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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Crystal Waters that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 26 misheard song lyrics for Crystal Waters on amIright currently.

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"100% Pure Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
100 percent, you know
or
100 percent Yuna
Original Lyrics:
100 percent pure love
Yuna is an Asian name.
"100% Pure Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
100% pure soap
Original Lyrics:
100% Pure Love
"100% Pure Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Going back to the meadow and around the bend
Original Lyrics:
Going back to the middle and around again
"100% Pure Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Going back to the river and out again
Original Lyrics:
Going back to the middle and around again
"100% Pure Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
I sure know how to win
Original Lyrics:
I sure know how to end
"100% Pure Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
I want it for life
Original Lyrics:
I want it tonight
"100% Pure Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll be your Pepsi, your favorite dish.
Original Lyrics:
I'll be your fantasy, your favorite dish.
"100% Pure Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll be your favorite tea, your favorite b***h
Original Lyrics:
I'll be your fantasy, your favorite dish.
"100% Pure Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm gonna be your amphibian.
Original Lyrics:
I'm gonna be there 'til the end.
"100% Pure Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
I’ll be your fancy
Original Lyrics:
I’ll be your fantasy
"100% Pure Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
You saw a brand new thigh
Original Lyrics:
You saw a brand new high
"100% Pure Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
You'll always have a friend in me
or
You'll always have a friend, enemy
Original Lyrics:
You'll always have a friend to play
"Gypsy Woman (She's Homeless)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But she's hopeless, she's hopeless
Original Lyrics:
But she's homeless, she's homeless
"Gypsy Woman (She's Homeless)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Buttcheese omlettes, cheese omlettes
Original Lyrics:
But she's homeless, she's homeless.
"Gypsy Woman (She's Homeless)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Cheese omelettes, cheese omelettes.
Original Lyrics:
She's homeless, she's homeless.
"Gypsy Woman (She's Homeless)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Her hair wouldn't be right without her make up, she's never had her make up
Original Lyrics:
Her day wouldn't be right without her make up, she's never out of make up
"Gypsy Woman (She's Homeless)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She wakes up early every morning
Just to do her hair now.
Original Lyrics:
The winds are blowing every morning
Just to do your hair now.
"Gypsy Woman (She's Homeless)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's enormous, enormous.
Original Lyrics:
She's homeless, she's homeless.
"Gypsy Woman (She's Homeless)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's hopeless, she's hopeless
or
She's helpless, she's helpless
Original Lyrics:
She's homeless, she's homeless
"Gypsy Woman (She's Homeless)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's horny
Original Lyrics:
She's homeless
"Gypsy Woman (She's Homeless)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's wholesome
Original Lyrics:
She's homeless
"Gypsy Woman (She’s Homeless)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But she’s holy, she’s holy
Original Lyrics:
But she’s homeless, she’s homeless
"Makin' Happy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ah, who are you, who are you, who are you?
Original Lyrics:
Ah ooh-wee ooh, ooh-wee ooh, ooh-wee ooh
"Say... If You Feel Alright"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just say hell
Original Lyrics:
Just say hey
"Say...If You Feel Alright"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm watching Star Trek
or
I'm watching Soul Train
Original Lyrics:
I want your body shaking

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