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Tori Amos', "Amber Waves"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the poor, sad news...
Original Lyrics:
And the poolside news...
Tori Amos', "Amber Waves"
Misheard Lyrics:
And to every young man's bedroom (you gave it up)
Tea, V.D., and magazine (you gave it up)
Private rite of passage (you gave it up)
To every boy's sweet dream and their heap of guts.
You said he's got an eating machine.
It glows in the dark.
Tea, V.D., and magazine (you gave it up)
Private rite of passage (you gave it up)
To every boy's sweet dream and their heap of guts.
You said he's got an eating machine.
It glows in the dark.
Original Lyrics:
Into every young man's bedroom (you gave it up)
On DVD's and magazine (you gave it up)
A private rite of passage (you gave it up)
To every boy's sweet dream with their paper cuts.
He said he's got a healing machine
It glows in the dark.
On DVD's and magazine (you gave it up)
A private rite of passage (you gave it up)
To every boy's sweet dream with their paper cuts.
He said he's got a healing machine
It glows in the dark.
Tori Amos', "Amber Waves"
Misheard Lyrics:
He could light you up
And some limerick swan
'Til the waves are sad.
And some limerick swan
'Til the waves are sad.
Original Lyrics:
He could light you up
And summon every swan
To the Lakeside.
And summon every swan
To the Lakeside.
Tori Amos', "Amber Waves"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a poolside muse.
Original Lyrics:
And the poolside news...
Tori Amos', "Amber Waves"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a poor sad muse.
Original Lyrics:
And the poolside news...
Tori Amos', "Amber Waves"
Misheard Lyrics:
Off to Cabo San Lucas
For so long 'til he could stand your lies.
For so long 'til he could stand your lies.
Original Lyrics:
Off to Cabo San Lucas
For some optical stimulus.
For some optical stimulus.
Tori Amos', "Amber Waves"
Misheard Lyrics:
She said he's got an inkling
That we glow in the dark.
That we glow in the dark.
Original Lyrics:
She said he's got a healing machine
That glows in the dark.
That glows in the dark.
Tori Amos', "Amber Waves"
Misheard Lyrics:
Then you started to guess there was someone else
Though his fan base.
Though his fan base.
Original Lyrics:
Then you started to guess there was someone else
Through his flint glass.
Through his flint glass.
Tori Amos', "Amber Waves"
Misheard Lyrics:
To every boy's sweet dream
With the heap of guts
With the heap of guts
Original Lyrics:
To every boy's sweet dream
With their paper cuts
With their paper cuts
Tori Amos', "Amber Waves"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well he licked you up
Like Amber Waves in his movie show.
Like Amber Waves in his movie show.
Original Lyrics:
Well he lit you up
Like amber waves in his movie show.
Like amber waves in his movie show.
Tori Amos', "Amber Waves"
Misheard Lyrics:
You said you've got an eating machine.
That glows in the dark.
That glows in the dark.
Original Lyrics:
You say he's got a healing machine
It glows in the dark.
It glows in the dark.
Tori Amos', "Amber Waves"
Misheard Lyrics:
You say he's got an alien machine It glows in the dark
Original Lyrics:
You say he's got a healing machine It glows in the dark.
Tori Amos', "Amber Waves"
Misheard Lyrics:
You say he's got an earring machine
That glows in a dog.
That glows in a dog.
Original Lyrics:
You say he's got a healing machine
It glows in the dark.
It glows in the dark.
Tori Amos', "Amber Waves"
Misheard Lyrics:
You say you've got an inkling
We glow in the dark.
We glow in the dark.
Original Lyrics:
You say he's got a healing machine
It glows in the dark.
It glows in the dark.
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