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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for The Weeknd that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 15 misheard song lyrics for The Weeknd on amIright currently.

"Earned It"
Misheard Lyrics:
Screw your birthday
Original Lyrics:
Cause girl you're perfect
"Earned It"
Misheard Lyrics:
Screw your boyfriend
or
Screw you perfect
Original Lyrics:
'Cause, girl, you're perfect
Editor's note: This band name is intentionally misspelled.
"I Feel It Coming"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm feeling coming, I'm feeling comfy
Original Lyrics:
I feel it coming, I feel it coming, babe
"In the Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
Iron Man
Original Lyrics:
I don't mind
P.S. I love that song
"Lonely Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
Better wear my bump-de-pump
Original Lyrics:
Better when we're both apart
"Starboy (feat. Daft Punk)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Got the money, need to urinate
Original Lyrics:
You talking money, need a hearing aid
"Starboy"
Misheard Lyrics:
All red lamb just to tease you, ah
None of these toys on lease too, ah
Made your whole year in a week too, yah
Main bitch out of your league too, ah
Side bitch out of your league too, ah
House so empty need a centerpiece
Twenty racks a table cut from ebony
Cut that ivory into skinny pe-nis-es
Then she clean it with her face, man I love my baby
You talking money I need to get laid
You talking 'bout me, I don't see the shade
Switch up my side I take any lane ah switch up my quahog any day
Original Lyrics:
All red lamb just to tease you, ah
None of these toys on lease too, ah
Made your whole year in a week too, yah
Main bitch out of your league too, ah
Side bitch out of your league too, ah
House so empty need a centerpiece
Twenty racks a table cut from ebony
Cut that ivory into skinny pieces
Then she clean it with her face, man
I love my baby
You talking money need a hearing aid
You talking 'bout me, I don't see the shade
Switch up my side I take any lane ah switch up my cup
I kill any pain
"Starboy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bought a red lamp just to tease you, ah
Melody's toys on lease too, ah
Made your whole year in a week too, yah
Main main out of your league too, ah
Side side out of your league too, ah
I'm so empty need a centerpiece
Twenty rocks a table cut from underneath
Cut that iron into skinny pieces
Then she clean it with her face, but I love my babe
You talking money need a hearing aid
You talking "mommy", I don't see the shade
Original Lyrics:
All red lamb just to tease you, ah
None of these toys on lease too, ah
Made your whole year in a week too, yah
Main bitch out of your league too, ah
Side bitch out of your league too, ah
House so empty need a centerpiece
Twenty racks a table cut from ebony
Cut that ivory into skinny pieces
Then she clean it with her face, man
I love my baby
You talking money need a hearing aid
You talking 'bout me, I don't see the shade
Yes, I pretty much misheard all of this song.
"Starboy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cut that iron into skinny pieces
Then she clean it with her face, butt and llama baby
You talking money, need a hearing aid
You talking mommy, I don't see a shade
Switch up my style, like to get me laid
I switch up my crawl, f*** and let me pay
Original Lyrics:
Cut that ivory into skinny pieces
Then she clean it with her face man
I love my baby
You talking money, need a hearing aid
You talking 'bout me, I don't see a shade
Switch up my style, I take any lane
I switch up my cup, I kill any pain
"Starboy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cut that ivory into skinny pieces
Then she hit it with her face, oh, aw my babe
Original Lyrics:
Cut that ivory into skinny pieces
Then she clean it with her face, man, I love my baby
Both versions seem pretty absurd, to me.
"Starboy"
Misheard Lyrics:
F***ing Lenny Payne
Original Lyrics:
I kill any pain
"Starboy"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a, I'm a sodimist.
Original Lyrics:
I'm a motherf**kin' starboy.
"Starboy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Talking money, need to urinate
Original Lyrics:
Talking money, need a hearing aid
"Starboy"
Misheard Lyrics:
house so empty need a centipede
Original Lyrics:
house so empty need a centerpiece
"The Hills"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hydra lies,
Hydra lies
Original Lyrics:
Hide your lies,
Hide your lies

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