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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Voltaire that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 23 misheard song lyrics for Voltaire on amIright currently.

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"Cannibal Buffet"
Misheard Lyrics:
Thine hungry eyes was staring down at me.
Original Lyrics:
Nine hungry eyes were staring down at me.
"Day of the Dead"
Misheard Lyrics:
It was the day of the dead
Everybody was inbred
Original Lyrics:
It was the day of the dead
I tried not to lose my head
"Day of the Dead"
Misheard Lyrics:
Why am I alive?
Original Lyrics:
Why? No lie!
"Day of the Dead"
Misheard Lyrics:
the grammar rally
Original Lyrics:
the ground around me
"Day of the Dead"
Misheard Lyrics:
the grandma rally
Original Lyrics:
the ground around me
"Deah Death (Devil Devil Evil Evil Song)"
Misheard Lyrics:
sing us a song-a-piece
Original Lyrics:
sing us a song of peace
"Don't Go by the River"
Misheard Lyrics:
To give her the air l-l-l-lube
Original Lyrics:
To give her the heirl-l-l-loom
"Dunce" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Moisten the tomato
Original Lyrics:
Hoist me up the maypole
"Land of the Dead"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm foreign out
Original Lyrics:
I'm far renowned
"Oh My Goth!"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm dead I'm dead I'm dead I'm dead I'm deader than dead
Original Lyrics:
Undead undead undead undead undeader than dead
"Raised By Bats"
Misheard Lyrics:
And there’s no one here to fill our heads with lice
Original Lyrics:
And there’s no one here to fill our heads with lies
"Ravens Land" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Legs as strong as Kenny Walsh.
Original Lyrics:
Legs as strong as Canyon Walls.
"Reggae Mortis"
Misheard Lyrics:
Rick and Morty
I think I've got Rick and Morty
Hell, I hope it's not Rick and Morty.
Original Lyrics:
Reggae Mortis
I think I've got Reggae Mortis
Hell, I hope it's not Reggae Mortis
"Riding a Black Unicorn..."
Misheard Lyrics:
alone and uncold
Original Lyrics:
alone in the cold
"The Devil and Mr. Jones"
Misheard Lyrics:
you are soaring out in the underground
Original Lyrics:
you are so renowned in the underground
"The Headless Waltz" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I think that it may have rolled into the store
Original Lyrics:
I think that it may have rolled into the sewer
"The Headless Waltz" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Please, Miss, for me, Sis?? Won't you cease and desist
Original Lyrics:
Please Miss, for me, Sis, Won't you see if you see, Sis
"The Mechanical Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
Rocket launchers and flamethrowing guns grew from her eyes
Original Lyrics:
Rocket launchers and flamethrowing guns grew from her sides
"When You're Dead"
Misheard Lyrics:
potential animes
Original Lyrics:
potential enemies
"When You're Evil" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm the bee beneath your bed.
Original Lyrics:
I'm the pea beneath your bed.
"When You're Evil" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm the demon in your bed.
Original Lyrics:
I'm the pea beneath your bed.
"When You're Evil" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm the monstrous David Gump.
Original Lyrics:
I'm the monsters they become.
Buru~kun asks: "Who is David Gump? Forrest's brother?"
"When You're Evil" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Your tears are all the pain I'll ever need
Original Lyrics:
Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need

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