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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Ants Marching that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Dave Matthews Band's, "Ants Marching"
Misheard Lyrics:
Absolutely positively quiet time
Original Lyrics:
Place them in a box until a quieter time
Dave Matthews Band's, "Ants Marching"
Misheard Lyrics:
All my friends could not to offend.
Original Lyrics:
On the fence but not to offend.
Dave Matthews Band's, "Ants Marching"
Misheard Lyrics:
All these cars end up on the sidewalk
Original Lyrics:
All these cars, and up on the sidewalk
Dave Matthews Band's, "Ants Marching"
Misheard Lyrics:
All trees cars, bend up on the sidewalk
Original Lyrics:
All these cars, end up on the sidewalk
Dave Matthews Band's, "Ants Marching"
Misheard Lyrics:
And remembers the eight ball.
Original Lyrics:
And remembers being small.
Dave Matthews Band's, "Ants Marching"
Misheard Lyrics:
Blame there in me box um to me quieter time
Original Lyrics:
Place them in a box until a quieter time
Dave Matthews Band's, "Ants Marching"
Misheard Lyrics:
Driving along this highway
All these cars end up on the sidewalk
Original Lyrics:
Driving in on this highway
All these cars and upon the sidewalk
Dave Matthews Band's, "Ants Marching"
Misheard Lyrics:
Face them in me
Positively why you cryin'
Light's down, you up & die
Original Lyrics:
Take these chances
Place them in a box until a quieter time
Lights down, you up and die
Dave Matthews Band's, "Ants Marching"
Misheard Lyrics:
He forgets them and remembers being swallowed.
Original Lyrics:
He forgets them and remembers being small.
Dave Matthews Band's, "Ants Marching"
Misheard Lyrics:
He wakes up in the morning,
Does his teeth right to eat on these Rolaids
Original Lyrics:
He wakes up in the morning,
Does his teeth, bite to eat, and he's rolling
Dave Matthews Band's, "Ants Marching"
Misheard Lyrics:
He wakes up in the morning
Does his teeth right to eat on these Rolaids.
Original Lyrics:
He wakes up in the morning
Does his teeth, bite to eat, and he's rolling.
Dave Matthews Band's, "Ants Marching"
Misheard Lyrics:
He wakes up in the morning
Does his teeth, back to Eden, he's rolling.
Original Lyrics:
He wakes up in the morning
Does his teeth, bite to eat, and he's rolling.
Dave Matthews Band's, "Ants Marching"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kafka, Kafka
Original Lyrics:
Cut, cut, cut, cut
Dave Matthews Band's, "Ants Marching"
Misheard Lyrics:
Place them in a box until he quiets the time
Life stand you up and die.
Original Lyrics:
Place them in a box until a quieter time
Lights down, you up and die.
Dave Matthews Band's, "Ants Marching"
Misheard Lyrics:
Place them in a box until he quiets the time
Lights down, you up and die.
Original Lyrics:
Place them in a box until a quieter time
Lights down, you up and die.
Dave Matthews Band's, "Ants Marching"
Misheard Lyrics:
Play some biddly, bop some tiddly
Original Lyrics:
Place them in a box until a
Dave Matthews Band's, "Ants Marching"
Misheard Lyrics:
Red an black and then they're waving.
Original Lyrics:
Red and black antennae waving
Dave Matthews Band's, "Ants Marching"
Misheard Lyrics:
Red and Black and ten are waving.
Original Lyrics:
Red and Black Antenna waving.
Dave Matthews Band's, "Ants Marching"
Misheard Lyrics:
Red and black and tender gravy
Original Lyrics:
Red and black antennae waving
Dave Matthews Band's, "Ants Marching"
Misheard Lyrics:
Red and black artillery
Original Lyrics:
Red and black antennae waving
Dave Matthews Band's, "Ants Marching"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take these chances
Place them in a box until a quieter time
Life down you up and die
Original Lyrics:
Take these chances
Place them in a box until a quieter time
Lights down you up and die
Dave Matthews Band's, "Ants Marching"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take these chances
Place them in a box until a quieter time
Life's done, you up and die
or
Take these chances
Place them in a box until why it's on time
Lights down, you up and die
or
Take these chances
Place them in a box until why it's on time
Lights down, you up and die
Original Lyrics:
Take these chances
Place them in a box until a quieter time
Lights down you up and die
Dave Matthews Band's, "Ants Marching"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take these chances
Place them in a back some to me quieter time.
Original Lyrics:
Take these chances
Place them in a box until a quieter time.
Dave Matthews Band's, "Ants Marching"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take these jumpsuits
Original Lyrics:
Take these chances
Dave Matthews Band's, "Ants Marching"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take this chapstick
Original Lyrics:
Take these chances
Dave Matthews Band's, "Ants Marching"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take this chicken
Place it with a fox until a quieter time
Life's done, they both have died.
Original Lyrics:
Take these chances
Place them in a box until a quieter time
Lights down you up and die.
Dave Matthews Band's, "Ants Marching"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take this chicken
Place it with a fox until a quieter time
Life's done, they both have died
Original Lyrics:
Take these chances
Place them in a box until a quieter time
Lights down you up and die

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