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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for 12 Pains of Christmas that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Bob Rivers Comedy Corp.'s, "12 Pains of Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
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Original Lyrics:
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'Bob Rivers Comedy Corp.' is the actual name of the performing group; it even says so on the album cover.
Bob Rivers Comedy Corp.'s, "12 Pains of Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ripping out the lights
Original Lyrics:
Rigging all the lights
Bob Rivers Comedy Corp.'s, "12 Pains of Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
That's such a thing to me
Original Lyrics:
That's such a pain to me

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