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Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> W -> Joe Walsh
Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Joe Walsh that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
There are 48 misheard song lyrics for Joe Walsh on amIright currently.
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"A Life of Illusion" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Living a life of luxury
Original Lyrics:
Living a life of illusion
"Funk #49" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't think that's effing right.
Original Lyrics:
I don't think that's acting right.
"Life's Been Good So Far" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm just looking for cooze at the scene of the crime...
Original Lyrics:
I'm just looking for clues at the scene of the crime
"Life's Been Good" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I got me a novice
Butt pluggers in the hall.
Butt pluggers in the hall.
Original Lyrics:
And I got me an office
Gold records on the wall.
Gold records on the wall.
"Life's Been Good" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I got me an office,
cold wreckers on the floor
cold wreckers on the floor
or
And I got me an office
called records on the wall
called records on the wall
or
And I got me an office
called records on the wall
called records on the wall
Original Lyrics:
And I got me an office,
gold records on the wall
gold records on the wall
"Life's Been Good" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I got me an office
Called records on the wall
or
And I got me an office
Cold wreckers on the floor.
Called records on the wall
or
And I got me an office
Cold wreckers on the floor.
Original Lyrics:
And I got me an office
Gold records on the wall.
Gold records on the wall.
"Life's Been Good" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Everybody's so different,
I'm still the same.
I'm still the same.
Original Lyrics:
Everybody's so different,
I haven't changed.
I haven't changed.
Actually, both are correct... "I'm still the same" appears in his live version.
"Life's Been Good" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Everybody's so different, We're all insane
or
Everybody's so different, We're all the same
or
Everybody's so different, We're all the same
Original Lyrics:
Everybody's so different, I haven't changed
"Life's Been Good" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I have a conscience that pays for it all.
Original Lyrics:
I have accountants pay for it all.
"Life's Been Good" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I have a countess, pay for it all
Original Lyrics:
I have accountants pay for it all
"Life's Been Good" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I live in hotels, stare at the walls.
Original Lyrics:
I live in hotels, tear out the walls.
"Life's Been Good" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm making records my fancy can't break
Original Lyrics:
I'm making records, my fans they can't wait
"Life's Been Good" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm making records, my fans they can't wait
Original Lyrics:
I make hit records, my fans they can't wait
"Life's Been Good" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm making records, my friends they can't wait.
Original Lyrics:
I make hit records, my fans they can't wait.
"Life's Been Good" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've been looking for clues at the seat of the crime.
Original Lyrics:
I've been looking for clues at the scene of the crime.
"Life's Been Good" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's hard to leave when you camp by the door.
Original Lyrics:
It's hard to leave when you can't find the door.
"Life's Been Good" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's tough to handle misfortune and fame
Original Lyrics:
It's tough to handle this fortune and fame
"Life's Been Good" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just leave a message maybe I'll crawl
Original Lyrics:
Just leave a message maybe I'll call
"Life's Been Good" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lucky I'm sane after all I've been through
Everybody say Uncle, Preschool
Everybody say Uncle, Preschool
Original Lyrics:
Lucky I'm sane after all I've been through
(Everybody say I'm cool) (He's cool)
(Everybody say I'm cool) (He's cool)
"Life's Been Good" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My Ma's a roadie, just one of the five
Original Lyrics:
My Maserati does 185.
"Life's Been Good" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My Maserati does 185
I pushed a button and now I don't drive.
I pushed a button and now I don't drive.
Original Lyrics:
My Maserati does 185
I lost my license and now I don't drive.
I lost my license and now I don't drive.
"Life's Been Good" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My Mazda 3 does 185.
Original Lyrics:
My Maserati does 185.
"Life's Been Good" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My ma's arriving, comes one day at five
Original Lyrics:
My Maserati does one eighty five
"Life's Been Good" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My miles are ruddy, does 185.
Original Lyrics:
My Maserati does 185.
"Life's Been Good" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My mom's a rowdy, does 185.
Original Lyrics:
My Maserati does 185.
"Life's Been Good" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So I got me an office
Called 'Records On The Wall'
Called 'Records On The Wall'
Original Lyrics:
So I got me an office
Gold records on the wall
Gold records on the wall
"Life's Been Good" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So I got me an office called 'Records in the Wall'.
Original Lyrics:
So I got me an office, gold records on the wall.
"Life's Been Good" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So I got me an office called, 'Records on the Wall'
Original Lyrics:
So I got me an office, gold records on the wall.
"Life's Been Good" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So I got me an office full of records on the wall
Original Lyrics:
So I got me an office, gold records on the wall
"Life's Been Good" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So I got me an office, no records on the wall.
Original Lyrics:
So I got me an office, gold records on the wall
"Life's Been Good" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They write me letters, tell me I'm late.
Original Lyrics:
They write me letters, tell me I'm great.
"Rocky Mountain Way" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause we don't need the latest crime 'cause the story's sad
Original Lyrics:
'Cause we don't need the ladies
Cryin' 'cause the story's sad
Cryin' 'cause the story's sad
"Rocky Mountain Way" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause we don't need the latest
Prolly 'cause the story's sad.
Prolly 'cause the story's sad.
Original Lyrics:
'Cause we don't need the ladies
Cryin' 'cause the story's sad.
Cryin' 'cause the story's sad.
'prolly' = 'probably'
"Rocky Mountain Way" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cuz the Rocky Mountain way
Is better than the wavy hair.
Is better than the wavy hair.
Original Lyrics:
'Cuz the Rocky Mountain Way
Is better than the way we had.
Is better than the way we had.
"Rocky Mountain Way" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Cause we don't need the ladies
Flyin cross the stormy sky
Flyin cross the stormy sky
Original Lyrics:
Cause we don't need the ladies
Cryin cause the story's sad
Cryin cause the story's sad
"Rocky Mountain Way" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Out to pasture Rocky Mountain way
Original Lyrics:
Spent the last year Rocky Mountain way
"Rocky Mountain Way" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Out to pasture, Rocky Mountain way
Original Lyrics:
Spent the last year, Rocky Mountain Way
"Rocky Mountain Way" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Time to change the platter
Original Lyrics:
Time to change the batter
I think my lyric evokes more vivid imagery and so I far prefer it.
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