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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Dwight Yoakam that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 26 misheard song lyrics for Dwight Yoakam on amIright currently.

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"A Thousand Miles From Nowhere" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I got heartaches in my pocket
I got pickles in my head.
Original Lyrics:
I got heartaches in my pocket
I got echoes in my head.
"A Thousand Miles From Nowhere" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I got pickles in my head
Original Lyrics:
I got echoes in my head
"A Thousand Miles From Nowhere" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got hard eggs in my pocket
I've got pickles in my hair.
Original Lyrics:
i've got heartaches in my pockets
I've got echoes in my head.
"A Thousand Miles From Nowhere" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got heartache in my pocket
I've got pickles in my head.
Original Lyrics:
I've got heartache in my pocket
I've got nickels in my head.
"A Thousand Miles From Nowhere" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got heartaches by the numbers,
I've got pickles in my hair
Original Lyrics:
I've got heartaches by the numbers,
I've got visions in my head
"A Thousand Miles From Nowhere" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got nickels in my head.
Original Lyrics:
I've got echoes in my head.
"A Thousand Miles From Nowhere" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got pickles in my eggs.
Original Lyrics:
I've got echoes in my head.
"A Thousand Miles From Nowhere" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got pickles in my hair.
Original Lyrics:
I've got echos in my head.
"A Thousand Miles From Nowhere" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got pickles in my hair
Original Lyrics:
I've got echos in my head
"A Thousand Miles From Nowhere" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got pickles in my head.
Original Lyrics:
I got echoes in my head.
"A Thousand Miles From Nowhere" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got pickles in my head.
Original Lyrics:
I've got echos in my head.
"A Thousand Miles From Nowhere" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got pickles in my head
Original Lyrics:
I've got echoes in my head
"Ain't That Lonely Yet" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Walter was a spider in my bed.
Original Lyrics:
Now once there was this spider in my bed.
"Ain't That Lonely Yet" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Walter was a spider in my bed.
Original Lyrics:
Now once there was this spider in my bed.
"Back Of Your Hand"
Misheard Lyrics:
Why are all my colors painted brown?
Original Lyrics:
Why are all my colors faded brown?
"Fast As You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Aaww, sookie!
Original Lyrics:
Aaww, suck it!
Originally used by Ted Nugent in 'Free For All'.
"Fast As You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Aaww, suitcase!
Original Lyrics:
Aaww, sooky!
"Fast As You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Aw, f*** it!
Original Lyrics:
Aaww, suck it!
"Fast As You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Awe, suck it!
Original Lyrics:
Ah, sookie!
"Ah, sookie" ... a standard Rock music exclamation. See "Sookie, Sookie" By Steppenwolf 1968
"Fast As You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Maybe I'll play cards and be as fast as you
Original Lyrics:
Maybe I'll break hearts and be as fast as you
"Fast As You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The razor that Schick made
Finally nicked me
Cut open my knees
Original Lyrics:
The pain that shaked me
Finally made me
Get up off of my knees
"Honkey Tonk Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Well I'm a honkey tonk man in a hayseed style.
Original Lyrics:
Well I'm a honkey tonk man and I can't seem to stop.
"I Sang Dixie" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Bottle had a rattle tin
Of all it's rebel pride.
Original Lyrics:
The bottle had robbed him
Of all his rebel pride.
"I'm Bad, I'm Nationwide" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Gir, I'm bad, I'm bada** and white.
Original Lyrics:
Girl, I'm bad, I'm nationwide.
"It Only Hurts When I Cry" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I do the two-step when I lie.
Original Lyrics:
I tell the truth, 'cept when I lie.
"Streets of Bakersfield" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I walked a three-acre field.
Original Lyrics:
On the streets of Bakersfield

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