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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Alive that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Pearl Jam's, "Alive"
Misheard Lyrics:
A** smelling piles
Original Lyrics:
I'm still alive.
Pearl Jam's, "Alive"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ahh, she walks slowly because a young man's room.
Original Lyrics:
She, she walks slowly across a young man's room.
Pearl Jam's, "Alive"
Misheard Lyrics:
Amstel Light
Original Lyrics:
I'm still alive.
Pearl Jam's, "Alive"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I smoke, smoke, Winston's, Winston's.
Original Lyrics:
And if so, if so, who answers, who answers?
Meat Loaf's, "Alive"
Misheard Lyrics:
And if my saddle is all that survives
Original Lyrics:
And if my shadow is all that survives
Pearl Jam's, "Alive"
Misheard Lyrics:
And if so, if so, windsurf, windsurf.
Original Lyrics:
And if so, if so, who answers, who answers?!
Pearl Jam's, "Alive"
Misheard Lyrics:
And if so
Who wins, Sir?
Who wins, Sir?!
Original Lyrics:
And if so
Who answers?
Who answers?!
Pearl Jam's, "Alive"
Misheard Lyrics:
And it's so, it's so, it sucks, it sucks.
Original Lyrics:
And if so, if so, who answers, who answers?
Pearl Jam's, "Alive"
Misheard Lyrics:
And now I'm playing guitar.
Original Lyrics:
Well, I'm glad we talked.
Beastie Boys', "Alive"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bring it back, I don't do your crap.
Original Lyrics:
Bringin' back that old New York rap.
Pearl Jam's, "Alive"
Misheard Lyrics:
But I'd planned to talk.
Original Lyrics:
But I'm glad we talked.
Pearl Jam's, "Alive"
Misheard Lyrics:
But I'm letting in the dogs.
Original Lyrics:
But I'm glad we talked.
Pearl Jam's, "Alive"
Misheard Lyrics:
But I'm playin the guitar
Original Lyrics:
But I'm glad we talked
Pearl Jam's, "Alive"
Misheard Lyrics:
But I'm playin' guitar.
Original Lyrics:
But I'm glad we talked.
Pearl Jam's, "Alive"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't remember anything to this very day,
'cept blood, blood, oh you know where.
Now I can't see I just stare
Original Lyrics:
Can't remember anything to this very day,
'cept the look, the look, oh you know where.
Now I can't see I just stare
Pearl Jam's, "Alive"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't remember anything to this very day
'cept love, love, oh you know where
Now I can't see I just stare.
Original Lyrics:
Can't remember anything to this very day
'cept the look, the look, oh you know where
Now I can't see I just stare.
Pearl Jam's, "Alive"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ham alone at curtain's bee.
Original Lyrics:
Home alone at age 13.
Pearl Jam's, "Alive"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ham apple pies
Original Lyrics:
I'm still alive.
Pearl Jam's, "Alive"
Misheard Lyrics:
Home alone at Easter tea.
Original Lyrics:
Home alone at age 13.
Pearl Jam's, "Alive"
Misheard Lyrics:
Home alone in ecstasy.
Original Lyrics:
Home alone at age 13.
Pearl Jam's, "Alive"
Misheard Lyrics:
Home alone on a settee
Original Lyrics:
Home alone at age 13
Pearl Jam's, "Alive"
Misheard Lyrics:
Homo gnome at 8:30.
Original Lyrics:
Home alone at age 13.
Pearl Jam's, "Alive"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't remember anything to this very day
'Cept look, look, going nowhere
Now I can't see I'm just scared.
Original Lyrics:
Can't remember anything to this very day
'Cept the look, the look, oh you know where
Now I can't see I just stare.
Pearl Jam's, "Alive"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't remember anything to this very day
'Cept love, and love goes you know where
Now I can't see I just stare.
Original Lyrics:
Can't remember anything to this very day
'Cept the look, the look, oh you know where
Now I can't see I just stare.
Pearl Jam's, "Alive"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't remember anything to this very day
'Cept love, love, oh you know well
Now I can't see I just stare.
Original Lyrics:
Can't remember anything to this very day
'Cept the look, the look, oh you know where
Now I can't see I just stare.
Pearl Jam's, "Alive"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't remember anything to this very day
'Cept the love, love. You know, Ed
Now I can't see I just stare!
Original Lyrics:
Can't remember anything to this very day
'Cept the look, the look, oh you know where
Now I can't see I just stare.
Pearl Jam's, "Alive"
Misheard Lyrics:
I say love line.
Original Lyrics:
I'm still alive.
Pearl Jam's, "Alive"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna fight.
Original Lyrics:
I'm still alive.
Sia's, "Alive"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a lie.
Original Lyrics:
I'm alive.
Pearl Jam's, "Alive"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a poo-poo head.
Original Lyrics:
You're still alive, she said.
Papa Roach's, "Alive"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm alive when I filed the report OR I'm alive when I fall off the port
Original Lyrics:
I’m alive when I’m falling apart
Pearl Jam's, "Alive"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm staying alive.
Original Lyrics:
I'm still alive.
Pearl Jam's, "Alive"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm stealing lies.
Original Lyrics:
I'm still alive.
Pearl Jam's, "Alive"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm sterile now.
Original Lyrics:
I'm still alive.
Pearl Jam's, "Alive"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm sterilized.
Original Lyrics:
I'm still alive.
Meat Loaf's, "Alive"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm the tickle on the bum you can't take back
Original Lyrics:
I'm the ticker on the bomb you can't turn back
Sia's, "Alive"
Misheard Lyrics:
If I were Indian I'd hate his head
Original Lyrics:
I wore envy and I hated that
Papa Roach's, "Alive"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kicking and screaming, I have seen a bloody murder
Original Lyrics:
Kicking and screaming, I am screaming bloody murder
Pearl Jam's, "Alive"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now I can see, so I stare.
Original Lyrics:
Now I can't see, I just stare.
Pearl Jam's, "Alive"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now I can't clean, I just pledge.
Original Lyrics:
Now I can't see, I just stare.
Pearl Jam's, "Alive"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now I can't see our despair.
Original Lyrics:
Now I can't see, I just stare.
Pearl Jam's, "Alive"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ohm anome an aye turn me.
Original Lyrics:
Home alone at age 13.
The Beastie Boys', "Alive"
Misheard Lyrics:
Open up your ears and clean out your a**.
Original Lyrics:
Open up your ears and clean out your eyes.
Pearl Jam's, "Alive"
Misheard Lyrics:
Roar, I'm still a lion.
Original Lyrics:
Woah, I'm still alive.
Bee Gees', "Alive"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tonight
Original Lyrics:
Alive
Pearl Jam's, "Alive"
Misheard Lyrics:
Watch that whore with yer daddy.
Original Lyrics:
What you thought was your daddy.
S Club 7's, "Alive"
Misheard Lyrics:
We never rip off other music.
Original Lyrics:
We're lovin' every beat of the music.
Pearl Jam's, "Alive"
Misheard Lyrics:
We went surf, we went surf.
Original Lyrics:
Who answers, who answers?!
Pearl Jam's, "Alive"
Misheard Lyrics:
Where do you go whicha daddy?
Original Lyrics:
What you thought was your daddy
Pearl Jam's, "Alive"
Misheard Lyrics:
Why can't the seating?
Original Lyrics:
While you were sitting
Pearl Jam's, "Alive"
Misheard Lyrics:
I love amstel light
or
Wo-ho, I'm sterilized
or
Wo-ho, I'm sterilized
Original Lyrics:
aah I'm still alive
Pearl Jam's, "Alive"
Misheard Lyrics:
Woah, hamster delight.
Original Lyrics:
Woah, I'm still alive.
Pearl Jam's, "Alive"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wow I can pee, I'm a pear.
Original Lyrics:
Now I can't see, I just stare.
Pearl Jam's, "Alive"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your real daddy was Italian.
Original Lyrics:
Your real daddy was dyin'.
Pearl Jam's, "Alive"
Misheard Lyrics:
ahh, she walks across a young banjo.
Original Lyrics:
She, she walks slowly across a young man's room.

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