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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Wiggles that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 35 misheard song lyrics for Wiggles on amIright currently.

"Can You"
Misheard Lyrics:
I need porn, your fingers and penises
Original Lyrics:
Can you point your fingers and do the twist?
"Captain Feathersword" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Captain Feathersword, he hates weeds in his flower bed.
Original Lyrics:
Captain Feathersword, he loves to dance.
"Captain Feathersword" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Captain Featherswordy loves to dance.
Original Lyrics:
Captain Feathersword, he loves to dance.
"Captain Feathersword" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Stomp the hawk
It's fun to do.
Original Lyrics:
Start to hop
It's fun to do.
"Central Park New York" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Morse code porrige ride
Original Lyrics:
Horse and carriage ride
"Coccy Want A Cracker"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pieces of ice
Original Lyrics:
Pieces of Eight
"Cocky Want A Cracker"
Misheard Lyrics:
Peas he ate
Original Lyrics:
Pieces of eight
"Coky Want A Cracker"
Misheard Lyrics:
Peas he ate
Original Lyrics:
Pieces of 8
"Dancing In The Sand" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Captin Feathersword is dancing on his s***.
Original Lyrics:
Captain Feathersword is dancing on his ship.
"Dancing In The Sand" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Wags the dog is chasing cats.
Original Lyrics:
Wags the dog is chasing waves.
"Dancing in the Sand" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Captain Feathersword is farting on a Cebu.
Original Lyrics:
Captain Feathersword is dancing on his ship.
"Eagle Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm just crazy about the waiting room.
Original Lyrics:
I'm just crazy about the way we move.
This song is a cover of the original by Daddy Cool.
"Feliz Navidad"
Misheard Lyrics:
At least, I'll be dead.
Original Lyrics:
Feliz Navidad
"Feliz Navidad"
Misheard Lyrics:
Police got my car
Police got my car
Driving home from the bar
Original Lyrics:
Feliz Navidad
Feliz Navidad
Feliz Navidad Horospono Feliz idad
"Feliz Navidad"
Misheard Lyrics:
The least snotty duck
Original Lyrics:
Feliz Navidad
"Feliz Navidad"
Misheard Lyrics:
The police stole my car
Original Lyrics:
Feliz Navidad
"Fruit Salad" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Flute salad
Original Lyrics:
Fruit Salad
"Fruit Salad" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The 3rd step chop up some apples
The 3rd step eat up some apples
Wash the bones and the spoons.
Original Lyrics:
The 3rd step chop up some maples
The 3rd step eat up some maples
Wash up the bowls and spoons.
"Fruit Salad" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The 3rd step chop up some mapples
The 3rd step eat up some mapples
Wash the bones and the spoons.
Original Lyrics:
The 3rd step chop up some apples
The 3rd step eat up some apples
Wash up the bowls and spoons.
"Fruit Salad" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Wash the bones, and wash the spoon.
Original Lyrics:
Wash the bowl, and wash the spoon.
'The Wiggles' is a kids' show with a group of Austrailian guys that sing and dance.
"Hot Potato" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Go spaghetti
Original Lyrics:
Cold spaghetti
"Hot Potato" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Gold spaghetti
Original Lyrics:
Cold spaghetti
"Hot Potato" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hop potato
Original Lyrics:
Hot potato
"Hot Potato" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Pot potato
Original Lyrics:
Hot potato
"Play The Guitar With Murray (Live Version)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Though he stinks of gin.
Original Lyrics:
No, his name's not Jim.
"The Friendly Pirate Ship"
Misheard Lyrics:
The friendly pirate ship is f***ing on the sea.
Original Lyrics:
The friendly pirate ship is rocking on the sea.
"The Friendly Pirate Ship"
Misheard Lyrics:
The unfriendly pirate ship is yodeling on the sea.
Original Lyrics:
The friendly pirate ship is rocking on the sea.
The boat is yodeling. And it was unfriendly.
"Uncle Noah's Ark" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The horses and cattle and fell out of the air.
Original Lyrics:
The horses and cattle and fowl of the air.
"Uncle Noah's Ark" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The horses and cattle fouled up the air.
Original Lyrics:
The horses and cattle and fowl of the air.
"Vegetable Soup"
Misheard Lyrics:
One's a genie, One's in a bottle, too.
Original Lyrics:
One zucchini, one tomato, too.
"Wiggly Party" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Give the doggies its balls back
Original Lyrics:
Pin the tail on the donkey.
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"Wiggly Party" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Put your tail on the concrete.
Original Lyrics:
Pin the tail on the donkey.
"Wiggly Party" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Put your tail on the concrete.
Original Lyrics:
Pin the tail on the donkey.
"Wiggly Party" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Think about it (going, going, gone)
Original Lyrics:
Wiggly party (everybody's groovin')
"Wiggly Party" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Wiggle your body
Original Lyrics:
Wiggly Party

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