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Jerry Reed's, "Amos Moses"
Misheard Lyrics:
45 dinner so beat the Timmy dough Lou she had her.
or
45 dinner no eat the dick he so knew she had 'un.
or
45 dinner no eat the dick he so knew she had 'un.
Original Lyrics:
About forty-five minutes southeast of Thibodeaux, Louisiana
In about 45 minutes I'll eatin' dinner with Doc Ronny Millsap's pretty wife Hannah! I hope she doesn't also eat up her weight in groceries!
Jerry Reed's, "Amos Moses"
Misheard Lyrics:
About 45 minutes southeast of Tippy Toe, Louisiana.
Original Lyrics:
About 45 minutes southeast of Thibodaux, Louisiana.
Jerry Reed's, "Amos Moses"
Misheard Lyrics:
Alligator babe in the Louisiana bayou.
Original Lyrics:
Alligator bait in the Louisiana bayou.
Jerry Reed's, "Amos Moses"
Misheard Lyrics:
Alligator blues in the Louisiana bayou.
Original Lyrics:
Alligator bait in the Louisiana bayou.
Jerry Reed's, "Amos Moses"
Misheard Lyrics:
Amos Moses was a polecat.
Original Lyrics:
Now, Amos Moses was a Cajun.
jo adds: "I named by dog Amos Moses. He died tragically on 7/4/07. I had him for 7 years."
Jerry Reed's, "Amos Moses"
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby, bathtub, man of the cloth
Original Lyrics:
Named him after a man of the cloth
Jerry Reed's, "Amos Moses"
Misheard Lyrics:
He could trap the biggest
The biggest alligator in his newborn hand.
The biggest alligator in his newborn hand.
Original Lyrics:
He could trap the biggest
The meanest alligator and just use one hand.
The meanest alligator and just use one hand.
Jerry Reed's, "Amos Moses"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lay in the bathtub, man with the cloth.
Original Lyrics:
Named him after a man of the cloth.
Jerry Reed's, "Amos Moses"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lived a man called Dark Mill South and his pretty wife Hanna
Original Lyrics:
Lived a man called Doc Milsap and his pretty wife, Hanna
Jerry Reed's, "Amos Moses"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lived a man called Duck-Bill Sam, who's a pretty wise cracker
Original Lyrics:
Lived a man called Doc Milsap and his pretty wife, Hanna
Jerry Reed's, "Amos Moses"
Misheard Lyrics:
Named him after a man of the Klan.
Original Lyrics:
Named him after a man of the cloth.
Jerry Reed's, "Amos Moses"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now, Amos Moses was a caveman.
Original Lyrics:
Now, Amos Moses was a Cajun.
Jerry Reed's, "Amos Moses"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now, Amos Moses was a-caging
Original Lyrics:
Now, Amos Moses was a Cajun.
Jerry Reed's, "Amos Moses"
Misheard Lyrics:
They raised up a son who could eat up his favorite program
Original Lyrics:
They raised up a son who could eat up his weight in groceries
Jerry Reed's, "Amos Moses"
Misheard Lyrics:
They raised up a son who could eat up his weight and grow grass.
Original Lyrics:
They raised up a son who could eat up his weight in groceries.
Jerry Reed's, "Amos Moses"
Misheard Lyrics:
They raised up a son who could eat up his weight in cornbread
Original Lyrics:
They raised up a son who could eat up his weight in groceries
Jerry Reed's, "Amos Moses"
Misheard Lyrics:
They raised up a son who could eat up his weight in girlfriends
Original Lyrics:
They raised up a son who could eat up his weight in groceries.
Jerry Reed's, "Amos Moses"
Misheard Lyrics:
They raised up a son who could eat up his weight in road grab.
Original Lyrics:
They raised up a son who could eat up his weight in groceries.
Jerry Reed's, "Amos Moses"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tie a rope around his knees and throw him in the swamp
Original Lyrics:
Tie a rope around his waist and throw him in the swamp.
Jerry Reed's, "Amos Moses"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tie a rope around his neck and throw him in the swamp.
Original Lyrics:
Tie a rope around his waist and throw him in the swamp.
Jerry Reed's, "Amos Moses"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tied a rope around his face.
Original Lyrics:
Tied a rope around his waist.
Jerry Reed's, "Amos Moses"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well they raised up a son who could eat up his weight and grow grass
Original Lyrics:
Well they raised up a son who could eat up his weight in groceries
Jerry Reed's, "Amos Moses"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well they raised up a son who could eat up his weight in gross ribs
Original Lyrics:
Well they raised up a son who could eat up his weight in groceries
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