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Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> W -> Andy Williams

Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Andy Williams that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 19 misheard song lyrics for Andy Williams on amIright currently.

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"Can't Get Used To Losing You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll find some crowded avenue
Though it will be empty when I do.
Original Lyrics:
I'll find some crowded avenue
Though it will be empty without you.
"Can't Get Used To Losing You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Who'll wear my kitten? Only me.
Original Lyrics:
Who am I kidding? Only me.
"Christmas Present" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Children's eyes are white to see
Original Lyrics:
Children's eyes are wide to see
"Happy Heart" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's my hat behind your ear.
Original Lyrics:
It's my happy heart you hear.
"It's The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There'll be much mistletoeing
And hearts overflowing
Original Lyrics:
There'll be much mistletoeing
And hearts will be glowing
"It's The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There'll be parties for Holsteins
Marshmallows for Tolkien.
Original Lyrics:
There'll be parties for hosting
Marshmallows for toasting.
"It's The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There'll be parties for hosting
Marshmallows for toasting.
And Carolyn out in the snow.
Original Lyrics:
There'll be parties for hosting
Marshmallows for toasting.
And carolin' out in the snow.
"It's The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There'll be potties for hosting
Marcela is toasting.
Original Lyrics:
There'll be parties for hosting
Marshmallows for roasting.
This is NOT a 'Traditional' song. It was written in 1963 by songwriters Eddie Pola and George Wyle. Andy Williams performed the very first recorded version of it that same year, and different musicians have recorded their own versions of it over the years.
"It's The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
With the kids jingle belling
And everyone smelling of beer and good cheer!
Original Lyrics:
With the kids jingle belling
And everyone telling you, 'Be of good cheer!'
"It's The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
With those hollow, degrading
All-gay orgy meetings.
Original Lyrics:
With those holiday greetings
And gay happy meetings
"Love Is Blue (L'amour Et Bleu)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Blue, blue, my love is blue
Original Lyrics:
Blue, blue, my world is blue
"Moon River" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Dew drifters, off to see the world
Original Lyrics:
Two drifters, off to see the world
"Moon River" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Moon River, wider than a mile,
I'm crossing you in Styal some day
Original Lyrics:
Moon River, wider than a mile,
I'm crossing you in style some day
Styal is a village not far from where I grew up. It makes just as much sense.
"Moon River" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Tube drifters, off to see the world
Original Lyrics:
Two drifters, off to see the world
"Speak Softly, Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I feel your wounds
The tender trembling moments start.
or
I fill your worlds
The tender trembling moments start.
Original Lyrics:
I feel your words
The tender trembling moments start.
"The Bilbao Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
That old Bill Bauer moon
Original Lyrics:
That old Bilbao moon
"The Bilbao Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
That old Bill's bowel movement
Original Lyrics:
That old Bilbao moon
"The Bilbao Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
That old big ballroom
Original Lyrics:
That old Bilbao Moon
"The Days Of Wine And Roses"
Misheard Lyrics:
The days of whinin' roses
Original Lyrics:
The days of wine and roses

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