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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for 500 Miles that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Traditional's, "500 Miles"
Misheard Lyrics:
No, I'm one, No, I'm two,
No, I'm three, No, I'm four,
No, I'm 500 miles away from home.
Original Lyrics:
Lord, I'm one, Lord, I'm two,
Lord, I'm three, Lord, I'm four,
Lord, I'm 500 miles away from home.
The Proclaimers', "500 Miles"
Misheard Lyrics:
When I'm wanking, yes, I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who's wanking hard for you
Original Lyrics:
When I'm working, yes, I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who's working hard for you

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