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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Amish Paradise that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

'Weird Al' Yankovic's, "Amish Paradise"
Misheard Lyrics:
An Amish with a tool,
you know that's unheard of!
Original Lyrics:
An Amish with a 'tude,
you know that's unheard of!
Weird Al Yankovic's, "Amish Paradise"
Misheard Lyrics:
An Amish with a tool
You know that's a hurdle.
Original Lyrics:
An Amish with a 'tude
You know that's unheard of!
Weird Al Yankovic's, "Amish Paradise"
Misheard Lyrics:
But if I finish all of my chores and you finish dying
Original Lyrics:
But if I finish all of my chores and you finish thine
Weird Al Yankovic's, "Amish Paradise"
Misheard Lyrics:
Even Zeeky's ill thinks my hind has gone.
Original Lyrics:
Even Ezekiel thinks that my mind has gone.
Weird Al Yankovic's, "Amish Paradise"
Misheard Lyrics:
Even a sequel thinks that my mind has gone!
Original Lyrics:
Even Ezekiel thinks that my mind has gone.
Weird Al Yankovic's, "Amish Paradise"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm the pious guy the little Amish want to be like.
Original Lyrics:
I'm the pious guy the little Amlettes want to be like.
Weird Al Yankovic's, "Amish Paradise"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm the pious guy the little omelets want to be like.
Original Lyrics:
I'm the pious guy the little Amlettes want to be like.
Weird Al Yankovic's, "Amish Paradise"
Misheard Lyrics:
My brother and I have to get medieval, your highness.
Original Lyrics:
My brother, I might have to get medieval on your heinie.
Weird Al Yankovic's, "Amish Paradise"
Misheard Lyrics:
My brother, I might have to get in even with your heinie.
Original Lyrics:
My brother, I might have to get medieval on your heinie.
Weird Al Yankovic's, "Amish Paradise"
Misheard Lyrics:
We're all crazy men and eyes
Livin' in an Amish Paradise
Original Lyrics:
We're all crazy Mennonites
Livin' in an Amish Paradise
Weird Al Yankovic's, "Amish Paradise"
Misheard Lyrics:
We're all crazy men and nice
Livin' in an Amish Paradise
Original Lyrics:
We're all crazy Mennonites
Livin' in an Amish Paradise
Weird Al Yankovic's, "Amish Paradise"
Misheard Lyrics:
We're all crazy men and wives
Original Lyrics:
We're all crazy Mennonites
Weird Al Yankovic's, "Amish Paradise"
Misheard Lyrics:
We're all crazy men at night
Living in an Amish Paradise.
Original Lyrics:
We're all crazy Mennonites
Living in an Amish Paradise.
Weird Al Yankovic's, "Amish Paradise"
Misheard Lyrics:
We're all crazy men on ice
Original Lyrics:
We're all crazy Mennonites
Weird Al Yankovic's, "Amish Paradise"
Misheard Lyrics:
We're just crazy men and nice
Original Lyrics:
We're just crazy Menonites.
Weird Al Yankovic's, "Amish Paradise"
Misheard Lyrics:
We're just crazy men in tights
Original Lyrics:
We're all crazy Mennonites
Weird Al Yankovic's, "Amish Paradise"
Misheard Lyrics:
We're old crazy men with kites
or
We're all crazy men with rice
Original Lyrics:
We're all crazy Mennonites
Weird Al Yankovic's, "Amish Paradise"
Misheard Lyrics:
We've been stranded most our lives
Living in an Amish Paradise.
Original Lyrics:
We've been spending most our lives
Living in an Amish Paradise.

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