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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for 99 Ways To Die that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Megadeth's, "99 Ways To Die"
Misheard Lyrics:
Got a short one in the Air Force.
Original Lyrics:
Got a short between the earphones.
Megadeth's, "99 Ways to Die"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gotta shoot these stupid hippos.
Original Lyrics:
Got a short between the earphones.
Megadeth's, "99 Ways to Die"
Misheard Lyrics:
We're not ready to see you yet,
I'm not gonna wait in line
Original Lyrics:
We're not ready to see you yet,
99 ways to die
Megadeth's, "99 ways to die"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take life from tomorrow Cause Ive burned out my today
Original Lyrics:
Take life from tomorrow Cause Ive burned out my toupee
Megadeth's, "99 ways to die"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take life from tomorrow Cause Ive burned out my today
Original Lyrics:
Take life from tomorrow Cause Ive burned out my toupee

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