Being Served? that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Theme Songs', "Are You Being Served?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Grandpa's perfumery, stationary and leather goods
Original Lyrics:
Ground floor: perfumery, stationary and leather goods
Theme Songs', "Are You Being Served?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ground floor for shimmery, stationary and leather goods
Original Lyrics:
Ground floor: perfumery, stationary and leather goods
Theme Songs', "Are You Being Served?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shirts, socks, iPads
Original Lyrics:
Shirts, socks, ties, hats.
I know it couldn't be "iPads" in the '70s but that's how I heard it.

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