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"Careless Whispers"
Filthy feet have gotten on the river
Guilty feet have got no rhythm
"Careless Whispers"
The cat's whiskers of a good friend
The careless whisper of a good friend
"Careless Whisper"
And waste the chance that I'm Bill Gibbon.
And waste the chance that I've been given.
"Careless Whisper"
Beauty's even got no rythym.
Guilty feet have got no rhythm.
"Careless Whisper"
Can't you see I ain't got no rhythm?
Guilty feet have got no rhythm.
"Careless Whisper"
Fifty feet have got no rhythm.
Guilty feet have got no rhythm.
"Careless Whisper"
Gimped-up feet ain't got no rhythm.
Guilty feel have got no rhythm.
"Careless Whisper"
Give two feet, I've got no rhythm.
Guilty feet have got no rhythm.
"Careless Whisper"
Got no feet and got no rhythm
Guilty feet have got no rhythm
"Careless Whisper"
Guilty fetus, got no rhythm
or
Guilty feelings, got no rhythm
or
Guilty feelings, got no rhythm
Guilty feet have got no rhythm
"Careless Whisper"
Guilty, feel I've got no rhythm
Guilty feet have got no rhythm
"Careless Whisper"
I'm never gonna dance again
Them two feet have got no rhythm
And I'm never gonna dance again
The way I danced on you
I'm never gonna dance again
Guilty feet have got no rhythm
And I'm never gonna dance again
The way I danced with you
"Careless Whisper"
I'm never gonna dance again,
Guilty feel I've got no rhythm
I'm never gonna dance again,
Guilty, feet have got no rhythm
"Careless Whisper"
I'm never gonna dance again
Them two feet have got no rhythm
And I'm never gonna dance again
The way I danced on you.
I'm never gonna dance again
Guilty feet have got no rhythm
And I'm never gonna dance again
The way I danced with you.
"Careless Whisper"
I'm never gonna dance again
'Cause you said I've got no rhythm.
I'm never gonna dance again
Guilty feet have got no rhythm.
"Careless Whisper"
Jermaine, Jermaine
Now that you're gone
"Careless Whisper"
Nada-sha-gone
No, dare to go
Now that you're gone
Now...that you're gone
"Careless Whisper"
Naked feet have got no rhythm.
Guilty feet have got no rhythm.
"Careless Whisper"
No, I'm never gonna dance again
Guilty feeling, got no river.
No, I'm never gonna dance again
Guilty feet have got no rhythm.
"Careless Whisper"
Paige is a whore, you'll find
Pain is all you'll find
"Careless Whisper"
Pain is the heart you'll find.
Pain is all you'll find.
"Careless Whisper"
Pain is the hole you'll find.
Pain is all you'll find.
"Careless Whisper"
Pain is the holy wine.
Pain is the hole you find.
"Careless Whisper"
Pain is the horror you find.
or
Pain is the horror you'll find.
Pain is all you find.
"Careless Whisper"
Payin' the whore you find
Pain is the hole you'll find.
"Careless Whisper"
Should've known better than to feed a friend.
Should've known better than to cheat a friend.
"Careless Whisper"
There's no comfort in the truth pain is a hard blue fly!
There's no comfort in the truth, Pain is all you'll find.
"Careless Whisper"
Though it's easy to pretend
I know you're not a football.
Though it's easy to pretend
I know you're not a fool.
"Careless Whisper"
We could have built this dance forever.
We could have made this dance forever.
"Careless Whisper"
Wealthy children got no rhythm
Guilty feet, I've (have) got no rhythm
"Careless Whisper"
Well I'm never gonna' dance again,
if you think I've got no rhythm
Well I'm never gonna' dance again,
guilty feet have got no rhythm
"Club Tropicana"
All that's missing is the sea
But don't worry you can suck sand.
All that's missing is the sea
But don't worry you can suntan.
"Club Tropicana"
Club Tropicana, drinks are free Fun and sunshine there's the whopper, everyone
Club Tropicana, drinks are free Fun and sunshine, there's enough for everyone
"Club Tropicana"
Club Tropicana, kids go free.
Club Tropicana, drinks are free.
"Club Tropicana"
From beneath their Panamas
Gonna need your bag of Mars.
"Club Tropicana"
Let me take you to a place
Where mikeholdens a smiling face.
Let me take you to a place
Where membership's a smiling face.
"Club Tropicana"
Let me take you to a place
Where mothership's a smiling face.
Let me take you to a place
Where membership's a smiling face.
"Club Tropicana"
Oh, that smooth thing is the sea.
All that's missing is the sea.
"Club Tropicana"
Purge the showgirls with the stars.
Brush shoulders with the stars.
"Club Tropicana"
Spread the word that gobbles me
Down kitchen Tropicana scene
Watch the whales break on the bay
Southwards down the Blue Lagoon
Go downtown, the summers too
The whole lot saw you there.
Castaways and lovers meet
Then kiss in Tropicana's heat
Watch the waves break on the bay
Soft white sands, a blue lagoon
Cocktail time, a summer's tune
A whole night's holiday.
"Club Tropicana"
Watch the whales break on the bay.
Watch the waves break on the bay.
"Club Tropicana"
Wo-oh, they're p***ing in the sea.
All that's missing is the sea.
"Edge Of Heaven"
Bananananana, yeah yeah yeah
Na-na-na-na-na-na, yeah yeah yeah
"Edge Of Heaven"
Vacuous
or
Zack you up.
I would lock you up.
"Everything She Wants"
And now you tell me that you're happy, my baby.
And now you tell me that you're having my baby.
"Everything She Wants"
I guess I must have loved you
'Cause I said you were the first to go for me.
I guess I must have loved you
'Cause I said you were the perfect girl for me.
"Everything She Wants"
If my best isn't good enough
Then how can it be good and ugly too
If my best isn't good enough
Then how can it be good enough for two
"Everything She Wants"
If my best isn't good enough
Then hey, you hit me good enough for two
If my best isn't good enough
Then how can it be good enough for two?
"Everything She Wants"
Some people work for Mylanta.
Some people work for fun,
girl I just work for you
or
Some people work for Atlanta.
Some people work for fun, girl I just work for you.' or 'Some people work for Atlantis. Some people work for fun,
girl I just work for you
or
Some people work for Atlanta.
Some people work for fun, girl I just work for you.' or 'Some people work for Atlantis. Some people work for fun,
girl I just work for you
Some people work for a living.
Some people work for fun,
girl I just work for you
"Everything She Wants"
Some people work for eleven
Some people work for a living
"Freedom"
Cause you know that I could give you just this one vice forever
Cause you could take me to heaven and back
Cause you know that I'd forgive you just this once, twice, forever
Cause you could take me to hell and back
"Freedom"
Every day I hear a different story
People saying that you're a no-good phony
So you level with another
And she's making a fool of you
Every day I hear a different story
People saying that you're no good for me
Saw you lover with another
And she's making a fool of you
"Freedom"
I don't want your body, baby!
I don't want nobody, baby.
"Freedom"
I don't want your body, baby.
Parking love just brings me down.
I don't want nobody, baby.
Part time love just brings me down.
"Freedom"
I just go from day to day
Knowing all about the protocols.
I just go from day to day
Knowing all about the other boys.
"Freedom"
Like a prisoner who has his home key
Like a prisoner who has his own key
"Freedom"
Like a prisoner who passed his honkey.
Like a prisoner who has his own key.
"Heartbeat"
Heartbeat, heartbeat
Why do you marry now?
Heartbeat, heartbeat
Why do you fail me now?
"Heartbeat"
If we were meant for each other
Why don't you ransom me?
If we were meant for each other
Why don't you answer me?
"Heartbeat"
Standing on the ladder to desire duty.
Standing on the line between desire and duty.
"I Want Your Sex"
Satan is on my side
It's taken so much time
"I'm Your Man"
You're so good, you're divine
Wanna take you home and make you f**** me
Tell me it's a crime.
You're so good, you're divine
Wanna take you, wanna make you
But they tell me it's a crime.
"Last Christmas"
A crowded room - friends with tied eyes
or
A crowded room - friends with dyed eyes
A crowded room - friends with tired eyes
"Last Christmas"
A man on the cover which you told me about
A man under cover, but you tore me apart.
"Last Christmas"
But the very next day, they heard you were gay.
But the very next day, you gave it away.
"Last Christmas"
I'll give it to someone better
I'll give it to someone special
"Last Christmas"
Lover with a foreigner's heart.
Lover with a fire in his heart.
"Last Christmas"
Rhymes with tie-dye
Friends with tired eyes
"Last Christmas"
This year two semi front ears
or
This year two semi frontiers
or
This year two semi frontiers
This year, to save me from tears..
"Last Christmas"
This year, my semi-brown tears,
I'll give them to someone special
This year, to save me from tears,
I'll give it to someone special
"Last Christmas"
This year, semi-frontiers
I'll give them to someone special.
This year, to save me from tears
I'll give it to someone special.
"Last Christmas"
This year, the semi-frontier
This year, to save me from tears
"Last Christmas"
This year, the steppy frontier
This year, to save me from tears
"Last Christmas"
This year, through seven frontiers
I give 'em to someone special
This year, to save me from tears
I'll give it to someone special.
"Last Christmas"
This year, to semi frontiers
I gave it to someone special.
This year, to save me from tears
I gave it to someone special.
"Last Christmas"
This year, to set me frontiers
This year, to save me from tears
"Last Christmas"
Tye dye
Tired eyes
"Wake Me Up Before You Go Go"
Make it big!
Jitterbug
"Wake Me Up Before You Go Go"
Wake me up and call your uncle.
Wake me up before you go-go.
"Wake Me Up Before You Go Go"
Wake me up, before you go-go
'Cause I'm not playing with Han Solo
Wake me up before you go-go
'Cause I'm not plannin' on going solo
"Wake Me Up Before You Go Go"
Whisk me up a strobby yo-yo.
Wake me up before you go-go.
"Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go"
And my beats sperm minute never been the same.
And my beats per minute never been the same.
"Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go"
Banana chum bum
You do the Jitterbug.
"Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go"
Do the toopod!
Jitterbug
"Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go"
Don't leave hanging on the line with you-oh
or
Don't leave hanging on the line with jojo
or
Don't leave me hanging on a lively yo-yo.
Don't leave me hanging on like a yo-yo.
"Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go"
Don't leave hanging on the line with jojo
or
Don't leave hanging on the line with you-oh
or
Don't leave hanging on the line with you-oh
Don't leave me hanging on like a yo-yo
"Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go"
Don't leave me hangin' on the line for yo-yo.
Don't leave me hanging here like a yo-yo.
"Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go"
Don't leave me hanging in Atlanta Joja.
Don't leave me hanging on like a yo-yo.
"Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go"
Don't leave me hanging on the line to Togo.
Don't leave me hanging on like a yo-yo.
"Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go"
Don't leave me lying on the floor without you.
Don't leave me hanging on like a yo-yo.
"Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go"
Don't let me change another night in SoHo.
Don't leave me hanging on like a yo-yo.
"Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go"
Doodle Bug
Jitterbug
"Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go"
Eleven beats per minute all in the same.
My beats per minute never been the same.
"Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go"
I wanna hear that high!
(Yeah,yeah!)
I wanna hit that high.
(Yeah,yeah!)
"Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go"
I wanna hear them howl.
(Yeah,yeah!)
I wanna hit that high.
(Yeah,yeah!)
"Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go"
Left your semen in my bed.
Left me sleeping in my bed.
"Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go"
My beach perm melted in the sand.
My beats per minute will never be the same.
"Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go"
My beach permanent never been the same
My beats-per-minute never been the same
"Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go"
My beach permit has never been the same.
My beats-per-minute never been the same.
"Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go"
Nine beats per minute never been the same.
My beats per minute never been the same.
"Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go"
Take me down to tonight.
Take me dancing tonight.
"Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go"
Ten o'clock
Jitterbug
"Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go"
Wake me up and make some cocoa
Wake me up before you go-go
"Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go"
Wake me up before you go girl
or
Wake me up before you doo-doo
or
Wake me up before you doo-doo
Wake me up before you go-go
"Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go"
Wake me up before you go go
And I will buy you a brand new yo yo
Wake me up before you go go
don't leave me hanging here like a yo yo
"Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go"
Wake me up before you go go..I'll be dancin' on a rolling yo-yo
or
Don't leave me hanging on a laughing yo-yo
or
Wake me up before you go girl
or
Wake me up before you go-go,
'Cause I'm not standing on an oreo-o
or
Wake me up before you go-go,
'Cause I'm not standing on an oreo-o
Wake me up before you go-go,
'Cause I'm not planning on going solo
"Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go"
Wake me up before you gold coast.
Wake me up before you go-go.
"Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go"
Wake me up before you yoga
Don't leave me you did that fluz-aaah.
Wake me up before you go-go
Don't leave me hangin' on like a yo-yo.
"Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go"
Wank me off before you go-go
Wake me up before you go-go
"Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go"
You send me so sky high when your lovin' starts.
You send my soul sky high when your lovin' starts.
"Wake Me Up Before You Go-go"
Wake me up, I'll pour you cocoa.
Wake me up before you go-go.
"Wham Rap! (video version)"
Well, this will be a drag if you want to kid or brag and when you let them know
Well, folks can be a drag when works in the bag and when you let them know
"Young Guns (Go For It!)"
Death comes naturally
Death by matrimony
"Young Guns (Go For It)"
Get them pants off
Go for it!
Get back, hands off
Go for it!
"Young Guns (Go For It)"
Looking back on the good old days
Well this young gun says 'Abortion Pays'.
Looking back on the good old days
Well this young gun says 'Caution Pays'.
"Young Guns (Go For It)"
There's danger in emotional skies
There's danger in emotional ties
"Young Guns (Go For It)"
Well I hadn't seen your face around town for a while
So I greeted you with annoying smile.
Well, I hadn't seen your face around town for a while
So I greeted you with a knowing smile.
"Young Guns"
Well, this young gun says abortion pays.
Well, this young gun says caution pays.