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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Advance Australia Fair that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Traditional's, "Advance Australia Fair"
Misheard Lyrics:
Australian's all have ostriches, four minus one is three!
Original Lyrics:
Australian's all let us rejoice, for we are young and free
Traditional's, "Advance Australia Fair"
Misheard Lyrics:
Australians all are ostritches.
Original Lyrics:
Australians all let us rejoice.
Traditional's, "Advance Australia Fair"
Misheard Lyrics:
Australians all eat ostriches
For we are young at three.
Original Lyrics:
Australian's all let us rejoice
For we are young and free.
National anthem's, "Advance Australia Fair"
Misheard Lyrics:
Australians all eat ostriches
For breakfast, lunch and tea.
Original Lyrics:
Australian's all let us rejoice
For we are young and free.
Traditional's, "Advance Australia Fair"
Misheard Lyrics:
Australians all eat sausages
For we are young and free.
Original Lyrics:
Australian's all let us rejoice
For we are young and free.
Traditional's, "Advance Australia Fair"
Misheard Lyrics:
Australians all let us be boys
For we are young and three.
Original Lyrics:
Australians all let us rejoice
For we are young and free.
Traditional's, "Advance Australia Fair"
Misheard Lyrics:
Australians all love ostriches
Four minus one makes three.
Original Lyrics:
Australians all let us rejoice
For we are young and free.
Traditional's, "Advance Australia Fair"
Misheard Lyrics:
Australians all own ostriches
Four minus one is three.
With olden royals, we're fair and loyal,
Our home is dirt by sea.
I learned to bounce on nature strips
In booties stitched with care.
In mystery's haze, let's harvest maize
And plant azaleas there.
Enjoy full trains and let us in
And dance Australia yeah!
Original Lyrics:
Australians all let us rejoice,
For we are young and free
We've golden soil and wealth for toil,
Our home is girt by sea
Our land abounds in Nature's gifts
Of beauty rich and rare
In history's page, let every stage
Advance Australia fair!
In joyful strains then let us sing,
'Advance Australia fair!'
Human Nature's, "Advance Australia Fair"
Misheard Lyrics:
Australians all own ostriches
Four minus one is three.
With olden royals, we're fair and loyal
Our home is dirt by sea.
I learned to bounce on nature strips
In booties stitched with care.
In mystery's haze, let's harvest maize
And plant azaleas there.
Enjoy full trains and let us in
And dance Australia yeah!
Original Lyrics:
Australians all let us rejoice
For we are young and free
We've golden soil and wealth for toil
Our home is girt by sea
Our land abounds in Nature's gifts
Of beauty rich and rare
In history's page, let every stage
Advance Australia fair!
In joyful strains then let us sing
'Advance Australia fair!'
Traditional's, "Advance Australia Fair"
Misheard Lyrics:
Australians let us all meet Joyce
For she is young and free.
Original Lyrics:
Australians all let us rejoice
For we are young and free.
Traditional's, "Advance Australia Fair"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's all combine the pots and pans
Original Lyrics:
Let all combine with heart and hand
Traditional's, "Advance Australia Fair"
Misheard Lyrics:
Our home is KFC.
Original Lyrics:
Our home is girt by sea.
Traditional's, "Advance Australia Fair"
Misheard Lyrics:
Our land is dirt by sea
Original Lyrics:
Our land is girt by sea
Traditional's, "Advance Australia Fair"
Misheard Lyrics:
We've got soil and words for foil
Original Lyrics:
We've golden soil and wealth for toil
Traditional's, "Advance Australia Fair"
Misheard Lyrics:
With olden royals, we're fair and loyal
Our home is dirt by sea.
Original Lyrics:
With golden soil and wealth for toil
Our home is girt by sea.
Traditional's, "Advance Australia Fair"
Misheard Lyrics:
beneath our raging southern rocks
Original Lyrics:
beneath our radiant southern cross
Traditional's, "Advance Australia Fair"
Misheard Lyrics:
beneath the poo in southern cross
Original Lyrics:
beneath the rage in southern cross
Traditional's, "Advance Australia Fair"
Misheard Lyrics:
beneath the rage in southern cross
Original Lyrics:
beneath our radiant southern cross
Ummm, the actual lyric is: beneath our radiant southern cross!!!

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