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Van Halen's, "Ain't Talkin' 'Bout Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ah value Swiggy
Original Lyrics:
I heard the news baby.
Van Halen's, "Ain't Talkin' 'Bout Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ain't chunky butt love!
Original Lyrics:
Ain't talkin' 'bout love!
Van Halen's, "Ain't Talkin' 'Bout Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ain't that a big load!
Original Lyrics:
Ain't talkin' 'bout love!
Van Halen's, "Ain't Talkin' 'Bout Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ain't trickin' no ho.
Original Lyrics:
Ain't talkin' 'bout love.
Van Halen's, "Ain't Talkin' 'Bout Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
All the loose ladies
I want to buy your disease.
I want to buy your disease.
Original Lyrics:
I heard the news, lady
All about your disease.
All about your disease.
Van Halen's, "Ain't Talkin' 'Bout Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
And you talk about love
Original Lyrics:
Ain't talkin' 'bout love.
Van Halen's, "Ain't Talkin' 'Bout Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ate turkey for lunch!
Original Lyrics:
Ain't talking 'bout love!
Van Halen's, "Ain't Talkin' 'Bout Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ate turkey for lunch
Original Lyrics:
Ain't talkin' 'bout love
Van Halen's, "Ain't Talkin' 'Bout Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Beef Jerky Malone
Original Lyrics:
Ain't talkin' 'bout love.
Van Halen's, "Ain't Talkin' 'Bout Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Beef Jerky for love.
Original Lyrics:
Ain't talkin' 'bout love!
Van Halen's, "Ain't Talkin' 'Bout Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Chunky butt love
Original Lyrics:
Ain't talking 'bout love.
Van Halen's, "Ain't Talkin' 'Bout Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Eat chunky butt love
Original Lyrics:
Ain't talkin' 'bout love
Van Halen's, "Ain't Talkin' 'Bout Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Eat turkey for lunch
Original Lyrics:
Ain't talkin' 'bout love
Van Halen's, "Ain't Talkin' 'Bout Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Give chunky butt love
Original Lyrics:
Ain't talkin' 'bout love
Van Halen's, "Ain't Talkin' 'Bout Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey! you gotta, gotta freeze, baby.
Original Lyrics:
Yeah, got to, got to bleed, baby.
Van Halen's, "Ain't Talkin' 'Bout Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
I have a loose lady.
Original Lyrics:
I heard the news, baby.
Van Halen's, "Ain't Talkin' 'Bout Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
I heard the news lady
Original Lyrics:
I heard the news, baby.
Van Halen's, "Ain't Talkin' 'Bout Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Keep truckin' along
Original Lyrics:
Ain't talkin' 'bout love
Van Halen's, "Ain't Talkin' 'Bout Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh how, I gotta lose weight.
Original Lyrics:
I heard the news baby.
Van Halen's, "Ain't Talkin' 'Bout Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
So if you wanna free boy baby
Yeah-gotcha, gotcha free baby.
Yeah-gotcha, gotcha free baby.
Original Lyrics:
So if you want it got to bleed for it baby
Yeah, got to got to bleed baby.
Yeah, got to got to bleed baby.
Van Halen's, "Ain't Talkin' 'Bout Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
So if you want it you got to free base it baby!
Original Lyrics:
So if you want it got to bleed for it baby
Van Halen's, "Ain't Talkin' 'Bout Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take Donkey Kong home
Original Lyrics:
Ain't talkin' 'bout love
Van Halen's, "Ain't Talkin' 'Bout Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yeah I heard the news, baby
I can't buy you disease.
I can't buy you disease.
Original Lyrics:
I heard the news, lady
All about your disease.
All about your disease.
Van Halen's, "Ain't Talkin' 'Bout Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
You know they say you're good lookin'.
Original Lyrics:
You know you're semi-good lookin'.
Van Halen's, "Ain’t Talkin’ ‘bout Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
I heard the Moog baby
Original Lyrics:
I heard the news baby
The Moog synthesizer is a type of synthesizer named for its founder, Robert Moog.
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