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"Band On The Run"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ants on the rug
Original Lyrics:
Band on the run
"Band On The Run"
Misheard Lyrics:
If I ever get out of here
Going give it all away
To extra charity
All I need is to find a way.
Going give it all away
To extra charity
All I need is to find a way.
Original Lyrics:
If I ever get out of here
Thought of giving it all away
To a registered charity
All I need is a pint a day.
Thought of giving it all away
To a registered charity
All I need is a pint a day.
"Band On The Run"
Misheard Lyrics:
If I ever get out of here
Gonna give it all away
To a registered charity
All I need is a fine today.
Gonna give it all away
To a registered charity
All I need is a fine today.
Original Lyrics:
If I ever get out of here
Thought of giving it all away
To a registered charity
All I need is a pint a day.
Thought of giving it all away
To a registered charity
All I need is a pint a day.
"Band On The Run"
Misheard Lyrics:
Man on the rug.
Original Lyrics:
Band on the run.
"Band On The Run"
Misheard Lyrics:
Man on the run.
Original Lyrics:
Band on the run
"Band On The Run"
Misheard Lyrics:
Man on the run
Original Lyrics:
Band on the run
"Band On The Run"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pants on your bum
Original Lyrics:
Band on the run
"Band On The Run"
Misheard Lyrics:
Seeing no one left a gun.
Original Lyrics:
Seeing no one else had come.
"Band On The Run"
Misheard Lyrics:
The first one said to the second bear
'I hope you're having fun.'
'I hope you're having fun.'
Original Lyrics:
The first one said to the second one there
'I hope you're having fun.'
'I hope you're having fun.'
"Band On The Run"
Misheard Lyrics:
Thought of giving it all away
Durex to charity.
Durex to charity.
Original Lyrics:
Thought of giving it all away
To a registered charity.
To a registered charity.
"Band on the Run"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bang on the drum
Original Lyrics:
Band on the run
"Band on the Run"
Misheard Lyrics:
Buns on the run, buns on the run
Original Lyrics:
Band on the run, band on the run
"Band on the Run"
Misheard Lyrics:
If I ever get out of here
Gonna give it all away
Too rich for charity
All I need is a pint a day
Gonna give it all away
Too rich for charity
All I need is a pint a day
Original Lyrics:
If I ever get out of here
Thought of giving it all away
To a registered charity
All I need is a pint a day
Thought of giving it all away
To a registered charity
All I need is a pint a day
"Band on the Run"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sand on the rug
or
Bang on the rug
or
Man on the run
or
Man on the run
Original Lyrics:
Band on the run
"Band on the Run"
Misheard Lyrics:
Stand on the rug
Original Lyrics:
Band on the run
"C Moon"
Misheard Lyrics:
Poppy lived with Penny
She could tell a number that he thought.
She could tell a number that he thought.
Original Lyrics:
Bobby lived with Patty
She could tell her lover that he thought.
She could tell her lover that he thought.
"C Moon"
Misheard Lyrics:
Seagoon
Original Lyrics:
C Moon
BBC Radio 1 always played this as the other side, 'Hi Hi Hi', was banned. They'd misheard 'polygon' as 'body gun' on that - fearing sexual references in primetime!
"Coming Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
Scummy Love
Original Lyrics:
Coming Up
"Getting Closer"
Misheard Lyrics:
I seldom matter
Original Lyrics:
My salamander
"Helen Wheels"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yellow, Yellow Weo
Original Lyrics:
Helen, Hell on wheels
"Hi Hi Hi"
Misheard Lyrics:
I want you to lie on the bed get you ready for my body gun
Original Lyrics:
I want you to lie on the bed get you ready for my polygon
"Get you ready for my polygon" part was what McCartney told the censors the lyrics were when they accused him of sexual references. They still banned it.
"Jet"
Misheard Lyrics:
And Jet, I thought the only lonely face was on the moon
Original Lyrics:
And Jet, I thought the only lonely place was on the moon
"Jet"
Misheard Lyrics:
And Jet
I thought the major wasn't related -so for a Jet!
I thought the major wasn't related -so for a Jet!
Original Lyrics:
And Jet
I thought the major was a little lady suffragette.
I thought the major was a little lady suffragette.
"Jet"
Misheard Lyrics:
And jet
I thought the major was sir a lady, so for a jet.
I thought the major was sir a lady, so for a jet.
Original Lyrics:
And Jet
I thought the major was a little lady suffragette.
I thought the major was a little lady suffragette.
"Jet"
Misheard Lyrics:
Chair!
Original Lyrics:
Jet!
"Jet"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can almost remember a thousand races
Original Lyrics:
I can almost remember their funny faces
"Jet"
Misheard Lyrics:
I thought the Major
Was a real lady, suffer again.
Was a real lady, suffer again.
Original Lyrics:
I thought the Major
Was a little lady suffragette.
Was a little lady suffragette.
"Jet"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll mate her,
want jet to always love me
want jet to always love me
Original Lyrics:
Ah mater,
want jet to always love me
want jet to always love me
"Jet"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jacks!
or
Jazz!
or
Jazz!
Original Lyrics:
Jet!
"Jet"
Misheard Lyrics:
S***
Original Lyrics:
Jet
"Junior's Farm"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ah, you should have seen me with the polka band,
I had a honey and I met her grand
I had a honey and I met her grand
Original Lyrics:
Ah, you should have seen me with the poker man,
I had a honey and I bet a grand
I had a honey and I bet a grand
"Let 'Em In"
Misheard Lyrics:
Uncle Annie, Auntie Jim
or
Uncle Albert, Auntie Jim
or
Uncle Albert, Auntie Jim
Original Lyrics:
Uncle Ernie, Auntie Jin
"Let 'Em In"
Misheard Lyrics:
Uncle Arnie, Auntie Lynn
Original Lyrics:
Uncle Ernie, Auntie Jen
"Let 'Em In"
Misheard Lyrics:
Uncle Ernie, Uncle Inn
Original Lyrics:
Uncle Ernie, Uncle Ian
"Let 'Em In"
Misheard Lyrics:
Uncle Ernie, antigen
Original Lyrics:
Uncle Ernie, Auntie Jen
"Let 'Em In"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wistful Susan, Father John
Other Michaels, Fillin' Dong
Other Michaels, Fillin' Dong
Original Lyrics:
Sister Susan, Brother John
Father Michael, Phil and Don
Father Michael, Phil and Don
"Listen To What The Man Said"
Misheard Lyrics:
So don't you listen to the Mansons
Original Lyrics:
So won't you listen to what the man said
"Live And Let Die"
Misheard Lyrics:
But in this ever-changing world in which we live in
Original Lyrics:
But if this ever-changing world in which we're livin'
"Live And Let Die"
Misheard Lyrics:
Little men die
Original Lyrics:
Live and let die
"Live And Let Die"
Misheard Lyrics:
Little red dye
Original Lyrics:
Live and let die
"Live And Let Die"
Misheard Lyrics:
Liver-man died.
Original Lyrics:
Live and let die.
"Mull Of Kintire"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bollicking tired
Original Lyrics:
Mull of Kintyre
"Mull Of Kintire"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mulligan's tyre
Original Lyrics:
Mull of Kintyre
"Mull Of Kintyre"
Misheard Lyrics:
At Canadian Tire
Original Lyrics:
The Mull of Kintyre
"Mull Of Kintyre"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bald lookin' tire
Original Lyrics:
Mull of Kintyre
Of course Paul McCartney contributed to this song, but it was credited as by Wings, rather than Paul McCartney and Wings.
"Mull Of Kintyre"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bollockin' tide
Original Lyrics:
Mull of Kintyre
"Mull Of Kintyre"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bollocking child
Original Lyrics:
Mull of Kintyre
"Mull Of Kintyre"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bollocking time
Original Lyrics:
Mull of kintyre
"Mull Of Kintyre"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hurricane hire
Original Lyrics:
Mull of Kintyre
"Mull Of Kintyre"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ma lookin' tired
Original Lyrics:
Mull of Kintyre
"Mull Of Kintyre"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mull of Kintyre
The misery and the disease
The misery and the disease
Original Lyrics:
Mull of Kintyre
The mist rolling in from the sea
The mist rolling in from the sea
"Mull Of Kintyre"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mulligan's choir
Original Lyrics:
Mull of Kintyre
"Mull Of Kintyre"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mullocking tyre
Original Lyrics:
Mull of Kintyre
"Mull Of Kintyre"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh me strolling in from the sea
Original Lyrics:
Oh mist rolling in from the sea
"Mull Of Kintyre"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take me home cos I'm bollocking tired
Original Lyrics:
Take me home to the Mull of Kintyre
"Mull of Kintyre"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mull of Kintyre,
oh mince rolling in from the sea
oh mince rolling in from the sea
Original Lyrics:
Mull of Kintyre,
oh mist rolling in from the sea
oh mist rolling in from the sea
"My Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
And when the carpets bare
I'll still find something there
With my love.
I'll still find something there
With my love.
Original Lyrics:
And when the cupboard's bare
I'll still find something there
With my love.
I'll still find something there
With my love.
"My Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
My love, Desi cool
Original Lyrics:
My love does it good
"My Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Over water, over water
Original Lyrics:
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa
"Silly Love Songs"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now catch.
Original Lyrics:
Now, can't you see?
"Uncle Albert/Admiral Halsey"
Misheard Lyrics:
Admiral Halsey come to fight me
Original Lyrics:
Admiral Halsey notified me
"Uncle Albert/Admiral Halsey"
Misheard Lyrics:
Admiral Halsey looked just like me
He had to have a bath or he couldn't get to sleep
He had to have a bath or he couldn't get to sleep
Original Lyrics:
Admiral Halsey notified me
He had to have a berth or he couldn't get to sea
He had to have a berth or he couldn't get to sea
"Uncle Albert/Admiral Halsey"
Misheard Lyrics:
Admiral Halsey loved to fight me
He had to have a buzz or he couldn't get to sleep
He had to have a buzz or he couldn't get to sleep
Original Lyrics:
Admiral Halsey notified me
He had to have a berth or he couldn't get to sea
He had to have a berth or he couldn't get to sea
"Uncle Albert/Admiral Halsey"
Misheard Lyrics:
Admiral Halsey notified me
He had to have a bath or he couldn't get to sea
I had another milk and I had a cup of tea and butterpie
He had to have a bath or he couldn't get to sea
I had another milk and I had a cup of tea and butterpie
Original Lyrics:
Admiral Halsey notified me
He had to have a berth or he couldn't get to sea
I had another look and I had a cup of tea and butterpie
He had to have a berth or he couldn't get to sea
I had another look and I had a cup of tea and butterpie
"Uncle Albert/Admiral Halsey"
Misheard Lyrics:
Admiral Halsey notified me
He had to have a berth or he couldn't get to sea
I had another look and I had a cup of tea
And a butterfly Butterfly?
The critter wouldn't melt so they put it in a pie
He had to have a berth or he couldn't get to sea
I had another look and I had a cup of tea
And a butterfly Butterfly?
The critter wouldn't melt so they put it in a pie
Original Lyrics:
Admiral Halsey notified me
He had to have a berth or he couldn't get to sea
I had another look and I had a cup of tea
And a butter pie Butter pie?
The butter wouldn't melt so they put it in a pie
He had to have a berth or he couldn't get to sea
I had another look and I had a cup of tea
And a butter pie Butter pie?
The butter wouldn't melt so they put it in a pie
"Uncle Albert/Admiral Halsey"
Misheard Lyrics:
Admiral Halsey notified me
He had to have a bath or he couldn't get to sleep
He had to have a bath or he couldn't get to sleep
Original Lyrics:
Admiral Halsey notified me
He had to have a berth or he couldn't get to sea
He had to have a berth or he couldn't get to sea
"Uncle Albert/Admiral Halsey"
Misheard Lyrics:
Air's across the water (water),
Air's across the sky
Air's across the sky
Original Lyrics:
Hands across the water (water)
heads across the sky
heads across the sky
"Uncle Albert/Admiral Halsey"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I believe I'm gonna rain
Original Lyrics:
And I believe it's gonna rain
"Uncle Albert/Admiral Halsey"
Misheard Lyrics:
C-c-c-cunn, c-c-c-cun.
Original Lyrics:
(Instrumental that sounds like it.)
"Uncle Albert/Admiral Halsey"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dare to cross the water(water) Dare to cross the sky
Original Lyrics:
Hands across the water (water) heads across the sky
"Uncle Albert/Admiral Halsey"
Misheard Lyrics:
Get your feet up off the ground,
there's a little cat around
there's a little cat around
Original Lyrics:
Get your feet up off the ground,
live a little, get around
live a little, get around
"Uncle Albert/Admiral Halsey"
Misheard Lyrics:
Get your feet up off the ground
With a little bit of Mounds.
With a little bit of Mounds.
Original Lyrics:
Get your feet up off the ground
Live a little, get around.
Live a little, get around.
"With A Little Luck"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't you feel my comma is exploding?
Original Lyrics:
Don't you feel the comet exploding?
"With A Little Luck"
Misheard Lyrics:
F****** in the shower
Original Lyrics:
Rocketing skywards
"With A Little Luck"
Misheard Lyrics:
The willow turns his back on in clever weather
Original Lyrics:
The willow turns his back on inclement weather
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