Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> W -> War
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There are 36 misheard song lyrics for War on amIright currently.
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"Cisco Kid"
Misheard Lyrics:
Chase the Ringo bastards through the field.
or
Chase the Pringle vaslas through the field.
or
Chase the Gringo bastards through the field.
or
Chase the Pringle vaslas through the field.
or
Chase the Gringo bastards through the field.
Original Lyrics:
Chased a gringo last night through a field.
"Cisco Kid"
Misheard Lyrics:
Chase them Ringo bastards through the field.
or
Chase those Pringles bastard through the field.
or
Chase those Green-Gold vaslas through the veal.
or
Chase those kringle bastards through the field.
or
Chase those Pringles bastard through the field.
or
Chase those Green-Gold vaslas through the veal.
or
Chase those kringle bastards through the field.
Original Lyrics:
Chased a gringo last night through a field.
"Cisco Kid"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cisco kid was afraid of mice.
Original Lyrics:
Cisco Kid was a friend of mine.
"Cisco Kid"
Misheard Lyrics:
He just took his p-nis out again.
Original Lyrics:
Eat the salted peanuts out of can.
"Cisco Kid"
Misheard Lyrics:
He'd assault the peanuts as he can.
Original Lyrics:
Eat the salted peanuts out the can.
"Cisco Kid"
Misheard Lyrics:
He's the softest penis of the band
Original Lyrics:
Eat the salted peanuts out the can
"Low Rider"
Misheard Lyrics:
All my friends know Winona Ryder.
Original Lyrics:
All my friends know the Low Rider.
"Low Rider"
Misheard Lyrics:
All my friends know the low, fried duck
The low, fried duck is a little whiter.
The low, fried duck is a little whiter.
Original Lyrics:
All my friends know the Low Rider
The Low Rider is a little higher.
The Low Rider is a little higher.
"Low Rider"
Misheard Lyrics:
All night long, get a little higher
Original Lyrics:
All my friends know the Low Rider.
"Low Rider"
Misheard Lyrics:
All night long
Ride a little lower.
Ride a little lower.
Original Lyrics:
Low rider
Drives a litle slower.
Drives a litle slower.
"Low Rider"
Misheard Lyrics:
Blow-dried mud
Original Lyrics:
Low rider
"Low Rider"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't...drive...drunk
Original Lyrics:
Low...ri-der...
"Low Rider"
Misheard Lyrics:
Go Roger
Original Lyrics:
Low rider
"Low Rider"
Misheard Lyrics:
Load right up
Original Lyrics:
Low rider
"Low Rider"
Misheard Lyrics:
Low dry blood
Original Lyrics:
Low rider
"Low Rider"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh my God, it's a low rider.
Original Lyrics:
All my friends know the low rider.
"Low Rider"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take a little trip to sea.
Original Lyrics:
Take a little trip and see.
"Low Rider"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tinkle little drip
Tinkle little drip
Tinkle little drip with me.
Tinkle little drip
Tinkle little drip with me.
Original Lyrics:
Take a little trip
Take a little trip
Take a little trip with me.
Take a little trip
Take a little trip with me.
"Low Rider"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tinkle little trip
Tinkle little trip
Tinkle little trip with me.
Tinkle little trip
Tinkle little trip with me.
Original Lyrics:
Take a little trip
Take a little trip
Take a little trip with me.
Take a little trip
Take a little trip with me.
"Slipping Into Darkness"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was stepping into dog mess
Original Lyrics:
I was slipping into darkness
"Slipping Into Darkness"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take my mind beyond the cheese.
Original Lyrics:
Take my mind beyond the trees.
"The World Is A Ghetto"
Misheard Lyrics:
The world is a gecko.
Original Lyrics:
The world is a ghetto.
"Why Can't We Be Friends?"
Misheard Lyrics:
I called you, but you could not goof around.
Original Lyrics:
I called you, but you could not look around.
"Why Can't We Be Friends?"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can be depressed.
Original Lyrics:
Why can't we be friends?
"Why Can't We Be Friends?"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can really bend!
Original Lyrics:
Why can't we be friends?
"Why Can't We Be Friends?"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't wear these pants.
Original Lyrics:
Why can't we be friends?
"Why Can't We Be Friends?"
Misheard Lyrics:
I keep breathing air
Original Lyrics:
Why can't we be friends
"Why Can't We Be Friends?"
Misheard Lyrics:
I know you're working for the CIA
They wouldn't have you in the ba-ba-yay.
They wouldn't have you in the ba-ba-yay.
Original Lyrics:
I know you're working for the cia
they wouldn't have you in the Mafia. (Pronounced 'maf-ee-ey-ay')
they wouldn't have you in the Mafia. (Pronounced 'maf-ee-ey-ay')
"Why Can't We Be Friends?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a TV set.
Original Lyrics:
Why can't we be freinds?
"Why Can't We Be Friends?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Why can't we pee straight?
or
I can't pee-pee straight!
or
I can't pee-pee straight!
Original Lyrics:
Why can't we be friends?
"Why Can't We Be Friends?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Why can't we speak French?
Original Lyrics:
Why can't we be friends?
"Why Can't We Be Friends"
Misheard Lyrics:
I called you but you could not goof around
Original Lyrics:
I called you but you could not do the rounds
"Why Can't We Be Friends"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can be depressed
Original Lyrics:
Why can't we be friends
"Why Can't We Be Friends"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can feed the bears
Original Lyrics:
Why can't we be friends
"Why Can't We Be Friends"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can really dance
Original Lyrics:
Why can't we be friends
"Why Cant We Be Friends?"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can feel depressed.
Original Lyrics:
Why can't we be friends?
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