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Now I'm a pizza man; I don't want no stress.
Now I'm a peaceful man; I don't want no stress.
Features an introduction by Talib Kweli, and guest rapping by Sadat X.
I got a line in my pocket, and baby is ready to roll!
or
I got a nine in my pocket, and baby he's ready to roar
or
I got a nine in my pocket, and baby he's ready to roar
I've got a lion in my pocket, and baby he's ready to roar!
Mommy, why is everybody at the prom?
Mommy, why does everybody have a bomb?
Mummy, why does everybody have a bum?
Mummy, why does everybody have a bomb?
Anne Nightingale on Radio 1 proposed a party in 1999 because of this song, which had been reissued twice and charted each time.
Party lackin over dough
Don't bother knockin' on my door
So if I got a dime,
I'm gonna listen to my party tonight
So if I gotta die,
I'm gonna listen to my body tonight
So if you've got a dime,
come and listen to my body tonight
So if I'm gonna die,
I'm gonna listen to my body tonight
So it's thirty-seven-thousand-seven ninety ninety nine.
Two thousand-zero-zero party's over, oops, out of time.
They tried to run from my discussion
Trying to run from the destruction
2000 zero, zero, party over roofs out of time
or
Two thousand zero-zero party's over ruled! Out of time!
or
Two thousand-zero-zero by the over, route out of time.
or
Two thousand zero-zero, party ultimate, all the time
or
Two thousand zero zero, my deodorant's out of time
or
Two thousand zero zero, my deodorant's out of time
Two thousand-zero-zero party's over, oops out of time
Two thousand-zero-zero
Party's up, ooow outta time.
Two thousand-zero-zero
Party's over, oops, out of time.
Two-thousand-zero-zero, Party-opalypse, out of time
or
Two-thousand-zero-zero. The Apocalypse, out of time
or
Two-thousand-zero-zero. The Apocalypse, out of time
Two-thousand-zero-zero. Party over. Oops! Out of time
Two-thousand-zero-zero
Body over lips, outta time.
Two-thousand-zero-zero
Party over, oops, outta time.
Why does everybody have a bum?
Why does everybody have a bomb?
Why does everybody have a mom?
Why does everybody have a bomb?