Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> W -> Dar Williams

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There are 13 misheard song lyrics for Dar Williams on amIright currently.

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"Alleluia"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't be like me forever, you'll forever stoop.
Original Lyrics:
Don't be like me, forever young, forever stupid.
"Alleluia"
Misheard Lyrics:
So I try to stavage leakey.
Original Lyrics:
So I try to stop each new kid.
"Alleluia"
Misheard Lyrics:
Technicolour loo? I want a technicolour green!
Original Lyrics:
Technicolor luau all on technicolor green
"Alleluia"
Misheard Lyrics:
There there was my chance to hear her saying nasty things.
Original Lyrics:
Leather boots magenta hair and saying nasty things.
"Alleluia"
Misheard Lyrics:
This cryptofascist mania, it's in the cafeteria
Yes, she said, that's right... But I like the cafeteria.
Original Lyrics:
It's crypto-fascist mania it's silicon deliria
Yeah, she said, you're right, but I like the cafeteria.
"Are You Out There?"
Misheard Lyrics:
You always played 'Imagine,'
Kind of vision grunging bands
Original Lyrics:
You always played the madman poets
Vinyl vision grungy bands
"As Cool As I Am"
Misheard Lyrics:
..Like your owner
Just because she bought the time
And you turn to me, you say,
'You whore, I'm not threatened.'
Original Lyrics:
...Like you own her
Just because you bought the time
And you turn to me, you say,
'You hope I'm not threatened.'
"As Cool As I Am"
Misheard Lyrics:
I will not be afraid of swimming
I will not be afraid of swimming.
Original Lyrics:
I will not be afraid of women
I will not be afraid of women.
"Farewell To The Old Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Surrender to the Oral B.
Original Lyrics:
So farewell to the old me.
"Southern California Wants To Be Western New York"
Misheard Lyrics:
The waitresses, the black waitresses
Who want to leave for the West Coast.
Original Lyrics:
The waitresses look like waitresses
Who want to leave for the West Coast.
"What Do You Hear in These Sounds?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Where does the arrow point to? Her demented noses.
Original Lyrics:
Where does the arrow point to? Who invented roses?
"When I Was A Boy"
Misheard Lyrics:
STD's
Original Lyrics:
Dusty knees
"When Sal's Burned Down"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you toss around some words
You might say that Sal was carrying a torch or the mop
But the mop's gone, too.
Original Lyrics:
If you toss around some words
You might say that Sal was carrying a torch for the mob
But the mob's gone, too.

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My Better Self album at Amazon.com
The Beauty of the Rain album at Amazon.com
Cry, Cry, Cry album at Amazon.com
Mortal City album at Amazon.com
End of the Summer album at Amazon.com
The Green World album at Amazon.com
Honesty Room album at Amazon.com
Out There Live album at Amazon.com
 
 
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