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"Careless Whispers"
Misheard Lyrics:
Filthy feet have gotten on the river
Original Lyrics:
Guilty feet have got no rhythm
"Careless Whispers"
Misheard Lyrics:
The cat's whiskers of a good friend
Original Lyrics:
The careless whisper of a good friend
"Careless Whisper"
Misheard Lyrics:
And waste the chance that I'm Bill Gibbon.
Original Lyrics:
And waste the chance that I've been given.
"Careless Whisper"
Misheard Lyrics:
Beauty's even got no rythym.
Original Lyrics:
Guilty feet have got no rhythm.
"Careless Whisper"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't you see I ain't got no rhythm?
Original Lyrics:
Guilty feet have got no rhythm.
"Careless Whisper"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fifty feet have got no rhythm.
Original Lyrics:
Guilty feet have got no rhythm.
"Careless Whisper"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gimped-up feet ain't got no rhythm.
Original Lyrics:
Guilty feel have got no rhythm.
"Careless Whisper"
Misheard Lyrics:
Give two feet, I've got no rhythm.
Original Lyrics:
Guilty feet have got no rhythm.
"Careless Whisper"
Misheard Lyrics:
Got no feet and got no rhythm
Original Lyrics:
Guilty feet have got no rhythm
"Careless Whisper"
Misheard Lyrics:
Guilty fetus, got no rhythm
or
Guilty feelings, got no rhythm
or
Guilty feelings, got no rhythm
Original Lyrics:
Guilty feet have got no rhythm
"Careless Whisper"
Misheard Lyrics:
Guilty, feel I've got no rhythm
Original Lyrics:
Guilty feet have got no rhythm
"Careless Whisper"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm never gonna dance again
Them two feet have got no rhythm
And I'm never gonna dance again
The way I danced on you
Them two feet have got no rhythm
And I'm never gonna dance again
The way I danced on you
Original Lyrics:
I'm never gonna dance again
Guilty feet have got no rhythm
And I'm never gonna dance again
The way I danced with you
Guilty feet have got no rhythm
And I'm never gonna dance again
The way I danced with you
"Careless Whisper"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm never gonna dance again,
Guilty feet have got no rhythm
Guilty feet have got no rhythm
Original Lyrics:
I'm never gonna dance again,
Guilty, feel I've got no rhythm
Guilty, feel I've got no rhythm
"Careless Whisper"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm never gonna dance again
Them two feet have got no rhythm
And I'm never gonna dance again
The way I danced on you.
Them two feet have got no rhythm
And I'm never gonna dance again
The way I danced on you.
Original Lyrics:
I'm never gonna dance again
Guilty feet have got no rhythm
And I'm never gonna dance again
The way I danced with you.
Guilty feet have got no rhythm
And I'm never gonna dance again
The way I danced with you.
"Careless Whisper"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm never gonna dance again
'Cause you said I've got no rhythm.
'Cause you said I've got no rhythm.
Original Lyrics:
I'm never gonna dance again
Guilty feet have got no rhythm.
Guilty feet have got no rhythm.
"Careless Whisper"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jermaine, Jermaine
Original Lyrics:
Now that you're gone
"Careless Whisper"
Misheard Lyrics:
Nada-sha-gone
No, dare to go
No, dare to go
Original Lyrics:
Now that you're gone
Now...that you're gone
Now...that you're gone
"Careless Whisper"
Misheard Lyrics:
Naked feet have got no rhythm.
Original Lyrics:
Guilty feet have got no rhythm.
"Careless Whisper"
Misheard Lyrics:
No, I'm never gonna dance again
Guilty feeling, got no river.
Guilty feeling, got no river.
Original Lyrics:
No, I'm never gonna dance again
Guilty feet have got no rhythm.
Guilty feet have got no rhythm.
"Careless Whisper"
Misheard Lyrics:
Paige is a whore, you'll find
Original Lyrics:
Pain is all you'll find
"Careless Whisper"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pain is the heart you'll find.
Original Lyrics:
Pain is all you'll find.
"Careless Whisper"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pain is the hole you'll find.
Original Lyrics:
Pain is all you'll find.
"Careless Whisper"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pain is the holy wine.
Original Lyrics:
Pain is the hole you find.
"Careless Whisper"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pain is the horror you find.
or
Pain is the horror you'll find.
or
Pain is the horror you'll find.
Original Lyrics:
Pain is all you find.
"Careless Whisper"
Misheard Lyrics:
Payin' the whore you find
Original Lyrics:
Pain is the hole you'll find.
"Careless Whisper"
Misheard Lyrics:
Should've known better than to feed a friend.
Original Lyrics:
Should've known better than to cheat a friend.
"Careless Whisper"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's no comfort in the truth pain is a hard blue fly!
Original Lyrics:
There's no comfort in the truth, Pain is all you'll find.
"Careless Whisper"
Misheard Lyrics:
Though it's easy to pretend
I know you're not a football.
I know you're not a football.
Original Lyrics:
Though it's easy to pretend
I know you're not a fool.
I know you're not a fool.
"Careless Whisper"
Misheard Lyrics:
We could have built this dance forever.
Original Lyrics:
We could have made this dance forever.
"Careless Whisper"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wealthy children got no rhythm
Original Lyrics:
Guilty feet, I've (have) got no rhythm
"Careless Whisper"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well I'm never gonna' dance again,
if you think I've got no rhythm
if you think I've got no rhythm
Original Lyrics:
Well I'm never gonna' dance again,
guilty feet have got no rhythm
guilty feet have got no rhythm
"Club Tropicana"
Misheard Lyrics:
All that's missing is the sea
But don't worry you can suck sand.
But don't worry you can suck sand.
Original Lyrics:
All that's missing is the sea
But don't worry you can suntan.
But don't worry you can suntan.
"Club Tropicana"
Misheard Lyrics:
Club Tropicana, drinks are free Fun and sunshine there's the whopper, everyone
Original Lyrics:
Club Tropicana, drinks are free Fun and sunshine, there's enough for everyone
"Club Tropicana"
Misheard Lyrics:
Club Tropicana, kids go free.
Original Lyrics:
Club Tropicana, drinks are free.
"Club Tropicana"
Misheard Lyrics:
From beneath their Panamas
Original Lyrics:
Gonna need your bag of Mars.
"Club Tropicana"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let me take you to a place
Where mikeholdens a smiling face.
Where mikeholdens a smiling face.
Original Lyrics:
Let me take you to a place
Where membership's a smiling face.
Where membership's a smiling face.
"Club Tropicana"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let me take you to a place
Where mothership's a smiling face.
Where mothership's a smiling face.
Original Lyrics:
Let me take you to a place
Where membership's a smiling face.
Where membership's a smiling face.
"Club Tropicana"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, that smooth thing is the sea.
Original Lyrics:
All that's missing is the sea.
"Club Tropicana"
Misheard Lyrics:
Purge the showgirls with the stars.
Original Lyrics:
Brush shoulders with the stars.
"Club Tropicana"
Misheard Lyrics:
Spread the word that gobbles me
Down kitchen Tropicana scene
Watch the whales break on the bay
Southwards down the Blue Lagoon
Go downtown, the summers too
The whole lot saw you there.
Down kitchen Tropicana scene
Watch the whales break on the bay
Southwards down the Blue Lagoon
Go downtown, the summers too
The whole lot saw you there.
Original Lyrics:
Castaways and lovers meet
Then kiss in Tropicana's heat
Watch the waves break on the bay
Soft white sands, a blue lagoon
Cocktail time, a summer's tune
A whole night's holiday.
Then kiss in Tropicana's heat
Watch the waves break on the bay
Soft white sands, a blue lagoon
Cocktail time, a summer's tune
A whole night's holiday.
"Club Tropicana"
Misheard Lyrics:
Watch the whales break on the bay.
Original Lyrics:
Watch the waves break on the bay.
"Club Tropicana"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wo-oh, they're p***ing in the sea.
Original Lyrics:
All that's missing is the sea.
"Edge Of Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bananananana, yeah yeah yeah
Original Lyrics:
Na-na-na-na-na-na, yeah yeah yeah
"Edge Of Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
Vacuous
or
Zack you up.
or
Zack you up.
Original Lyrics:
I would lock you up.
"Everything She Wants"
Misheard Lyrics:
And now you tell me that you're happy, my baby.
Original Lyrics:
And now you tell me that you're having my baby.
"Everything She Wants"
Misheard Lyrics:
I guess I must have loved you
'Cause I said you were the first to go for me.
'Cause I said you were the first to go for me.
Original Lyrics:
I guess I must have loved you
'Cause I said you were the perfect girl for me.
'Cause I said you were the perfect girl for me.
"Everything She Wants"
Misheard Lyrics:
If my best isn't good enough
Then how can it be good and ugly too
Then how can it be good and ugly too
Original Lyrics:
If my best isn't good enough
Then how can it be good enough for two
Then how can it be good enough for two
"Everything She Wants"
Misheard Lyrics:
If my best isn't good enough
Then hey, you hit me good enough for two
Then hey, you hit me good enough for two
Original Lyrics:
If my best isn't good enough
Then how can it be good enough for two?
Then how can it be good enough for two?
"Everything She Wants"
Misheard Lyrics:
Some people work for Mylanta.
Some people work for fun,
girl I just work for you
Some people work for fun,
girl I just work for you
or
Some people work for Atlanta.
Some people work for fun, girl I just work for you.' or 'Some people work for Atlantis. Some people work for fun,
girl I just work for you
Some people work for fun, girl I just work for you.' or 'Some people work for Atlantis. Some people work for fun,
girl I just work for you
or
Some people work for Atlanta.
Some people work for fun, girl I just work for you.' or 'Some people work for Atlantis. Some people work for fun,
girl I just work for you
Some people work for fun, girl I just work for you.' or 'Some people work for Atlantis. Some people work for fun,
girl I just work for you
Original Lyrics:
Some people work for a living.
Some people work for fun,
girl I just work for you
Some people work for fun,
girl I just work for you
"Everything She Wants"
Misheard Lyrics:
Some people work for eleven
Original Lyrics:
Some people work for a living
"Freedom"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cause you know that I could give you just this one vice forever
Cause you could take me to heaven and back
Cause you could take me to heaven and back
Original Lyrics:
Cause you know that I'd forgive you just this once, twice, forever
Cause you could take me to hell and back
Cause you could take me to hell and back
"Freedom"
Misheard Lyrics:
Every day I hear a different story
People saying that you're a no-good phony
So you level with another
And she's making a fool of you
People saying that you're a no-good phony
So you level with another
And she's making a fool of you
Original Lyrics:
Every day I hear a different story
People saying that you're no good for me
Saw you lover with another
And she's making a fool of you
People saying that you're no good for me
Saw you lover with another
And she's making a fool of you
"Freedom"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't want your body, baby!
Original Lyrics:
I don't want nobody, baby.
"Freedom"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't want your body, baby.
Parking love just brings me down.
Parking love just brings me down.
Original Lyrics:
I don't want nobody, baby.
Part time love just brings me down.
Part time love just brings me down.
"Freedom"
Misheard Lyrics:
I just go from day to day
Knowing all about the protocols.
Knowing all about the protocols.
Original Lyrics:
I just go from day to day
Knowing all about the other boys.
Knowing all about the other boys.
"Freedom"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a prisoner who has his home key
Original Lyrics:
Like a prisoner who has his own key
"Freedom"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a prisoner who passed his honkey.
Original Lyrics:
Like a prisoner who has his own key.
"Heartbeat"
Misheard Lyrics:
Heartbeat, heartbeat
Why do you marry now?
Why do you marry now?
Original Lyrics:
Heartbeat, heartbeat
Why do you fail me now?
Why do you fail me now?
"Heartbeat"
Misheard Lyrics:
If we were meant for each other
Why don't you ransom me?
Why don't you ransom me?
Original Lyrics:
If we were meant for each other
Why don't you answer me?
Why don't you answer me?
"Heartbeat"
Misheard Lyrics:
Standing on the ladder to desire duty.
Original Lyrics:
Standing on the line between desire and duty.
"I Want Your Sex"
Misheard Lyrics:
Satan is on my side
Original Lyrics:
It's taken so much time
"I'm Your Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're so good, you're divine
Wanna take you home and make you f**** me
Tell me it's a crime.
Wanna take you home and make you f**** me
Tell me it's a crime.
Original Lyrics:
You're so good, you're divine
Wanna take you, wanna make you
But they tell me it's a crime.
Wanna take you, wanna make you
But they tell me it's a crime.
"Last Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
A crowded room - friends with tied eyes
or
A crowded room - friends with dyed eyes
or
A crowded room - friends with dyed eyes
Original Lyrics:
A crowded room - friends with tired eyes
"Last Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
A man on the cover which you told me about
Original Lyrics:
A man under cover, but you tore me apart.
"Last Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
But the very next day, they heard you were gay.
Original Lyrics:
But the very next day, you gave it away.
"Last Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll give it to someone better
Original Lyrics:
I'll give it to someone special
"Last Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lover with a foreigner's heart.
Original Lyrics:
Lover with a fire in his heart.
"Last Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
Rhymes with tie-dye
Original Lyrics:
Friends with tired eyes
"Last Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
This year two semi front ears
or
This year two semi frontiers
or
This year two semi frontiers
Original Lyrics:
This year, to save me from tears..
"Last Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
This year, my semi-brown tears,
I'll give them to someone special
I'll give them to someone special
Original Lyrics:
This year, to save me from tears,
I'll give it to someone special
I'll give it to someone special
"Last Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
This year, semi-frontiers
I'll give them to someone special.
I'll give them to someone special.
Original Lyrics:
This year, to save me from tears
I'll give it to someone special.
I'll give it to someone special.
"Last Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
This year, the semi-frontier
Original Lyrics:
This year, to save me from tears
"Last Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
This year, the steppy frontier
Original Lyrics:
This year, to save me from tears
"Last Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
This year, through seven frontiers
I give 'em to someone special
I give 'em to someone special
Original Lyrics:
This year, to save me from tears
I'll give it to someone special.
I'll give it to someone special.
"Last Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
This year, to semi frontiers
I gave it to someone special.
I gave it to someone special.
Original Lyrics:
This year, to save me from tears
I gave it to someone special.
I gave it to someone special.
"Last Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tye dye
Original Lyrics:
Tired eyes
"Wake Me Up Before You Go Go"
Misheard Lyrics:
Make it big!
Original Lyrics:
Jitterbug
"Wake Me Up Before You Go Go"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wake me up and call your uncle.
Original Lyrics:
Wake me up before you go-go.
"Wake Me Up Before You Go Go"
Misheard Lyrics:
Whisk me up a strobby yo-yo.
Original Lyrics:
Wake me up before you go-go.
"Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go"
Misheard Lyrics:
And my beats sperm minute never been the same.
Original Lyrics:
And my beats per minute never been the same.
"Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go"
Misheard Lyrics:
Banana chum bum
Original Lyrics:
You do the Jitterbug.
"Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go"
Misheard Lyrics:
Do the toopod!
Original Lyrics:
Jitterbug
"Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't leave hanging on the line with you-oh
or
Don't leave hanging on the line with jojo
or
Don't leave me hanging on a lively yo-yo.
or
Don't leave hanging on the line with jojo
or
Don't leave me hanging on a lively yo-yo.
Original Lyrics:
Don't leave me hanging on like a yo-yo.
"Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't leave hanging on the line with jojo
or
Don't leave hanging on the line with you-oh
or
Don't leave hanging on the line with you-oh
Original Lyrics:
Don't leave me hanging on like a yo-yo
"Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't leave me hangin' on the line for yo-yo.
Original Lyrics:
Don't leave me hanging here like a yo-yo.
"Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't leave me hanging in Atlanta Joja.
Original Lyrics:
Don't leave me hanging on like a yo-yo.
"Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't leave me hanging on the line to Togo.
Original Lyrics:
Don't leave me hanging on like a yo-yo.
"Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't leave me lying on the floor without you.
Original Lyrics:
Don't leave me hanging on like a yo-yo.
"Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't let me change another night in SoHo.
Original Lyrics:
Don't leave me hanging on like a yo-yo.
"Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go"
Misheard Lyrics:
Doodle Bug
Original Lyrics:
Jitterbug
"Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go"
Misheard Lyrics:
Eleven beats per minute all in the same.
Original Lyrics:
My beats per minute never been the same.
"Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna hear that high!
(Yeah,yeah!)
(Yeah,yeah!)
Original Lyrics:
I wanna hit that high.
(Yeah,yeah!)
(Yeah,yeah!)
"Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna hear them howl.
(Yeah,yeah!)
(Yeah,yeah!)
Original Lyrics:
I wanna hit that high.
(Yeah,yeah!)
(Yeah,yeah!)
"Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go"
Misheard Lyrics:
Left your semen in my bed.
Original Lyrics:
Left me sleeping in my bed.
"Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go"
Misheard Lyrics:
My beach perm melted in the sand.
Original Lyrics:
My beats per minute will never be the same.
"Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go"
Misheard Lyrics:
My beach permanent never been the same
Original Lyrics:
My beats-per-minute never been the same
"Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go"
Misheard Lyrics:
My beach permit has never been the same.
Original Lyrics:
My beats-per-minute never been the same.
"Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go"
Misheard Lyrics:
Nine beats per minute never been the same.
Original Lyrics:
My beats per minute never been the same.
"Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take me down to tonight.
Original Lyrics:
Take me dancing tonight.
"Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ten o'clock
Original Lyrics:
Jitterbug
"Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wake me up and make some cocoa
Original Lyrics:
Wake me up before you go-go
"Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wake me up before you go girl
or
Wake me up before you doo-doo
or
Wake me up before you doo-doo
Original Lyrics:
Wake me up before you go-go
"Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wake me up before you go go
And I will buy you a brand new yo yo
And I will buy you a brand new yo yo
Original Lyrics:
Wake me up before you go go
don't leave me hanging here like a yo yo
don't leave me hanging here like a yo yo
"Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wake me up before you go go..I'll be dancin' on a rolling yo-yo
or
Don't leave me hanging on a laughing yo-yo
or
Wake me up before you go girl
or
Wake me up before you go-go,
'Cause I'm not standing on an oreo-o
'Cause I'm not standing on an oreo-o
or
Wake me up before you go-go,
'Cause I'm not standing on an oreo-o
'Cause I'm not standing on an oreo-o
Original Lyrics:
Wake me up before you go-go,
'Cause I'm not planning on going solo
'Cause I'm not planning on going solo
"Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wake me up before you gold coast.
Original Lyrics:
Wake me up before you go-go.
"Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wake me up before you yoga
Don't leave me you did that fluz-aaah.
Don't leave me you did that fluz-aaah.
Original Lyrics:
Wake me up before you go-go
Don't leave me hangin' on like a yo-yo.
Don't leave me hangin' on like a yo-yo.
"Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wank me off before you go-go
Original Lyrics:
Wake me up before you go-go
"Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go"
Misheard Lyrics:
You send me so sky high when your lovin' starts.
Original Lyrics:
You send my soul sky high when your lovin' starts.
"Wake Me Up Before You Go-go"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wake me up, I'll pour you cocoa.
Original Lyrics:
Wake me up before you go-go.
"Wham Rap! (video version)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, this will be a drag if you want to kid or brag and when you let them know
Original Lyrics:
Well, folks can be a drag when works in the bag and when you let them know
"Young Guns (Go For It!)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Death comes naturally
Original Lyrics:
Death by matrimony
"Young Guns (Go For It)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Get them pants off
Go for it!
Go for it!
Original Lyrics:
Get back, hands off
Go for it!
Go for it!
"Young Guns (Go For It)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Looking back on the good old days
Well this young gun says 'Abortion Pays'.
Well this young gun says 'Abortion Pays'.
Original Lyrics:
Looking back on the good old days
Well this young gun says 'Caution Pays'.
Well this young gun says 'Caution Pays'.
"Young Guns (Go For It)"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's danger in emotional skies
Original Lyrics:
There's danger in emotional ties
"Young Guns (Go For It)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well I hadn't seen your face around town for a while
So I greeted you with annoying smile.
So I greeted you with annoying smile.
Original Lyrics:
Well, I hadn't seen your face around town for a while
So I greeted you with a knowing smile.
So I greeted you with a knowing smile.
"Young Guns"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, this young gun says abortion pays.
Original Lyrics:
Well, this young gun says caution pays.
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