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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Warren Zevon that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
There are 68 misheard song lyrics for Warren Zevon on amIright currently.
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"Accidentally Like a Martyr"
Misheard Lyrics:
The work gets worse and the hard gets harder
Original Lyrics:
The hurt gets worse and the heart gets harder
"Carmelita" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, I'm sittin' here playing Solitaire
With my purple, handy d***.
With my purple, handy d***.
Original Lyrics:
Well, I'm sittin' here playing Solitaire
With my pearl-handled deck.
With my pearl-handled deck.
"Excitable Boy"
Misheard Lyrics:
And he dug up her grave and filled her kids with her bones.
Original Lyrics:
And he dug up her grave and built a cage with her bones.
"Excitable Boy"
Misheard Lyrics:
And he dug up her grave
And filled a cage with her bones.
And filled a cage with her bones.
Original Lyrics:
And he dug up her grave
And built a cage with her bones.
And built a cage with her bones.
"Jungle Work" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a Lear Jet Swat Team and a Russian truck
It's the Ingram gun! take Jabba to the Hutt
It's the Ingram gun! take Jabba to the Hutt
Original Lyrics:
Lear jet S.W.A.T. team on a midnight run with the M16 and the Ingram gun
"Lawyers, Guns and Money"
Misheard Lyrics:
Send lawyers guns and money to the s***heads in Japan.
Original Lyrics:
Send lawyers guns and money, the s*** has hit the fan.
"Looking For The Next Best Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd appreciate the best
But I saw it ain't burlesque.
But I saw it ain't burlesque.
Original Lyrics:
I appreciate the best
But I'm settlin' for less.
But I'm settlin' for less.
"Raspberry Beret"
Misheard Lyrics:
Man, spherical man
Original Lyrics:
Raspberry beret
"Roland The Headless Thompson Gunner"
Misheard Lyrics:
Patty Hearst
Herman the Worst
Of 'Roland Thompson's Gun and Body'.
Herman the Worst
Of 'Roland Thompson's Gun and Body'.
Original Lyrics:
Patty Hearst
Heard the burst
Of Roland's Thompson gun, and bought it.
Heard the burst
Of Roland's Thompson gun, and bought it.
"Roland The Headless Thompson Gunner"
Misheard Lyrics:
Rolling the headless Thompson dinner
The son of a bitch dinner.
The son of a bitch dinner.
Original Lyrics:
Roland, the Headless Thompson Gunner
The son of a bitch Van Owen.
The son of a bitch Van Owen.
"The Factory"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't know much about amphetamine
Original Lyrics:
I don't know much about Kennedy
"Werewolves Of London"
Misheard Lyrics:
And his hair was purple
Original Lyrics:
And his hair was perfect
"Werewolves Of London"
Misheard Lyrics:
Aoooohhhhh, railroads of thunder!
Original Lyrics:
Aooooooohhhh, werewolves of London!
"Werewolves Of London"
Misheard Lyrics:
Aooooooohhhh, Werewolf Pneumonia
Original Lyrics:
Aooooooohhhh, werewolves of London
"Werewolves Of London"
Misheard Lyrics:
Aooooooohhhh, werewolves 'n thunder
Original Lyrics:
Aooooooohhhh, werewolves of London!
"Werewolves Of London"
Misheard Lyrics:
Aooooooohhhh, werewolves of thunder
Original Lyrics:
Aooooooohhhh, werewolves of London
"Werewolves Of London"
Misheard Lyrics:
Better stay away from him
He'll rip your lungs out, Jim
I'd like to meet Liz Taylor
He'll rip your lungs out, Jim
I'd like to meet Liz Taylor
Original Lyrics:
Better stay away from him
He'll rip your lungs out, Jim
I'd like to meet his tailor
He'll rip your lungs out, Jim
I'd like to meet his tailor
"Werewolves Of London"
Misheard Lyrics:
He was looking at a place called Leo F**ks
Going to get a bite of a big Dalmatian
or
He was looking for a space called Leo Cooks
Going to get a big bite of Big Chow Main
Going to get a bite of a big Dalmatian
or
He was looking for a space called Leo Cooks
Going to get a big bite of Big Chow Main
Original Lyrics:
He was looking for a place called Lee Ho Fook's
Going to get himself a big dish of beef chow mein
Going to get himself a big dish of beef chow mein
"Werewolves Of London"
Misheard Lyrics:
He was looking for a place called Peehole Flicks.
Original Lyrics:
He was looking for a place called Lee Ho Fook's.
"Werewolves Of London"
Misheard Lyrics:
He's the hairy handed gent who ran a muffin tent
Original Lyrics:
He's the hairy handed gent who ran amok in Kent
"Werewolves Of London"
Misheard Lyrics:
He's the hairy headed gent, who ran 'em up in Kent.
Original Lyrics:
He's the hairy handed gent, who ran amok in Kent.
"Werewolves Of London"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hear them howling around your kitchen door
Thirty-nine thirty-million
Thirty-nine thirty-million
Original Lyrics:
Hear them howling around your kitchen door
Better not let them in
Better not let them in
"Werewolves Of London"
Misheard Lyrics:
I saw a werewolf at a Chinese venue with his band.
Original Lyrics:
I saw a werewolf with a Chinese menu in his hand.
"Werewolves Of London"
Misheard Lyrics:
I saw a werewolf drinking a pina colada at Trigger Vick's
or
I saw a werewolf drinking a pina colada and trail mix
or
I saw a werewolf drinking a pina colada and trail mix
Original Lyrics:
I saw a werewolf drinking a pina colada at Trader Vick's
"Werewolves Of London"
Misheard Lyrics:
I saw a werewolf drinking a pina colada and trailer mix.
Original Lyrics:
I saw a werewolf drinking a pina colada at Trader Vick's.
"Werewolves Of London"
Misheard Lyrics:
I saw a werewolf with a Chinese menu in his hand.
Walking through the streets with some ho in the rain.
Walking through the streets with some ho in the rain.
Original Lyrics:
I saw a werewolf with a Chinese menu in his hand.
Walking through the streets of Soho in the rain.
Walking through the streets of Soho in the rain.
"Werewolves Of London"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd like to eat Liz Taylor.
Original Lyrics:
I'd like to meet his tailor.
"Werewolves Of London"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd like to meet James Taylor.
Original Lyrics:
I'd like to meet his tailor.
"Werewolves Of London"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd like to meet Liz Taylor.
or
And he's lookin' for James Taylor.
or
And he's lookin' for James Taylor.
Original Lyrics:
I'd like to meet his tailor.
"Werewolves Of London"
Misheard Lyrics:
Penis coloda at Trigger Dick's
Original Lyrics:
Pina colada at Trader Vic's
"Werewolves Of London"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pina colada tree mix
Original Lyrics:
Pina colada at Trader Vic's
"Werewolves Of London"
Misheard Lyrics:
Railroads of thunder
Original Lyrics:
Werewolves of London
"Werewolves Of London"
Misheard Lyrics:
There goes an onion.
Original Lyrics:
Werewolves of London
"Werewolves Of London"
Misheard Lyrics:
There goes the governor!
Original Lyrics:
Werewolves of London
"Werewolves Of London"
Misheard Lyrics:
There goes the onion.
Original Lyrics:
Werewolves of London
"Werewolves Of London"
Misheard Lyrics:
Warehouse of Wonder
Original Lyrics:
Werewolves of London
"Werewolves Of London"
Misheard Lyrics:
Werewolf's thunder.
Original Lyrics:
Werewolves of London.
"Werewolves Of London"
Misheard Lyrics:
Werewolves Of Thunder
Original Lyrics:
Werewolves of London
"Werewolves Of London"
Misheard Lyrics:
Werewolves a-thunderin'
Original Lyrics:
Werewolves of London
"Werewolves Of London"
Misheard Lyrics:
Werewolves abundant
Original Lyrics:
Werewolves of London
"Werewolves Of London"
Misheard Lyrics:
Werewolves and onions
Original Lyrics:
Werewolves of London
"Werewolves Of London"
Misheard Lyrics:
Werewolves have blundered
Original Lyrics:
Werewolves of London
"Werewolves Of London"
Misheard Lyrics:
Werewolves of thunder
Original Lyrics:
Werewolves of London
"Werewolves Of London"
Misheard Lyrics:
Werewolves of wonder
Original Lyrics:
Werewolves of London
"Werewolves Of London"
Misheard Lyrics:
Werewolves' blunder
Original Lyrics:
Werewolves of London
"Werewolves Of London"
Misheard Lyrics:
Where was that thunder?
Original Lyrics:
Werewolves of London
"Werewolves Of London"
Misheard Lyrics:
Where was the thunder?
Original Lyrics:
Werewolves of London
"Werewolves Of London"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wild worlds of wonder
Original Lyrics:
Werewolves of London
"Werewolves of London"
Misheard Lyrics:
Aoooohhhh, the way of the world is thunder!
Original Lyrics:
Aooooooohhhh, werewolves of London!
"Werewolves of London"
Misheard Lyrics:
Aoooooohhh, where was the lumber?
Original Lyrics:
Aooooooohhhh, werewolves of London
"Werewolves of London"
Misheard Lyrics:
Aooooooohhhh, werewolves and gunmen!
Original Lyrics:
Aooooooohhhh, werewolves of London!
"Werewolves of London"
Misheard Lyrics:
Aooooooohhhh, where rolls the thunder?
Original Lyrics:
Aooooooohhhh, werewolves of London!
"Werewolves of London"
Misheard Lyrics:
Aooooooohhhh, where was the blender?
Original Lyrics:
Aooooooohhhh, werewolves of London
"Werewolves of London"
Misheard Lyrics:
Brave hearts of London
Original Lyrics:
Werewolves of London
"Werewolves of London"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hairballs and onions
Original Lyrics:
Werewolves of London
"Werewolves of London"
Misheard Lyrics:
He was looking for a place called The Whole Foot
Original Lyrics:
He was looking for a place called Lee Ho Fook's.
"Werewolves of London"
Misheard Lyrics:
He's a very handy gent who ran a pub in Kent
Original Lyrics:
He's the hairy handed gent who ran amok in Kent
"Werewolves of London"
Misheard Lyrics:
I saw a werewolf drinking a pina colada trigger mix
Original Lyrics:
I saw a werewolf drinking a pina colada at Trader Vick's
"Werewolves of London"
Misheard Lyrics:
I saw a werewolf drinking a pink coloured lager at Trader Vick's
Original Lyrics:
I saw a werewolf drinking a pina colada at Trader Vick's
"Werewolves of London"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd like to meet Liz Taylor,
Original Lyrics:
I'd like to meet his tailor!
"Werewolves of London"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mailmen of London
Original Lyrics:
Werewolves of London
"Werewolves of London"
Misheard Lyrics:
Marriott of London
Original Lyrics:
Werewolves of London
"Werewolves of London"
Misheard Lyrics:
Railroads of London
Original Lyrics:
Werewolves of London
"Werewolves of London"
Misheard Lyrics:
Werewolves and walruses
Original Lyrics:
Werewolves of London
"Werewolves of London"
Misheard Lyrics:
Werewolves of onions
Original Lyrics:
Werewolves of London
"Werewolves of London"
Misheard Lyrics:
Whale loads of blubber
Original Lyrics:
Werewolves of London
"Werewolves of London"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wrinkles of London
Original Lyrics:
Werewolves of London
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