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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Zager & Evans that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 24 misheard song lyrics for Zager & Evans on amIright currently.

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"In The Year 2525"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ain't gonna let them tell the truth, tell no lies
Original Lyrics:
Ain't gonna need to tell the truth, tell no lie
"In The Year 2525"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ain't goona need the truth, terrorized.
Original Lyrics:
Ain't goona need the trurh, tell no lies.
"In The Year 2525"
Misheard Lyrics:
From the bottom of a long black Jew
Original Lyrics:
From the bottom of a long glass tube
"In The Year 2525"
Misheard Lyrics:
From the bottom of a long black tube
Original Lyrics:
From the bottom of a long glass tube
"In The Year 2525"
Misheard Lyrics:
He'll either save a place where man has been
Or tear it down and start again
Original Lyrics:
He'll either say 'I'm pleased where man has been'
Or tear it down and start again
"In The Year 2525"
Misheard Lyrics:
He's taken everything his homework can give
And he ain't put back nothin' yet.
Original Lyrics:
He's taken everything this old Earth can give
And he ain't put back nothin'.
"In The Year 2525"
Misheard Lyrics:
He's taken everything his shoulder can give
And he ain't but black nothin'.
Original Lyrics:
He's taken everything this old earth can give
And he ain't put back nothin'.
"In The Year 2525"
Misheard Lyrics:
In the ear beddy bye beddy bye
Original Lyrics:
In the year 2525
"In The Year 2525"
Misheard Lyrics:
In the year 2525
If man is still alive
If Walmart can survive
They may find....
Original Lyrics:
In the year 2525
If man is still alive
If woman can survive
They may find....
The name Walmart actually came into existence when this song was made
"In The Year 2525"
Misheard Lyrics:
In the year 2525
If man is still alive
If woman can survive
They may thrive.
Original Lyrics:
In the year 2525
If man is still alive
If woman can survive
They may find.
"In The Year 2525"
Misheard Lyrics:
They'll pick your sons, pick your daughters too
From the bottom of a long black joob.
Original Lyrics:
You'll pick your son, pick your daughter too
From the bottom of a long glass tube.
"In the Year 2525"
Misheard Lyrics:
He's taken everything the soldiers can give
And he ain't put back nothin'.
Original Lyrics:
He's taken everything this old Earth can give
And he ain't put back nothin'.
"In the Year 2525"
Misheard Lyrics:
If Mennen's still alive
Original Lyrics:
If man is still alive
Of course, Mennen ain't alive anymore...as a company, that is. Now it's part of Colgate-Palmolive.
"In the Year 2525"
Misheard Lyrics:
If Walter can survive
Original Lyrics:
If woman can survive
"In the Year 2525"
Misheard Lyrics:
In the year 2525
If man is still alive
If woman can survive
They make love.
Original Lyrics:
In the year 2525
If man is still alive
If woman can survive
They may find.
"In the Year 2525"
Misheard Lyrics:
In the year 9595
I'm tired of wandering, if man is gonna be alive
He's given everything this old man can give
And he ain't put back nominees
Oh no
Original Lyrics:
In the year 9595
I'm kinda wondering if man is gonna be alive
He's given everything this old earth can give
And he ain't put back nothing
Whoa-oa
"In the Year 2525"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pick your doctor too
Original Lyrics:
Pick your daughter too
"In the Year 2525"
Misheard Lyrics:
The man has tried a billion cheers
Original Lyrics:
Man has cried a billion tears
"In the Year 2525"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yes, it's time for the judgement day
Original Lyrics:
Guess it's time for the judgement day
"In the Year 2525"
Misheard Lyrics:
You'll pick your son, pick your daughter too From your bottom with a long black pube
Original Lyrics:
You'll pick your son, pick your daughter too From the bottom of a long black tube
"In the Year 2525"
Misheard Lyrics:
You'll pick your son, pick your daughter too,
From the father-mother long life zoo
Original Lyrics:
You'll pick your son, pick your daughter too,
From the bottom of a long glass tube
"In the Year 2525"
Misheard Lyrics:
You'll pick your son, pick your daughter too,
From your bottom with a long black poo
Original Lyrics:
You'll pick your son, pick your daughter too,
From the bottom of a long glass tube
"In the Year 2525"
Misheard Lyrics:
You'll pick your son, pick your daughter too
From the bottom of a long black poo
Original Lyrics:
You'll pick your son, pick your daughter too
From the bottom of a long black tube
"In the Year 2525"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your arms and your lips by your side
Original Lyrics:
Your arms hang limp by your side

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