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Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> V -> Luther Vandross

Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Luther Vandross that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 18 misheard song lyrics for Luther Vandross on amIright currently.

"A House Is Not A Home" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Pretend it all, darlin' have a heart
Original Lyrics:
Pretty little darlin' have a heart
"A House is Not a Home" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And a house is not a hole
Original Lyrics:
And a house is not a home
"Always and Forever" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Always a Beretta
Original Lyrics:
Always and Forever
"Dance With My Father"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sometimes I listen, I so-a-doe
And I hear how my mother cried for him
or
Sometimes I'd listen, I am such and adult
And I hear how my mother cried for him.
Original Lyrics:
Sometimes I'd listen outside her door
And I'd hear how my mother cried for him.
"Dance with My Father"
Misheard Lyrics:
Back when I was a jive
Original Lyrics:
Back when I was a child
"Don't Want to Be a Fool" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I once believed that love was fad
Original Lyrics:
I once believed that love was fair
"Going in Circles" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You got me going to a circus
Original Lyrics:
You got me going in circles
"Here And Now" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I vow to be one waitin' me.
Original Lyrics:
I vow to be one with thee.
"Here and Now" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hear me now
Original Lyrics:
Here and Now
"Here and Now" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Here me now!
Original Lyrics:
Here and now
"I'd Rather" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd rather be beside you in a spoon
Original Lyrics:
I'd rather be beside you in a storm
"Power of Love/Love Power" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Cleaning with soap
Original Lyrics:
Cleaning my soul
"She Won't Talk To Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's 9 A.M., the day we see the light
Original Lyrics:
It's not every day we see the one
"She Won't Talk To Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's 9 a.m., the day we see the one.
Original Lyrics:
It's not everyday we see the one.
"She Won't Talk to Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
To my surprise she was passing
Original Lyrics:
To my surprise she was passé
"Stop To Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Away in the day that you were climbing the stairs I hate to see you go angry
Original Lyrics:
Awaiting the day that you're coming to stay I hate to see you go away
"Take You Out" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Halt on top with the caffeine pants on
Original Lyrics:
Halter top with the Capri pants on
"Til My Baby Comes Home" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Well it's all right til' my babies lungs explode
Original Lyrics:
And it's all right when my baby comes home

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