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Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> W -> John Waite

Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for John Waite that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 11 misheard song lyrics for John Waite on amIright currently.

"Missing You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Every time I think of you, I always catch my breast
Original Lyrics:
Every time I think of you, I always catch my breath
"Missing You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Every time I think of you, I always scratch my back
Original Lyrics:
Every time I think of you, I always catch my breath
"Missing You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I ain't listening.
Original Lyrics:
I ain't missing you.
"Missing You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I ain't missing you at all
Since you've been gone
Boy
Original Lyrics:
I ain't missing you at all
Since you've been gone
Away
"Missing You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've been missing you, right on
Original Lyrics:
I ain't missing you at all
"Missing You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a Teddy Graham through your soul
Original Lyrics:
Like a telegraph to your soul
The song came out in 1984, and Teddy Grahams didn't exist until 1988!
"Missing You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Listen you.
Original Lyrics:
Missing you
"Missing You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Michigan, Michigan
Original Lyrics:
Missing you, missing you
"Missing You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Stop this heartbreak, oh my Lord!!
Original Lyrics:
Stop this heartbreak overload.
"Missing You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Stop this heartbreak, oh my goat
Original Lyrics:
Stop this heartbreak overload
"Missing You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You don't know how 'Das Boot' I've become.
Original Lyrics:
You don't know how desperate I've become.

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