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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Violent Femmes that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 52 misheard song lyrics for Violent Femmes on amIright currently.

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"American Music" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But every time I look at that ugly leg
Original Lyrics:
But every time I look at that ugly lake
"American Music" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I was born too rape
You were born to sue
And every time I look at that ugly leg / ugly boob
Original Lyrics:
I was born too late
You were born too soon
And every time I look at that ugly lake / moon
"Blister In The Sun" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
(My) Body, it beats, I stain my sheets
I don't even know why.
Original Lyrics:
Body and beats, I stain my sheets
I don't even know why.
"Blister In The Sun" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Big Handsome, I know you're the one.
Original Lyrics:
Big Hands, I know you're the one.
"Blister In The Sun" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Big Hans, I know you're the one.
Original Lyrics:
Big hands, I know you're the one.
"Blister In The Sun" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Big Pants I know you're the one.
Original Lyrics:
Big hands, I know you're the one.
"Blister In The Sun" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Big ants I know what you want
Original Lyrics:
Big hands I know you're the one
"Blister In The Sun" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Black-eyed blister in the sun
Original Lyrics:
Like a blister in the sun
"Blister In The Sun" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Body and heat, I stain the sheets
Original Lyrics:
Body and beats, I stain my sheets
"Blister In The Sun" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Body and heats, I shave my feet
I don't even know why
Original Lyrics:
Body and beats, I stain my sheets
I don't even know why
"Blister In The Sun" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Glister in the sun
Original Lyrics:
Blister in the sun
"Blister In The Sun" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Holding hands, I know you're the one.
Original Lyrics:
Big hands, I know you're the one.
"Blister In The Sun" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm Hezekiah, I just might stop to check you out.
Original Lyrics:
I'm high as a kite, I just might stop to check you out.
Hezekiah was a king of Judah in the Old Testament of the Bible.
"Blister In The Sun" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lemme go out
Like a lobster in the sun.
Original Lyrics:
Lemme go on
Like a blister in the sun.
"Blister In The Sun" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Let me go out, I got to blister in the sun,
Let me go out, big man I know your the one
Original Lyrics:
Let me go on, like a blister in the sun,
Let me go on, big hands I know your the one
"Blister In The Sun" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Let me go out
Like a blister in the sun.
Original Lyrics:
Let me go on
Like a blister in the sun.
"Blister In The Sun" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Let me go wild, I got a twister in my side
Let me go wild, take hands I know you're the one.
Original Lyrics:
Let me go on, like a blister in the sun
Let me go on, big hands I know you're the one.
"Blister In The Sun" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Let me go wild
like a blister in the sun.
Original Lyrics:
Let me go on
like a blister in the sun.
Just about everyone thinks the actual line is "lemme go wild." I was really surprised to find it was "on."
"Blister In The Sun" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Let me go wild
Like a twister in the sun.
Original Lyrics:
Let me go out
Like a blister in the sun.
"Blister In The Sun" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Let me go, Juan
White guys blister in the sun.
Original Lyrics:
Let me go on
Like I blister in the sun.
"Blister In The Sun" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a Twizzler in the sun.
Original Lyrics:
Like a blister in the sun.
"Blister In The Sun" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My girlfriend, she says 'yes'
She is starting to cry.
Original Lyrics:
My girlfriend, she's at the end
She is starting to cry.
"Blister In The Sun" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My girlfriend, she's Auntie Em.
She is starting to cry.
Original Lyrics:
My girlfriend, she's at the end
She is starting to cry.
"Blister In The Sun" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
On my clean sheets, I stay in my sheets
I don't even know why.
Original Lyrics:
Body and beats, I stain my sheets
I don't even know why.
"Blister In The Sun" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Pardon me if I stain my sheets
I don't even know why
Original Lyrics:
Body and beats, I stain my sheets
I don't even know why.
"Blister In The Sun" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Shake hands I know your the one
Original Lyrics:
Big hands I know your the one
"Blister In The Sun" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Twister in the summit
Original Lyrics:
Blister in the sun
"Blister In The Sun" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Blister on my bum
or
Twister in the sun
or
Twister in the sun
Original Lyrics:
Blister in the sun
"Blister In The Sun" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When I eat beats, I stain my sheets.
Original Lyrics:
Body and beats, I stain my sheets.
"Blister In The Sun" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When I eat beets, I stain my sheets,
and I don't even know why
Original Lyrics:
Body and beats, I stain my sheets,
and I don't even know why
"Blister In The Sun" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When I'm a walkin' I start my style, then I'm so strung out.
Original Lyrics:
When I'm out walkin' I strut my stuff, and I'm so strung out.
"Blister In The Sun" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When I'm a walkin' I start to stop, man I'm so strung out.
Original Lyrics:
When I'm out walkin' I strut my stuff, then I'm so strung out.
"Blister In The Sun" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When I'm walking, I'll start to stop
Man, I'm so coked out
When I'm high as a kite, I just might
Start to eat you out.
Original Lyrics:
When I'm-a walking, I strut my stuff
Yeah, I'm so strung out
I'm high as a kite, I just might
Stop to check you out.
"Blister In The Sun" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
With these hands, I know you're the one
Original Lyrics:
Big hands, I know you're the one
"Blister in the Sun" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Dick hands, I know you're the one
Original Lyrics:
Big hands, I know you're the one
"Blister in the Sun" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lemme go home
I have a mistress and a son.
Original Lyrics:
Lemme go on
Like a blister in the sun.
"Blister in the Sun" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Let me go white
Like a blister in the sun
Original Lyrics:
Let me go on like I blister in the sun.
(Refer above - I think it's funny!)
"Blister in the Sun" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a blister in the sun
Original Lyrics:
Like I blister in the sun
Very common misheard lyric. But listen to the song. It is clearly enunciated as 'I'.
"Gone Daddy Gone" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can see by the way that you made me talk
Original Lyrics:
I can see by the way that you baby-talk
"Gone Daddy Gone" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't love you baby, it's a crime
Original Lyrics:
I can love you baby till it's a cryin'
"I Held Her In My Arms" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I made my kill,
The one thing that I love,
Original Lyrics:
I will not kill
The one thing that I love
"Kiss Off" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
9,9, 9th one, I lost count.
Original Lyrics:
9,9,9 for my lost god.
"Kiss Off" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
9,9,9 for Alaska
Original Lyrics:
9,9,9 for my lost god
"Kiss Off" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
9,9,9 for my lost cause.
Original Lyrics:
9,9,9 for my lost god.
"Kiss Off" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
9,9,9 for my lost dog
Original Lyrics:
9,9,9 for my lost god
"Kiss Off" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
9,9,9 for my lost job
Original Lyrics:
9,9,9 for my lost god
"Kiss Off" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I take 1,1,1 'cause you blessed me.
Original Lyrics:
I take 1,1,1 'cause you left me.
"Old Mother Reagan" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Old Mother Reagan ain't it cruel?
Took away from me and you
Original Lyrics:
Old Mother Reagan and her crew
Took away from me and you
"Old Mother Reagan" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
See, Old Mother Reagan wrote this song!
Original Lyrics:
This is the Old Mother Reagan protest song!
"Waiting For The Bus"
Misheard Lyrics:
We all get laid.
Original Lyrics:
We all get late.
"Waiting For The Bus"
Misheard Lyrics:
We all get mad
We all get laid.
Original Lyrics:
We all get mad
We all get late.

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