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All my kittens have gone
All that glitters is gold
All that banana disco
Only shooting stars break the mow-oh-whoa
All that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold.
All that believing is gone
Only shooting stars wait tomorrow.
All that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold.
All that chicken from Popeye's
Only shooting stars make the gold
All that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold.
All that clitoris gold
All that glitters is gold
All that dinner is cold.
All that glitters is gold.
All that energy's gone
All that glitters is gold.
All that glimmers is gold
All that glitters is gold
All that glistens is gold
All that glitters is gold
All that glitter is gone
Only shooting starts break them all
All that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold.
All that glitter is gone
All that glitters is gold
All that glitter sis go old
Only shooting stars break the bold
All that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold.
All that glitters eats mold
Only shooting stars break the fold.
All that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold.
All that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars wake up the moon
All that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold.
All that glitters is gold
Holy shooting stars break the mow-whoa.
All that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold.
All that glitters is gold
Only shooting star sprinkler mold.
All that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold.
All that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the modem
All that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold.
All that glitters is good
Only shooting stars break the mood.
All that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold.
All that lettuce is gold
All that glitters is gold
All that limits is gone.
All that glitters is gold.
All that litter is mold
All that glitter is gold
All that litter was gone
All that glitters is gold
All that murders in gold
All that glitters is gold.
All that praises the lord
All that glitters is gold
All that turkey's cold
All that glitters is gold.
All that waiting is gone
Only shootin' stars break the mouwow.
All that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold.
All that's livin' is gone
Only shooting stars know more
All that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold
All that's livin' is good.
All that glitters is gold.
All that's the literacy's Gold
Only shooting stars break up mold
All that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold
All the British have gone
All that glitters is gold
All the people will go
All that glitter is gold
All them splinters and cold
All that glitters is gold.
All those livers discoing
Break some moving stars to make lots more.
All that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold.
Always shooting stars with the mower
Only shooting stars break the mold.
Anal, you're an All Star
Get your game on, go play.
Hey now, you're an All Star
Get your game on, go play.
Block star
Hey now you're a rock star
Get the show on, get paid.
But the media blast begs to differ
But the meteor man begs to differ
But the media men beg to differ
Judging by the hole in the sattelite picture.
But the meteor men beg to differ
Judging by the hole in the satellite picture.
But the media men beg to differ
Judging by the hope in the satellite picture
But the meteor man beg to differ
Judging by the hole in the satellite picture
But the media men beg to differ
But the meteor men beg to differ
But the median math bend to differ
But the meteor men beg to differ
But the medium axe and big dipper
But the meteor man beg to differ
But the meteor men beg to differ
Judge him by the hole in the satellite picture
But the meteor men beg to differ
Judging by the hole in the satellite picture.
Cumming in the dumpster
And they don't stop coming
Get the show on, get laid.
Get the show on, get paid.
Go for the Molson
Go for the moon.
Go for the long shot.
Go for the moon.
Go for the motorcycle!
Go for the moon.
Grandma is a porn star.
Hey now, you're an All-Star.
He was looking kinda thumb
With a raper in bird bum
With a shape of hell on her war-head
She was looking kinda dumb
With her finger and her thumb
With a shape of an "L" on her forehead
All Star is one of the most memed songs on the internet.
Hey now your a porn star
take your clothes off get laid
Hey now your a rockstar
Get the show on get paid
Hey now, you're a All Star, Get a shower, get laid.
Hey now, you're a RockStar, Get the show on, get paid.
I dunno lel
Hey now, you're a Ristar
Hey now, you're a rock star
Ristar is a Sega Genesis game
Hey now, you're a monster!
Hey now, you're an All-Star.
Hey now, you're a porn star, take your clothes off, get layed
Hey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play
Hey now, you're a porn star
Get'cha groove on, get laid.
Hey now you're a rock star
Get the show on, get paid.
Hey now, you're a rock star
Get the show on, get laid.
Hey now, you're a rock star
Get the show on, get paid.
Hey now, you're a rockstar, get the show on, get laid
Hey now, you're a rockstar, get the show on, get paid
Hey now, you're an All-Star
Get your K-Mart golf bag.
Hey now, you're an All-Star
Get your game on, go play.
Hey now, you're an Omastar
Hey now, you're an all star
Hey now, you're an all star
Get your game on, Yoplait!
Hey now you're an All Star
Get your game on, go play
Hey now, you're an all star
At the gay bar.
Hey now, you're an all star
Get your game on.
Hey now, you're an all star
Don't quit your day job.
Hey now, you're an all star
Get your game on.
Hey now, you're an all-star
Get your game on, go pray.
Hey now, you're a rock star
Get the show on, get laid.
Hey now you're an all star
Get your game on, go play.
Hey now, you're a rock star
Get the show on, get paid.
Hey now, your a porn star, rip your clothes off, get laid
Hey now, your an All-Star, get your game on, go play
Holy shooting stars break the mow-woah.
Only shooting stars break the mold.
I ain't that shot as foolin' the s***.
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed.
I ain't the sharpest stool in the sh**.
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed.
I ain't the shoppers doing no shame
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
I ate the sharpest tool in the sh**
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed.
I ate the sharpest tool in the shed.
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed.
I ate the sharpest tool in the shed.
I ain“t the sharpest tool in the shed.
I ate the shopper's tool in the shed
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
I ate the shoppers doing a s***
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
I can't f##k, 69!
I can't drive, 55!
I could use a little food myself
I could use a little fuel myself
I could use a little food myself
I could use a little fuel myself
I had the smallest tool in the shed.
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed.
I hate that sharpest fool in the shed
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
I hate the Sharpie doing a shit
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
Sharpie is a permanent marker
I hate the sound of bulls in the bed.
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed.
I hate to shop and do the dishes
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
I hate to shop for school in the shade
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
I hate to shop for school in the shed
I'm not the sharpest tool in the shed
I have to poop, I have to pee
So much to do, so much to see
I plugged your mother, go about bored
My world's on fire, how about yours?
I said, "Yep, what a concept."
I could use a little 'feel myself' and we could all use a little change
I said, "Yep, what a concept
I could use a little fuel myself and we could all use a little change"
I stand in litters alone.
All that glitters is gold.
I'll be shooting stars, break the mo-whoa
Only shooting stars break the mold.
In the shape of an elf on her forehead
In the shape of an L on her forehead
Judging by the ho and the sad guy that sniffs her
Judging by the hole in the satellite picture
Judging by the ho in the satellite picture
Judging by the hole in the satellite picture
Judging by the hole in the satellite pitcher
Judging by the hole in the satellite picture
La da dipaly do
If only I could watch my hair grow
All that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold.
My friend just took a dump on my head
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
My mom f###ed your eye, who wants drugs?
My world's on fire, how about yours?
My pussy's on fire, how about yours?
My world's on fire, how about yours?
Why would all star do this to sherk?
My worlds up higher
My worlds on fire
Nobody won't do it, the whale has got to potty
I ain't the shop in pool with Michelle.
Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed.
Oh, my fantasy 'fro-oh
Only shootin' stars break the mou-o-old
All that glitters is go-old
Only shooting stars break the mo-o-old
Old man winter is gone
All that glitters is gold
On that Glidden is gum
All that glitter is gone
Glidden is a brand of house paint.
Only she was born with a mole.
Only shooting stars break the mold.
Only shootin' stars go away.
Only shooting stars break the mold.
Only shooting star sprinkler mold.
Only shooting stars break the mold.
Only shooting stars brains are morons
Only shooting stars break the mold
Only shooting stars break the molars
Only shooting stars break the mold
Only shooting stars break the moon.
Only shooting stars break the mold.
Only shooting stars break the mowoh.
Only shooting stars break the mold.
Only shooting stars break them all.
Only shooting stars break the mold.
Only shooting stars break up Moe.
Only shooting stars break the mold.
Only shooting stars break up more.
Only shooting stars break the mold.
Only shooting stars whack a mole.
Only shooting stars break the mold.
Only superstars bring the motorhome
Only shooting stars break the mold
Only superstars meet the morons
Only shooting stars break the mold
Only you kid stars break the mold.
Only shooting stars break the mold.
She was lookin kinda dumb
with her finger in her bum
and the sh*t comin out of her forehead
She was lookin kinda dumb
with her finger and her thumb
in the shape of an 'L' on her forehead
She was lookin' kind and dumb with her finger up her bum
She was lookin' kinda dumb with her finger and her thumb
She was lookin' kind of dumb with her finger in her thumb
And the shape of an 'l' on her forhead.
She was lookin' kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb
In the shape of an 'l' on her forehead.
She was lookin' kinda dumb with her finger and her thumb
And a shape of vinyl on her forehead.
She was lookin kinda dumb with her finger and her thumb
In the shape of an 'L' on her forehead.
She was lookin' kinda dumb with her finger up her bomb
And a shady elf on her forehead.
She was lookin kinda dumb with her finger and her thumb
In the shape of an 'L' on her forehead.
She was lookin' kinda dumb with her finger up her bum
In the shape of an elf on her forehead.
She was lookin' kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb
In the shape of an 'L' on her forehead.
She was looking kind of dumb with her finger in her bum
And the shape of an 'L' on her forehead
She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb
In the shape of an 'L' on her forehead
She was looking kinda dumb with a finger in her bum
She was looking kinda dumb with her finger and her thumb
She was looking kinda dumb with her finger and her thumb
And the shape of an elf on her forehead.
She was looking kinda dumb with her finger and her thumb
And the shape of and 'L' on her forehead.
She was looking kinda dumb with her finger in her thumb
And the shape of an elf on her forehead
or
And the shape of an elk on her forehead.
She was looking kinda dumb with her finger and her thumb
In the shape of an 'L' on her forehead.
She was looking kinda dumb with her finger up her bum
And the shape of an elf on her forehead.
She was looking kinda dumb with her finger and her thumb
And the shape of an 'L' on her forehead.
She was looking kinda dumb,
with her finger in her bum
in a, shape like an elf on a forehead
She was looking kinda dumb,
with her finger and her thumb,
in a shape of an L on her forehead
She was looking kinda dumb, with her finger in her vomit and the shape of an L or her forehead.
She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb, with the shape of an L on her forehead.
She was looking kinda dumb
With her f###er in her bomb
With a shape of an a**hole on her bored-head.
Well, my peers start cumming and they don't stop cumming
She was looking kind of dumb
With her finger and her thumb
With a shape of an "L" on her forehead.
Well, the years start coming and they don't stop coming.
She was looking kinda dumb
With her finger in her bum
And the shape of her nail on her forhead.
She was looking kinda dumb
With her finger and her thumb
In a shape of an "L" on her forehead.
She was looking kinda numb with her finger and her bum
In the shape of a bell on her forehead
She was looking kinda dumb with her finger and her thumb
In the shape of and 'L' on her forehead.
She was looking kinda' dumb with her finger and her thumb
In the shape of an elk on her forhead.
She was looking kinda dumb with her finger and her thumb
In the shape of an 'L' on her forehead.
So much to look forward to
So what's wrong with taking the backstreets?
So much wrong with Nick and the Backstreet's
So whats wrong with taking the backstreets?
So much wrong with Nick in the backstreets?
So what's wrong with takin' the back streets?
So much wrong with things in the back streets
Never know if you don't go
Never go if you don't know.
So what's wrong with taking the backstreets?
Never know if you don't go
Never shine if you don't glow.
So what's wrong with taking the downstream?
So what's wrong with taking the back streets?
So what's wrong with taking the fat streak?
So what's wrong with taking the back streets?
So, Bonny once told me
The world was going to own me
I ate the chocolate she hid in the shed.
Somebody once told me
The world was gonna roll me
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed.
Some body once told me the plane just crashed into me
somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me
I hate my real ears because this happens
Some lady once mold me the bored was gun nah fold me
Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me
Somebody gotta hold me, the girl is gonna rule me
I ain't the hardest fool in the head.
Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed.
Somebody once asked could I spare some change for ass
I need to get myself away from this place
I said 'yep, wanna come too?'
Somebody once asked could I spare some change for gas
I need to get myself away from this place
I said yep what a concept
Somebody once asked could I spare some change for cash
Somebody once asked could I spare some change for gas
Somebody once told me
The world is gonorrhi
Somebody once told me
The world is gonna roll me
Somebody once told me the world is gonna roam-e
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed.
Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed.
Somebody once told me the world is gonnaronni
I ate the sharpest tool in the shed.
Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed.
Somebody once told me the world is kinda roamy
I ain't the job that's doing the s***.
or
Somebody once told me the world is gonna row me
I ain't the shop that's doing in the shed.
or
Somebody once told me the world is gonna roam me
I ain't the shopper's tooling the shed.
or
Somebody once told me the world is comin' to row me
I ain't the shoppers touring the shed.
Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed.
Somebody once told me the world was going under
Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me
Somebody once told me the world was gonna rule me,
I ate the sharpest tool in the s***
Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me,
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
Somebody once told me the world was macaroni
so I took a bite out of a tree.
It tasted kinda funky
so I spat it at a monkey
and the monkey started cussin at me.
Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb
In the shape of an "L" on her forehead
Somebody once told me the world was macaroni and I ate the shark is cool in the sled
Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me and I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
Somebody once told me the world was macaroni
I ate the shopper's tool and dishes.
Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed.
Somebody once told me the world was macaroni
I hate to shout it out to my dad.
Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed.
Somebody once told me the world was macaroni
So I took a bite out of Japan.
Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed.
Somebody once told me the world was pepperoni,
I ate the smartest chick in souffle.
Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me,
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed.
Somebody once told me the world's gonna role me
I ate the sharpest tool in the shed.
Somebody once told me the world's gonna roll me
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed.
Somebody told me the world was macaroni
Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me.
Somebody wants a**.
Somebody once asked
Somebody wants uh told me the world is gonna roll me
Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me
Somebody won't tell me the world was gonna row me,
I ate the shoppers doing a s***.
Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me,
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed.
Something's wrong with taking the backstreets
or
Something's wrong with Nick in the Backstreet
or
Something's wrong with Nick in the Backstreet
So what's wrong with taking the back streets
Talking like an ogre
Wait till you get older
The Ice Cream Skate, is getting pretty thin
The ice we skate, is getting pretty thin
The ice cream skates is getting kinda thin.
The ice we skate is getting pretty thin.
The ice cream state is getting pretty thin
The ice we skate is getting pretty thin
The ice cream steak is getting pretty thin
The ice we skate is getting pretty thin
The ice sweet steak is gettin' pretty thin
The ice we skate is gettin' pretty thin
The ice-cream skate, is gettin' pretty thin
The ice we skate, is gerttin' pretty thin
The icy scapes are getting pretty thin
The ice we skate is getting pretty thin
The meteor and the big dipper
The media men beg to differ
The waiter's getting warned,
so you might as well sing
The water's getting warm,
so you might as well swim
We could all use a little chain.
We could all use a little change.
Well the youths start coming and they don't stop coming
Fed to the wolves and I hear the ground humming.
Well the years start coming and they don't stop coming
Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running.
Well, the media men beg to differ
Well, the meteor men beg to differ.
Well, the meteor manbags a-differ.
Well, the meteor men beg to differ.
White girl
[noise of turntable being turned back and forth]
With the shape of an elf on her forehead
In the shape of an 'l' on her forehead
You're a show-off
Get the show on
You're a showoff
Get the show on
all those people are cold
put them in the oven before they are old
All that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold.
somebody once told me the world was macaroni
somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me
I also ate MACARONI!!!11!!!!!