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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for An Innocent Man that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
Billy Joel's, "An Innocent Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am a babysitter
Original Lyrics:
I am an innocent man
Billy Joel's, "An Innocent Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am a medicine man
Original Lyrics:
I am an innocent man
Billy Joel's, "An Innocent Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am an 80-cent man
Original Lyrics:
I am an innocent man
Billy Joel's, "An Innocent Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am an Elephant Man
Original Lyrics:
I am an innocent man
Billy Joel's, "An Innocent Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am the Edison Man.
Original Lyrics:
I am an innocent man.
Billy Joel's, "An Innocent Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am the ever sick man.
Original Lyrics:
I am an innocent man.
Billy Joel's, "An Innocent Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am the medicine man.
Original Lyrics:
I am an innocent man.
Billy Joel's, "An Innocent Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
I guess you'd rather be a Mormon tonight.
Original Lyrics:
I guess you'd rather be a martyr tonight.
Billy Joel's, "An Innocent Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
I guess you'd rather be a monarch tonight.
Original Lyrics:
I guess you'd rather be a martyr tonight.
Billy Joel's, "An Innocent Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
I guess you're out to be a mother tonight
Original Lyrics:
I guess you'd rather be a martyr tonight.
Billy Joel's, "An Innocent Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
I know you're thinking of somebody else, someone who heard you
(Later)
I'm not above being cruel for a while
(Later)
You know you only hurt yourself on a spike
(Later)
I'm not above being cruel for a while
(Later)
You know you only hurt yourself on a spike
Original Lyrics:
I know you're thinking of somebody else, someone who hurt you
(Later)
I'm not above being cool for a while
(Later)
You know you only hurt yourself out of spite
(Later)
I'm not above being cool for a while
(Later)
You know you only hurt yourself out of spite
Billy Joel's, "An Innocent Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm an Elephant Man
Original Lyrics:
I'm an Innocent Man
Billy Joel's, "An Innocent Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Some people sleep all alone every night
Instead of taking a lover to bet
OR
Instead of taking a lover to Beth
Instead of taking a lover to bet
OR
Instead of taking a lover to Beth
Original Lyrics:
Some people sleep all alone every night
Instead of taking a lover to bed
Instead of taking a lover to bed
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