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Fall Out Boy's, "20 Dollar Nose Bleed"
Misheard Lyrics:
B-b-b-b band's a dream,
My, my, my band's a dream,
B-b-b-b band's a dream now.
B-b-b-b band's a dream,
Blah, blah, blah band's a dream,
B-b-b-b band's a dream now.
My, my, my band's a dream,
B-b-b-b band's a dream now.
B-b-b-b band's a dream,
Blah, blah, blah band's a dream,
B-b-b-b band's a dream now.
Original Lyrics:
B-b-b-b Benzedrine,
My, my, my Benzedrine,
B-b-b-b Benzedrine now.
B-b-b-b Benzedrine
My, my, my Benzedrine,
B-b-b-b Benzedrine now.
My, my, my Benzedrine,
B-b-b-b Benzedrine now.
B-b-b-b Benzedrine
My, my, my Benzedrine,
B-b-b-b Benzedrine now.
Fall Out Boy's, "20 Dollar Nose Bleed"
Misheard Lyrics:
But don't let the darkness in I wanna blow up dreams yeah
Original Lyrics:
But don't let the doctor in I wanna blow off steam and
Fall Out Boy's, "20 Dollar Nose Bleed"
Misheard Lyrics:
But don't let the doctor in
I wanna grow up screaming
I wanna grow up screaming
Original Lyrics:
But don't let the doctor in
I wanna blow off steam and
I wanna blow off steam and
Fall Out Boy's, "20 Dollar Nose Bleed"
Misheard Lyrics:
C-c-c-c centipede,
My, my, my centipede,
C-c-c-c centipede now.
C-c-c-c centipede,
My, my, my centipede,
C-c-c-c centipede now.
My, my, my centipede,
C-c-c-c centipede now.
C-c-c-c centipede,
My, my, my centipede,
C-c-c-c centipede now.
Original Lyrics:
B-b-b-b Benzedrine,
My, my, my Benzedrine,
B-b-b-b Benzedrine now.
B-b-b-b Benzedrine
My, my, my Benzedrine,
B-b-b-b Benzedrine now.
My, my, my Benzedrine,
B-b-b-b Benzedrine now.
B-b-b-b Benzedrine
My, my, my Benzedrine,
B-b-b-b Benzedrine now.
Fall Out Boy's, "20 Dollar Nose Bleed"
Misheard Lyrics:
Call me, Mr Ben a dream
Original Lyrics:
Call me Mr. Benzedrine
Fall Out Boy's, "20 Dollar Nose Bleed"
Misheard Lyrics:
Call me, Mr. Fancy Dream
Original Lyrics:
Call me Mr. Benzedrine
Anytime they say the word Benzedrine I thought it was Fancy Dream.
Fall Out Boy's, "20 Dollar Nose Bleed"
Misheard Lyrics:
Feels like 14 karats but no Claritin
Original Lyrics:
It feels like fourteen karats, but no clarity.
Fall Out Boy's, "20 Dollar Nose Bleed"
Misheard Lyrics:
Feels like fourteen karats but no keratin
Original Lyrics:
It feels like fourteen karats, but no clarity.
Fall Out Boy's, "20 Dollar Nose Bleed"
Misheard Lyrics:
Give me a pen cal me Mr. Fanta Dreams but don't let the doctor and I wanna blow up Steven
Original Lyrics:
Give me a pen Call me Mr. Benzedrine But don't let the doctor in I wanna blow off steam and
Fall Out Boy's, "20 Dollar Nose Bleed"
Misheard Lyrics:
Have you ever wanted to disagree
And use Monistat 3
(later)
Permanent Jack Flash
or
Permanent Jack Black
or
Permanent Jack Sprat
(later)
Call me Mr. Benadryl
And use Monistat 3
(later)
Permanent Jack Flash
or
Permanent Jack Black
or
Permanent Jack Sprat
(later)
Call me Mr. Benadryl
Original Lyrics:
Have you ever wanted to disappear
And join a monastery
(later)
Permanent jet lag
(later)
Call me Mr. Benzedrine
And join a monastery
(later)
Permanent jet lag
(later)
Call me Mr. Benzedrine
Fall Out Boy's, "20 Dollar Nose Bleed"
Misheard Lyrics:
Have you ever wanted to disappear And join a monastery Go out and preach on Manic Streets? Who will I be when I wake up next to a stranger On a passenger plane? (Passenger plane) Oh, Permanent jet lag Please take me back (please take be back) Please take be back (Oh) I'm a straight dog sick Please let me in (please let me in) The man keeps tripping Singing vows before we exchange small chat Give me a pen Call me, Mr. Pens a dream But don't let the doctor in I wanna blow off steam and Call me, Mr. Pens a dream (Mr. Pens a dream) But don't let the doctor, don't let the doctor in It feels like thoughts and karats but no clarity When I look at the man who would be king The man who would be king goes to the Desert duceing war his dad returned Came back with flags on coffins and said We war, oh, we war Permanent jet lag Please take me back (please take be back) Please take be back (Oh) I'm a straight toxic Please let me in (please let me in) The man keeps tripping Singing vows before we exchange small gretting Give me a pen Call me, Mr. Pen's a dream But don't let the doctor in I wanna blow off steam and Call me, Mr. Pen's a dream (Mr. Pen's a dream) But don't let the doctor, don't let the doctor in pen's a dream My, my, my pens a dream My pens a dream now My pens a dream now Only one more thing and that is the rest of the proof Is on the television, on the Call me Mr. Pen's a dream But don't let the doctor in I wanna blow off steam and Call me Mr. Pens a dream (Mr. Pen's a dream) But don't let the doctor, don't let the doctor in Have you ever wanted to disappear? It's not me, it's you Actually, it's the taxidermy of you and me tie the balloons from around my neck and ground me I'm just a racehorse on the track Send me back to the glue factory Always thought I'd float away And never come back But I've got enough miles on my card To fly the boys home on my own But you know me: I like being all alone And keeping you all alone And the charts are boring And the kids are snoring And the eagles in a sling You say you're not listening And I said I'm wishing And I said, I said
Original Lyrics:
Have you ever wanted to disappear And join a monastery Go out and preach on Manic Street? Who will I be when I wake up next to a stranger On a passenger plane? (Passenger plane) Oh, Permanent jet lag Please take me back (please take be back) Please take be back (Oh) I'm a stray dog sick Please let me in (please let me in) The mad keys tripping Singing vows before we exchange smoke rings Give me a pen Call me Mr. Benzedrine But don't let the doctor in I wanna blow off steam and Call me Mr. Benzedrine (Mr. Benzedrine) But don't let the doctor, don't let the doctor in It feels like fourteen karats but no clarity When I look at the man who would be king The man who would be king goes to the Desert to sing war his dad rehearsed Came back with flags on coffins and said We won, oh, we won Permanent jet lag Please take me back (please take be back) Please take be back (Oh) I'm a stray dog sick Please let me in (please let me in) The mad keys tripping Singing vows before we exchange smoke rings Give me a pen Call me Mr. Benzedrine But don't let the doctor in I wanna blow off steam and Call me Mr. Benzedrine (Mr. Benzedrine) But don't let the doctor, don't let the doctor in Benzedrine My, my, my Benzedrine My Benzedrine now My Benzedrine now Only one more thing and that is the rest of the proof Is on the television, on the Call me Mr. Benzedrine But don't let the doctor in I wanna blow off steam and Call me Mr. Benzedrine (Mr. Benzedrine) But don't let the doctor, don't let the doctor in Have you ever wanted to disappear? It's not me, it's you Actually, it's the taxidermy of you and me Untie the balloons from around my neck and ground me I'm just a racehorse on the track Send me back to the glue factory Always thought I'd float away And never come back But I've got enough miles on my card To fly the boys home on my own But you know me: I like being all alone And keeping you all alone And the charts are boring And the kids are snoring And the eagles in a sling You say you're not listening And I said I'm wishing And I said, I said
Fall Out Boy's, "20 Dollar Nose Bleed"
Misheard Lyrics:
Have you ever wanted to do this to a pear?
Original Lyrics:
Have you ever wanted to disappear?
Fall Out Boy's, "20 Dollar Nose Bleed"
Misheard Lyrics:
Have you every wanted to disappear
And join a tiny stairway
And join a tiny stairway
Original Lyrics:
Have you ever wanted to disappear
And join a monastery
And join a monastery
Fall Out Boy's, "20 Dollar Nose Bleed"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna blow up Steven
Call me Mr. Benzedrine
Call me Mr. Benzedrine
Original Lyrics:
I wanna blow off steam, and
Call me Mr. Benzedrine
Call me Mr. Benzedrine
Fall Out Boy's, "20 Dollar Nose Bleed"
Misheard Lyrics:
It feels like forks and carrots, but no clarity
Original Lyrics:
It feels like fourteen karats, but no clarity.
Fall Out Boy's, "20 Dollar Nose Bleed"
Misheard Lyrics:
It feels like fourteen carrots, but no clementines
Original Lyrics:
It feels like fourteen karats, but no clarity.
Fall Out Boy's, "20 Dollar Nose Bleed"
Misheard Lyrics:
My pen's a dream.
My my my pens a dream (pens a dream) my pens a dream.
My my my pens a dream (pens a dream) my pens a dream.
Original Lyrics:
B-b-b-b Benzedrine,
My, my, my Benzedrine,
B-b-b-b Benzedrine now.
My, my, my Benzedrine,
B-b-b-b Benzedrine now.
Fall Out Boy's, "20 Dollar Nose Bleed"
Misheard Lyrics:
Send me to the gay factory
Original Lyrics:
Send me to the glue factory
Fall Out Boy's, "20 Dollar Nose Bleed"
Misheard Lyrics:
Singing vows before we chain smoke greed
Original Lyrics:
Singing vows before we exchange smoke rings
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