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Erasure's, "Always"
Misheard Lyrics:
Always I wanna pee with you
Yes, make a pee with you.
Yes, make a pee with you.
Original Lyrics:
Always, I wanna be with you
And make believe with you.
And make believe with you.
Erasure's, "Always"
Misheard Lyrics:
Always, I wanna be with you
And maple leaf with you.
And maple leaf with you.
Original Lyrics:
Always, I wanna be with you
And make believe with you.
And make believe with you.
Bon Jovi's, "Always"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I'll be there forever and nothing - Always
Original Lyrics:
And I'll be there forever and a day - Always
Bon Jovi's, "Always"
Misheard Lyrics:
Are just memories of a different light
Original Lyrics:
Are just memories of a different life
Erasure's, "Always"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold on to the knives,
There will be no shame.
There will be no shame.
Original Lyrics:
Hold on to the night,
There will be no shame.
There will be no shame.
Saliva's, "Always"
Misheard Lyrics:
I guess my arm's out the door.
Original Lyrics:
I guess that I'm out the door.
Saliva's, "Always"
Misheard Lyrics:
I just can't take anymore
This life of solitude
This life of solitude
Original Lyrics:
I just can't take anymore
It's like a solid cell
It's like a solid cell
Saliva's, "Always"
Misheard Lyrics:
I just can't take anymore
Fells like a solid toe.
Fells like a solid toe.
Original Lyrics:
I just can't take anymore
This lack of solitude.
This lack of solitude.
Saliva's, "Always"
Misheard Lyrics:
I love you, I hate you
I just wanna lick you.
I just wanna lick you.
Original Lyrics:
I love you, I hate you
I just can't live without you.
I just can't live without you.
Bon Jovi's, "Always"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was driving in the flood
Original Lyrics:
I was drowning in the flood
Atlantic Starr's, "Always"
Misheard Lyrics:
I will love your soaps
Original Lyrics:
I will love you so
"Soaps" as in soap operas.
Bon Jovi's, "Always"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll be there where the sun don't shine
Original Lyrics:
I'll be there 'till stars don't shine
Bon Jovi's, "Always"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you sold me a tie for you
Original Lyrics:
If you told me to cry for you
Bon Jovi's, "Always"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you told me to die, f*** you, I would.
Original Lyrics:
If you told me to die for you, I would.
Bon Jovi's, "Always"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's nothing but some beatings that this old donkey took.
Original Lyrics:
It's nothing but some feelings that this old dog kicked up.
Bon Jovi's, "Always"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's nothing but some feedings
Get up.
Get up.
Original Lyrics:
It's nothing but some feelings
That this old dog kicked up.
That this old dog kicked up.
Bon Jovi's, "Always"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's nothing but some feelings that this old donkey took.
Original Lyrics:
It's nothing but some feelings that this old dog kicked up.
Bon Jovi's, "Always"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's nothing but some feelings that this old song kicked up.
Original Lyrics:
It's nothing but some feelings that this old dog kicked up.
Bon Jovi's, "Always"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's nothing but some feelings, and this sold out guitar
Original Lyrics:
It's nothing but some feelings, that this old dog kicked up
Bon Jovi's, "Always"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's nothing but some feelings
Hold on and get up.
Hold on and get up.
Original Lyrics:
It's nothing but some feelings
That this old dog kicked up.
That this old dog kicked up.
Bon Jovi's, "Always"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's nothing but some feelings
As this hold-on keep up.
As this hold-on keep up.
Original Lyrics:
It's nothing but some feelings
That this old dog kicked up.
That this old dog kicked up.
Bon Jovi's, "Always"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's nothing but some peanuts.
Original Lyrics:
It's nothing but some feelings.
Bon Jovi's, "Always"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's nothing but some peanuts.
Original Lyrics:
It's nothing but some feelings.
Bon Jovi's, "Always"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's nothing but some peelings that this old dog digged up.
Original Lyrics:
It's nothing but some feelings that this old dog kicked up.
Corey Hart's, "Always"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mr. Moolah shine on us forever
Original Lyrics:
Mystic moonlight shine on us forever
Bon Jovi's, "Always"
Misheard Lyrics:
No, there ain't no life in this loaded dust.
Original Lyrics:
Now there ain't no luck in these loaded dice.
Bon Jovi's, "Always"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now I can't seem to love someone
Like the way it's meant to be.
Like the way it's meant to be.
Original Lyrics:
Now I can't sing a love song
Like the way it's meant to be.
Like the way it's meant to be.
Bon Jovi's, "Always"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now I'm driving in the flood
Original Lyrics:
Now I'm drowning in the flood
Bon Jovi's, "Always"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now I'm drowning in the floor
Original Lyrics:
Now I'm drowning in the flood
Bon Jovi's, "Always"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now the butcher's dead he left behind
Are just memories of a different life
Are just memories of a different life
Original Lyrics:
Now the pictures that you left behind
Are just memories of a different life
Are just memories of a different life
Bon Jovi's, "Always"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now there ain't no love in these loaded dice.
Original Lyrics:
Now there ain't no luck in these loaded dice.
Bon Jovi's, "Always"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now there ain't no love in these loaded thighs
Original Lyrics:
Now there ain't no luck in these loaded dice
Bon Jovi's, "Always"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now there ain't no luck in these loaded times
Original Lyrics:
Now there ain't no luck in these loaded dice
Bon Jovi's, "Always"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now your b*tches that you left behind.
Original Lyrics:
Now your pictures that you left behind.
Erasure's, "Always"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh money, oh money, Olaf!
Original Lyrics:
Harmony, harmony, oh love!
Atlantic Starr's, "Always"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ohh, I'm going to come.
Original Lyrics:
Ooh, you're like the sun.
Atlantic Starr's, "Always"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ooh you like the sun! Chasing all over raven waves!
Original Lyrics:
Ooh, you're like the sun chasing all of the rain away
Atlantic Starr's, "Always"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ooh, you're like my son
Chasing all of the grain away.
Chasing all of the grain away.
Original Lyrics:
Ooh, you're like the sun
Chasing all of the rain away.
Chasing all of the rain away.
Atlantic Starr's, "Always"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ooh, you're like my son
Chasing all of the green away.
Chasing all of the green away.
Original Lyrics:
Ooh, you're like the sun
Chasing all the rain away.
Chasing all the rain away.
Atlantic Starr's, "Always"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ooh, you're like the sun
Chasing all of your memories
Chasing all of your memories
or
Ooh, your life is some
J.C. all of your right-away
J.C. all of your right-away
or
Ooh, your life is some
J.C. all of your right-away
J.C. all of your right-away
Original Lyrics:
Ooh, you're like the sun
Chasing all of the rain away
Chasing all of the rain away
Atlantic Starr's, "Always"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ooh, your life is something
Changing all of my remedies
When you come down
You bring back the trail.
Changing all of my remedies
When you come down
You bring back the trail.
Original Lyrics:
Ooh, you're like the sun
Chasing all of the rain away
When you come around
You bring brighter days.
Chasing all of the rain away
When you come around
You bring brighter days.
Atlantic Starr's, "Always"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oooh, you're like the sun
Chasing all the memories
or
J.C. home with the memories.
Chasing all the memories
or
J.C. home with the memories.
Original Lyrics:
Oooh, you're like the sun
Chasing all the rain away.
Chasing all the rain away.
'J.C.' as in 'J.C. Penney'.
Atlantic Starr's, "Always"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oooh, you're like the sun
Chasing all the orangutans.
Chasing all the orangutans.
Original Lyrics:
Oooh, you're like the sun
Chasing all the rain away.
Chasing all the rain away.
Bon Jovi's, "Always"
Misheard Lyrics:
This Romeo is bleeding, but you can't see his blood
It's nothing but some feelings in an old hockey tub
It's nothing but some feelings in an old hockey tub
Original Lyrics:
This Romeo is bleeding, but you can't see his blood
It's nothing but some feelings that this old dog kicked up
It's nothing but some feelings that this old dog kicked up
Bon Jovi's, "Always"
Misheard Lyrics:
This Romeo is reading.
Original Lyrics:
This Romeo is bleeding.
Bon Jovi's, "Always"
Misheard Lyrics:
This old doll kicked up.
Original Lyrics:
This old dog kicked up.
Bon Jovi's, "Always"
Misheard Lyrics:
We can pack up our old dreams and our old lies
We'll find a place where the pumpkin shines.
We'll find a place where the pumpkin shines.
Original Lyrics:
We can pack up our old dreams and our old lives
We'll find a place where the sun still shines.
We'll find a place where the sun still shines.
Bon Jovi's, "Always"
Misheard Lyrics:
We can pick up our all trees in our own lives
We'll find a place where the stars still shines.
We'll find a place where the stars still shines.
Original Lyrics:
We can pack up our old dreams and our old lives
We'll find a place where the sun still shines.
We'll find a place where the sun still shines.
Bon Jovi's, "Always"
Misheard Lyrics:
We'll pack up our old trains and our old knives.
Original Lyrics:
We can pack up our old dreams and our old lives.
Bon Jovi's, "Always"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well there ain't no love in these lonely times.
Original Lyrics:
Now there ain't no luck in these loaded dice.
Bon Jovi's, "Always"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well there ain't no luck as he slowly dies.
Original Lyrics:
Now there ain't no luck in these loaded dice
Bon Jovi's, "Always"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well there ain't no luck, and he slowly dies.
Original Lyrics:
Now there ain't no luck in these loaded dice.
Bon Jovi's, "Always"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, there ain't no love in these loaded thighs.
Original Lyrics:
Well, there ain't no luck in these loaded dice.
Bon Jovi's, "Always"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, there ain't no love in this load of dice
Original Lyrics:
Well, there ain't no luck in these loaded dice
Bon Jovi's, "Always"
Misheard Lyrics:
What I'd give to run my fingers through your head
To hurt your lips, to hold you near
When you say your prayers, try to understand
I've made mistakes, I'm just a man
When he holds you close, when he pulls you near
When he says the words you've been needing to hear
I wish I was him with these words of mine to save you 'til the end of time
To hurt your lips, to hold you near
When you say your prayers, try to understand
I've made mistakes, I'm just a man
When he holds you close, when he pulls you near
When he says the words you've been needing to hear
I wish I was him with these words of mine to save you 'til the end of time
Original Lyrics:
What I'd give to run my fingers through your hair
To touch your lips, to hold you near
When you say your prayers, try to understand
I've made mistakes, I'm just a man
When he holds you close, when he pulls you near
When he says the words you've been needing to hear
I wish I was him with these words of mine to say to you 'til the end of time
To touch your lips, to hold you near
When you say your prayers, try to understand
I've made mistakes, I'm just a man
When he holds you close, when he pulls you near
When he says the words you've been needing to hear
I wish I was him with these words of mine to say to you 'til the end of time
Bon Jovi's, "Always"
Misheard Lyrics:
When he folds your clothes
When he pours your beer
When he pours your beer
Original Lyrics:
When he holds you close
When he pulls you near
When he pulls you near
Bon Jovi's, "Always"
Misheard Lyrics:
When he holds you close
When he pulls your ears
When he pulls your ears
Original Lyrics:
When he holds you close
When he pulls you near.
When he pulls you near.
Bon Jovi's, "Always"
Misheard Lyrics:
When he holds your clothes
When he pours your beer
When he pours your beer
Original Lyrics:
When he holds you close
When he pulls you near
When he pulls you near
Erasure's, "Always"
Misheard Lyrics:
When it's cold outside, a hero in vain
OR
When it's cold outside, a hero in my vein
OR
When it's cold outside, a hero in my vein
Original Lyrics:
When it's cold outside, am I here in vain?
Bon Jovi's, "Always"
Misheard Lyrics:
When there ain't no love and he slowly dies
Original Lyrics:
Now there ain't no luck in these loaded dice
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