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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Wings that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 77 misheard song lyrics for Wings on amIright currently.

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"Band On The Run" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Man on the run.
Original Lyrics:
Band on the run
Editor's note: For additional mishearings of this song, please see entries under 'Paul McCartney & Wings', since that's how Paul officially released it.
"C Moon"
Misheard Lyrics:
Poppy lived with Penny
She could tell a number that he thought.
Original Lyrics:
Bobby lived with Patty
She could tell her lover that he thought.
"C Moon"
Misheard Lyrics:
Seagoon
Original Lyrics:
C Moon
BBC Radio 1 always played this as the other side, 'Hi Hi Hi', was banned. They'd misheard 'polygon' as 'body gun' on that - fearing sexual references in primetime!
"C Moon"
Misheard Lyrics:
Semen
Original Lyrics:
C Moon
"Getting Closer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I seldom matter
Original Lyrics:
My salamander
"Helen Wheels"
Misheard Lyrics:
Heavy yellow wheels
Original Lyrics:
Helen, Hell on wheels
"Helen Wheels"
Misheard Lyrics:
Heavy, heavy wheels
Original Lyrics:
Helen hell on wheels
"Helen Wheels"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yellow, Yellow Weo
Original Lyrics:
Helen, Hell on wheels
"Hi Hi Hi"
Misheard Lyrics:
I want you to lie on the bed get you ready for my body gun
Original Lyrics:
I want you to lie on the bed get you ready for my polygon
"Get you ready for my polygon" part was what McCartney told the censors the lyrics were when they accused him of sexual references. They still banned it.
"Hi Hi Hi"
Misheard Lyrics:
I want you to lie on the bed get you ready for my honey gun
Original Lyrics:
I want you to lie on the bed get you ready for my polygon
"Hi, Hi, Hi"
Misheard Lyrics:
I want you to lie on the bed get you ready for my bodyguard
Original Lyrics:
I want you to lie on the bed get you ready for my polygon
"Jet"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jeff
Original Lyrics:
Jet
"Let 'Em In"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just a Suzie, Mother John
Martin Luther, Bill and Dom
Original Lyrics:
Sister Suzie, Brother John
Martin Luther, Phil and Don
"Let 'Em In"
Misheard Lyrics:
Martin luther, phil and don, Brother michael, andy gibb
Original Lyrics:
Martin luther, phil and don, Brother michael, auntie gin,
"Let 'Em In"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sister Suzie, Brother John
Martin Luther, was a moolinyon.
Original Lyrics:
Sister Suzie, Brother John
Martin Luther, Phil and Don
"Let 'Em In"
Misheard Lyrics:
Someone's knockin' at the door
Somebody's ringin' the bell
Two weeks later
Open the door and let'em in.
Original Lyrics:
Someone's knockin' at the door
Somebody's ringin' the bell
Do me a favor
Open the door and let'em in.
"Let 'Em In"
Misheard Lyrics:
Uncle Annie, Auntie Jim
or
Uncle Albert, Auntie Jim
or
Uncle Albert, Auntie Jim
Original Lyrics:
Uncle Ernie, Auntie Jin
"Let 'Em In"
Misheard Lyrics:
Uncle Arnie, Auntie Lynn
Original Lyrics:
Uncle Ernie, Auntie Jen
"Let 'Em In"
Misheard Lyrics:
Uncle Ernie, Uncle Inn
Original Lyrics:
Uncle Ernie, Uncle Ian
"Let 'Em In"
Misheard Lyrics:
Uncle Ernie, antigen
Original Lyrics:
Uncle Ernie, Auntie Jen
"Let 'Em In"
Misheard Lyrics:
Uncle Ernie, oxygen
Original Lyrics:
Uncle Ernie, Auntie Jen
"Let 'Em In"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wistful Susan, Father John
Other Michaels, Fillin' Dong
Original Lyrics:
Sister Susan, Brother John
Father Michael, Phil and Don
"Let 'Em In"
Misheard Lyrics:
do me a favor open the door. n kick his ass.
Original Lyrics:
Do me a favor
Open the door and let'em in.
"Let 'em In"
Misheard Lyrics:
Uncle Ernie, Antigen
Original Lyrics:
Uncle Ernie, Auntie Jen
"Listen To What The Man Said" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So don't you listen to the Mansons
Original Lyrics:
So won't you listen to what the man said
"Listen to What the Man Said" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So won't you listen to what your Nan said
Original Lyrics:
So won't you listen to what the man said
"Live And Let Die" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Little red dye
Original Lyrics:
Live and let die
"Live And Let Die" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Liver-man died.
Original Lyrics:
Live and let die.
"Mull Of Kintire"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bollicking tired
Original Lyrics:
Mull of Kintyre
"Mull Of Kintire"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mulligan's tyre
Original Lyrics:
Mull of Kintyre
"Mull Of Kintyre"
Misheard Lyrics:
At Canadian Tire
Original Lyrics:
The Mull of Kintyre
"Mull Of Kintyre"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bald lookin' tire
Original Lyrics:
Mull of Kintyre
Editor's note: Of course Paul McCartney contributed to this song, but it was credited as by just Wings, rather than Paul McCartney and Wings.
"Mull Of Kintyre"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bollockin' tide
Original Lyrics:
Mull of Kintyre
"Mull Of Kintyre"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bollocking child
Original Lyrics:
Mull of Kintyre
"Mull Of Kintyre"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bollocking tide
Original Lyrics:
Mull of Kintyre
Song was released by the band Wings under exactly that name. (Not Paul McCartney & Wings nor just Paul McCartney himself, although he did primarily write the song.)
"Mull Of Kintyre"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bollocking time
Original Lyrics:
Mull of kintyre
"Mull Of Kintyre"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hurricane hire
Original Lyrics:
Mull of Kintyre
"Mull Of Kintyre"
Misheard Lyrics:
Isle of Kintyre
Oh, we're strolling in from the sea.
Original Lyrics:
Mull of Kintyre
Oh, mist rolling in from the sea.
"Mull Of Kintyre"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ma lookin' tired
Original Lyrics:
Mull of Kintyre
"Mull Of Kintyre"
Misheard Lyrics:
Malt of Kentucky
Original Lyrics:
Mull of Kintyre
"Mull Of Kintyre"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mull of Kintyre,
oh mince rolling in from the sea
Original Lyrics:
Mull of Kintyre,
oh mist rolling in from the sea
"Mull Of Kintyre"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mull of Kintyre
Oh, swift rolling entropy, see?
Original Lyrics:
Mull of Kintyre
Oh, mist rolling in from the sea.
"Mull Of Kintyre"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mull of Kintyre
The misery and the disease
Original Lyrics:
Mull of Kintyre
The mist rolling in from the sea
"Mull Of Kintyre"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mullicking Time
Original Lyrics:
Mull of Kintyre
"Mull Of Kintyre"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mulligan's choir
Original Lyrics:
Mull of Kintyre
"Mull Of Kintyre"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mulligan's tyre
Old mince rolling in from the sea.
Original Lyrics:
Mull of Kintyre
Oh, mist rolling in from the sea.
"Mull Of Kintyre"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mullocking tyre
Original Lyrics:
Mull of Kintyre
"Mull Of Kintyre"
Misheard Lyrics:
My leaking tyre
Original Lyrics:
Mull of Kintyre
"Mull Of Kintyre"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh me strolling in from the sea
Original Lyrics:
Oh mist rolling in from the sea
"Mull Of Kintyre"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take me home cos I'm bollocking tired
Original Lyrics:
Take me home to the Mull of Kintyre
"Mull of Kintyre"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mull of Kintyre
Old minstrel again from the sea
Original Lyrics:
Mull of Kintyre
Oh, mist rolling in from the sea.
"Mull of Kintyre"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mullet of time
Oh fish rising up from the sea my desire is always to be here
Oh Mullet of time
Original Lyrics:
Mull of Kintyre
Oh mist rolling in from the sea my desire is always to be here
Oh mull of Kintyre
"Mull of Kintyre"
Misheard Lyrics:
The moll of Kintyre
Original Lyrics:
The Mull of Kintyre
"My Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
And when the carpets bare
I'll still find something there
With my love.
Original Lyrics:
And when the cupboard's bare
I'll still find something there
With my love.
"My Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
My love, Desi cool
Original Lyrics:
My love does it good
"My Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Over water, over water
Original Lyrics:
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa
"Silly Love Songs" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Now catch.
Original Lyrics:
Now, can't you see?
"Silly Love Songs" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You'd think the Beatles would have had enough of silly love songs
or
You'd think that Beatle would have had enough of silly love songs
Original Lyrics:
You'd think that people would have had enough of silly love songs
"Uncle Albert/Admiral Halsey"
Misheard Lyrics:
Admiral Halsey come to fight me
Original Lyrics:
Admiral Halsey notified me
"Uncle Albert/Admiral Halsey"
Misheard Lyrics:
Admiral Halsey looked just like me
He had to have a bath or he couldn't get to sleep
Original Lyrics:
Admiral Halsey notified me
He had to have a berth or he couldn't get to sea
"Uncle Albert/Admiral Halsey"
Misheard Lyrics:
Admiral Halsey loved to fight me
He had to have a buzz or he couldn't get to sleep
Original Lyrics:
Admiral Halsey notified me
He had to have a berth or he couldn't get to sea
"Uncle Albert/Admiral Halsey"
Misheard Lyrics:
Admiral Halsey notified me
He had to have a bath or he couldn't get to sea
I had another milk and I had a cup of tea and butterpie
Original Lyrics:
Admiral Halsey notified me
He had to have a berth or he couldn't get to sea
I had another look and I had a cup of tea and butterpie
"Uncle Albert/Admiral Halsey"
Misheard Lyrics:
Admiral Halsey notified me
He had to have a berth or he couldn't get to sea
I had another look and I had a cup of tea
And a butterfly Butterfly?
The critter wouldn't melt so they put it in a pie
Original Lyrics:
Admiral Halsey notified me
He had to have a berth or he couldn't get to sea
I had another look and I had a cup of tea
And a butter pie Butter pie?
The butter wouldn't melt so they put it in a pie
"Uncle Albert/Admiral Halsey"
Misheard Lyrics:
Admiral Halsey notified me;
He had to have a buzz or he couldn't get to sleep.
So he had another drink, and I had a cup of tea....and a butterfly.
Original Lyrics:
Admiral Halsey notified me,
He had to have a berth or he couldn't get to sea.
I had another look and I had a cup of tea and butter pie.
"Uncle Albert/Admiral Halsey"
Misheard Lyrics:
Admiral Halsey notified me
He had to have a bath or he couldn't get to sleep
Original Lyrics:
Admiral Halsey notified me
He had to have a berth or he couldn't get to sea
"Uncle Albert/Admiral Halsey"
Misheard Lyrics:
Air's across the water (water),
Air's across the sky
Original Lyrics:
Hands across the water (water)
heads across the sky
"Uncle Albert/Admiral Halsey"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I believe I'm gonna rain
Original Lyrics:
And I believe it's gonna rain
"Uncle Albert/Admiral Halsey"
Misheard Lyrics:
C-c-c-cunn, c-c-c-cun.
Original Lyrics:
(Instrumental that sounds like it.)
"Uncle Albert/Admiral Halsey"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dare to cross the water(water) Dare to cross the sky
Original Lyrics:
Hands across the water (water) heads across the sky
"Uncle Albert/Admiral Halsey"
Misheard Lyrics:
Get your feet up off the ground,
there's a little cat around
Original Lyrics:
Get your feet up off the ground,
live a little, get around
"Uncle Albert/Admiral Halsey"
Misheard Lyrics:
Get your feet up off the ground
With a little bit of Mounds.
Original Lyrics:
Get your feet up off the ground
Live a little, get around.
"With A Little Luck"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't you feel the town is floating?
Original Lyrics:
Can't you feel the town exploding?
"With A Little Luck"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't you feel my comma is exploding?
Original Lyrics:
Don't you feel the comet exploding?
"With A Little Luck"
Misheard Lyrics:
F****ts in the shower
Original Lyrics:
Rocketing skywards
"With A Little Luck"
Misheard Lyrics:
The willow turns his back on in clever weather
Original Lyrics:
The willow turns his back on inclement weather
"With A Little Luck"
Misheard Lyrics:
With a little f***, we can help it out
We can make this whole damn thing work out.
Original Lyrics:
With a little luck, we can help it out
We can make this whole damn thing work out.

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